North Wakefield edition
/brit/
Nicholas Myers
Jordan Sanders
cara
Jace Bailey
...
Lincoln Moore
is a slag
Jason Baker
I'm here now lads. How's it foing?
Robert Sanders
frederica
Jacob Cook
is it 2017 yet
Nolan Hughes
can you machine wash adult diapers lads? don't know if it's cum or e-liquid but it's sticky and it's pissing me off
Nathan Myers
foing pretty good
Easton Taylor
thought this was about me til you said the part about stealing booze
Asher Carter
this desu
not this
Owen Harris
whats e-liquid
Jaxson Martin
>picky eaters
bin her mate. It's the biggest red flag going, only runts/plebs are like that.
Jason Gonzalez
.44 in the 4 door
Kayden Roberts
DAE wish 2016 was over like now??
Hunter Martinez
Goes in a vape I think
Aiden Davis
liquid but on your computer
Ian Martinez
having this recurring dream of gf letting a shart out while i eat her arse. i kinda want it to happen now
Tyler Russell
why dif they delete the /brit/ i made
proper fuming
Jack Ross
leds not sure we're all going to make it in the end
Chase Bennett
r8 my german lads, been practicng real hard
Cooper Morales
>realise a girl that im attracted to likes me
>sperg out
Hmmmm
Hudson Davis
Still need to shag her.
Zachary Perez
>the poonited sharts of arsemerica
Nathaniel Scott
yeh i thought so tbf
Michael Morgan
thought of a good band name for people from wakefield
it's "out of the wake"
Kayden Perry
because you're a weird cunt
Oliver Evans
saved
have one in return, la. i insist
Carson Lee
...
Jordan Nelson
We're all going to rot into fucking dust and be forgotten very quickly
Asher Lopez
*bangs chest*
would HEEM the lot of you
Ethan Morris
i'd form a contract with her to become a dragoon cavalier if you know what i mean
Jaxson Reed
youtube.com
Jailed entertainer Rolf Harris is said to have incurred the wrath of his fellow inmates after disgusting them with his chronic flatulence.
The paedophile's problems stem from a combination of his diet, which reportedly includes chocolate bars and cheap curries, and the side-effect of long-standing medical issues.
It is understood to have led fellow prisoners to complain about the smell.
The source added: 'It’s like living next to an abattoir whenever Rolf’s around.'
Last month it was revealed that Harris had been driving prison guards and fellow inmates crazy by playing a makeshift didgeridoo constructed from toilet rolls and matchsticks in his cell.
The 86-year-old Australian's home-made instrument was said to have been confiscated by irate guards at Stafford Prison, north of Birmingham, on numerous occasions.
In March it was revealed Harris had been using his time behind bars to write sickening songs that make references to the string of children he molested, which he intends to release when he is freed.
Reports from inside HMP Stafford claim the shamed musician has arranged tracks entitled Lying (Flat on her Back), Can't Keep That Dingo Down and Hairless Hairy Hand Men.
Nolan Jones
ummm think you mean the fartnited shits of assmerica sweety x
Matthew Green
strawpoll.me
strawpoll.me
strawpoll.me
also strawpoll cannot handle apostrophes which is dumb
William Carter
...
Bentley Walker
Mum keeps telling me to stop vaping so hard, it's making her side of the bed smell like sweets
Ian Diaz
...
Adam Adams
...
Christian Russell
...
Noah Rodriguez
is the elite hockey league on the tv or online?
Colton Sanders
I'd cavalier that dragoon, if you catch my drift.
Nolan Torres
Is it true that Yanks at uni can have their house parties broken up by the police lmao?
Here you can drink in a house when you're 5 or older
Truly the land of the free....
Connor Richardson
I NEED HELP
TODAY I'M GOING TO THE MALL TO BUY SOME CLOTHES
BUT I'M AFRAID BECAUSE I DONT KNOW HOW TO BUY CLOTHES
I THINK I WILL HAVE PANIC ATTACK
HELP
Kayden Bailey
Lads, got any healthy lunch and dinner ideas? My resolution next year is to lose weight.
Carter Torres
need a mommy gf
Jordan Gomez
...
Sebastian Cook
come notts
Elijah Reed
>Zerkaa does FIFA now
Really? Last I heard of him he was doing MW2 montages.
Levi Moore
had a dream where i was getting rimmed, turns out i just slept on some of my christmas chocolate and the dog fancied it
Brayden Lopez
long veggies and protein, short carbs and fats
Jose Morris
Janny autism from when half the board was /brit/ threads gone past 300 posts. You aren't supposed to do that anymore but at least they calmed down and not let it slip to page 10 before being able to make a new one.
Lincoln Barnes
never underestimate the absurdity of the American legal and policing systems
Austin Foster
>MALL
foy
Carter Barnes
post peng tings
Liam Jones
No, it's 9am on a Saturday (the regular crowd shuffles in lol)
Haha. Had a dream someone kept sitting on my face.
Isaac Evans
>thinking this is america
this isn't america
Christopher Gonzalez
come canterbury mate x
Benjamin Martinez
London? Oh you mean Wakefield-on-Thames
Matthew Robinson
Business idea: loan money and profit off the interest
Josiah Garcia
Got to rehearse your questions beforehand
Get some polo shirts and shirts or something idk
Lincoln Rogers
furthest you've ever dropkicked a cat lads? i made one from the 22yd line once
Jeremiah Allen
Ohh!
Nathaniel Gray
>left headphone stopped working
this displeases me
Hudson Rivera
ah okay so caring about international politics is rorke shit
think i'd rather be a rorke than a mong tbf x
Nicholas Hernandez
Because shit travels here too with yank dominated media and the so-called "mandem" who copy whatever the basketball americans are doing.
Blake Cooper
i swear to god theres a conspiracy against me
multiple times i have made a new /brit/ once the old one begins to autosage but the janny always deletes it in favor of some JF /brit/ that was made after mine
Lincoln Lewis
This Wakefield gimmick is fucking chronic.
Liam Brown
>/brit/ is perpetually talking about your country
Adam Hill
my right one doesn't work, want to swap?
Nolan Richardson
...
Liam Johnson
international politics =/= yank politics
for shame, you're usually well informed
Ethan Taylor
Rashorke
Bentley Gutierrez
because you're a weird cunt
Caleb Rogers
i dunno what it's like in the states but here cops only get involved for noise complaints, it's not about the drinking
Joseph Wright
/brit/ is a yank gimmick, la. we run this place
Hudson Evans
fuck off with this shit copied gimmick
without trigger making a face this whole bit is just immature slapstick
Noah Cruz
'E FELL THROUGH THE ESCALATOR, STEW
Connor Howard
...
Isaiah Watson
sounds like a plan
Nicholas James
Regularly get halfway through writing a post and just delete it all lol
Adrian Long
Cheers for the flag lad
Ethan Ward
Why is FakeTaxi so shit?
Jaxon Murphy
kek that guy on the floor ready to catch him
Colton Wilson
what's it like living in a town like this
Alexander Miller
stop calling me weird
Easton Jackson
what?
Parker Phillips
me in the middle
Elijah Peterson
>for shame, you're usually well informed
y-you recognise me?
Austin Gutierrez
>dad found my photo album with girls i knows faces pasted onto interracial porn
fucking end it
Angel Rodriguez
Dent? More like Bent haha
Hudson Ward
updated version because i didn't edit it properly
Ryder Collins
weird cunt
Hunter Wright
quite cosy I presume
Dylan Cooper
if i put some beer in my whipped cream charger what would happen
Blake Cook
Called my lad to inspect a shock absorbed im going to buy
told him the name and he was all hahahah that's my dads brother
what a small country
Jayden Cook
>mum found the virgin palms
Anthony Watson
if i'm right you're the radical centrist who often chimes in on geopolitics discussions
could be wrong though
Xavier Rivera
me and my mate
Brayden White
do ray me fa so la ti do