Why?

Why?

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Being a fatso isnt seen as negative thing in america

new england is skinnier than europe

eurofats loool

Healthy at every size. How are you to judge OP ?

gee I wonder why!

Lmao who gives a fuck

I guarantee you the american coaches can bench and squat more than the yuropoors

And its not even close

Europeans are weak as fuck

>not giving a fuck about your health
GOD BLESS AMERICA

/thread

This whole thrad is fatshaming

New England is not America though. New England is its own country as far as i'm concerned. 90% white and a low BMI.

Epic bait thread

>1 portuguese
>1 spaniard
>1 french
>1 italian
>1 argentine
can non-romance people even compete?

Lol no look at this picture of New Engladers I found as proof. Fat

linemen

Americans need twice the strength just to carry around their limbs.

Look at this photo of fine Swedish gentlemen.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Olympic_medalists_in_weightlifting

Most weightlifting competitions with Europeans and Americans say otherwise.
>b-but Europe has more people than the US.
There are countries a lot smaller but with more medals than the US.

Simeone is handsome
If I were a girl I'd probably be wet desu

Because soccer is pretty much just a gigantic business now with every team buying their way to success, so it only makes sense they dress up as boring businessmen.

The most telling aspect is the lack of counter pictures to this. You literally can't make one kek

I am laughing aloud at (you).

Them fat shits could not bench fuck all they'd have a heart attack.

Every time I see that flag I wince, 70% is embarrassing to read.

>handegg coaches need headsets to order quadrupple cheeseburgers and diet coke

...

From what I've seen, coaches in other american sports don't look like that. Especially in baseball, even the old timers look fit as fuck wearing the team uniform.

I don't get it. Aren't they supposed to be Football professionals as well? How can you be good at football when you're that fat. How can your team take you seriously when you can't even run anymore?

Heck I doubt they ever threw a ball in their life. A former athlete wouldn't end up like that.

>Simeone
>European

...

because handegg is not a sport

And they say germans have no sense of humor.

BIG STRONG AMERICANS

A fat lazy slob doesn't lift otherwise he wouldn't be a fat lazy slob. You can't lift for shit when you're that fat.

I would rather pick a fight against these fat fucks than one of those euro coaches.

Obviously this is the fattest of the fat. But you could totally find dozens of American football coaches that are in great shape, especially in college. They'd be more muscular and not dressed like Tim Gunn.

as a californian, don't associate us w/ the south please

Why?

you just had to pick the fattest, worst coaches besides sexy rexy

...

Why?

you shouldn't even find a single fat coach. A coach is supposed to know what he's talking about. Those guys look like they never touched an egg.

The fattest of the fat euro coaches aren't even fat. Obviously you could cherry pick going the other way, but it wouldn't be this funny.

>Rppney

The billiards guy looks pretty chill though

Rooney looking world class as fuck on that pic

Is JJ Watt natty ?

damn americans are obese and retarded

>all the people in this pic are british

that's not europe, friend

>Hating based Big Sam

Are darts players the best conditioned athletes in the world?

>Fordham's health has long been a concern. At one point he weighed 31 stone (197 kilograms, 434 lbs) and was in the habit of consuming 25 bottles of lager before going on stage to play

EURO FAGS ABSOLUTELY

B L O W N T H E F U C K O U T
T
F
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I dont know why people generalize the United States. Its like saying Turkey and England are the same thing.

I guess Brexit made them unofficially European, but before hand, they certain were.

Here's top continental athlete for you, though.

What an olympian

And not all states are the same. Oh wait, that doesn't fit your narrative.

no, it's like saying Istanbul and Anatolia are the same thing
which it is, Turkey

Jesus Christ, Lincoln should have just let the South go.

muh bants
reminder that the US is like a united, muzzie-free europe with more resources

Thought it was VvdV from the thumbnail
Was about to give it a good old
>tf
>tp

Would have done the same if it was MVG, you chose well.

Are you really taking this so seriously? American posters truly are the worst.

>muzzie-free europe
But full of niggers.

I love the Darts. Try to watch it when it's on over here.

Can't beat this passion!

youtube.com/watch?v=bj8EHuezNeg

Ted Hankey is a British National Treasure.

>comparing economical power
>naturally generalizing
>pointing out obesity
>don't generalize please, we are 50 different independent states

You apparently haven't witnessed Canadian posters in the current year.

So? we all unconsciously segregate ourselves and they improve our sports and are not terrorists. and they made jazz

>He accepts that people being fat is ok
Your flag does indicate cuckness, but damn hans

>cherry picking
God damn american education is a joke

in britain we don't consider darts players to be athletes

thants yank-tier retardation

you get good at darts by living in a pub and drinking pints all day

That's what you Yuropoor faggots do, though.

You pick the fattest NFL lineman and greetext American Athletes.

so why would anybody live outside of new england or new york?

you're getting b8d kinship, smH tbH

thats exactly what you guys do, are you serious?

Everyone loves the arrers lad. Trick is to take it as a bit of light relief, but they do produce some seriously clutch moments. I've seen some shit watching darts.

Darts are based though I'm jelly

wow this thread sure is heavy

>Oly lifting is a measure of pure strength

wew lad

Zika

Idk who those guys are other than JJ Watt

Cost of living, weather, some jobs are centered in other areas

>getting triggered this hard by a banter thread
manchild detected

Nice banter

I find it boring, I would go to watch it in person but really it would be more of an excuse to get drunk and shout 180 as loud as I can

Caring about your health, living in your country

I always thought it was kinda fun to play. I don't know about watching it.

Although I like watching poker on tv so I'm probably just autistic

no one said it was good banter.

We're just fat. We eat too fucking much. I basically just eat enough to get the nutrients I need so I can workout and go about my day. Every meal is like a banquet to the average American. Not even kidding.

Basically this. American culture is built around meals and using different occasions to eat. Every holiday is an excuse for eating fancy or grilling.

Okay then.

Few like this user exist

I don't mind playing and can hit the board consistently but I cannot for the life of me choose the number it lands on, much less win a game by landing on a double so eventually it just degrades until im stuck on 2 points forever

Everyone here knows that though. Our serving sizes are distorted beyond belief. Plus most places in America are so far apart, people just drive to it rather than bike/walk. We don't have train infrastructure like Europe either.

Oh for sure me too. I'm pretty shit at it, but it's something fun to play with friends while having some drinks. I much prefer to play tennis or poker though.

ITT: Triggered Europoor troglodytes

I like poker alot, don't really have anyone to play with though. Don't like playing for cash online and my friends are all too dumb to play properly

amerifats on suicide watch itt lmao xd

>The city of (You)

I'm in the same boat and America is pretty backward when it comes to playing poker for cash online. Legislation is working toward fixing that though

Playing for free online is so boring. Everyone plays like a retard. They don't understand bet sizes, pot odds or anything like that.

Luckily I have a couple friends that somewhat know what they are doing.

>our men's soccer team took 4th in a meme tournament
>just had our birthday

Stay jealous potato farmer

This. Just a reminder that Iceland with a population of 300,000 people only have one less medal in strongmen competition than Americans - DESPITE the fact that the first few strongmen competitions were held in America and most yuropeans hadn't even caught up.

Americans are so fucking shit. It doesn't matter if they have some good people or whatever, on average they're worse in about literally everything.

What makes Colorado so much fitter than the rest of the US?

yeah, playing for fake money is shit because even people who DO understand how to play will just get bored and start making stupid bets for the hell of it. Really ruins the flow of the game.

I used to play free tournaments on PKR for practice and the first 20 mins or so you just have dozens of people going all in before the flop

>20% obesity is considered "low" in America

CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Mountains
White people
Culture of doing shit outdoors