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Thanks for confirming that this is the year >our streak ends, you colossal faggot.

Second for Kaptain Kopi

>added a top 6 center that had more points than anyone on >our team last year
>added some fight to the 4th line
>larkin should have a great season
>AA as well
>maybe some mantha mania?


all >we need to do is sign our RFAs

What did they mean by this?
Which good ol ontarria boys fuck their puppers?

>fucking dogs
Nah they can't take the big canadian cock. We had to turn to moose because other mammals just don't have the gap required.

This happened because because in the current year, telling Muslims not to fuck sheep is racist and oppressive

okay

Is Pulkkinen still delivering clap bombs?

Is Anze the piece?

nope. He's a great AHL player, but is too weak on the puck to do anything at the NHL level. He can barely even hit the net

what a bust

literally whom1

Disappointing. At first he looked like he had some swagger. Shame.

Stealing shit from reddit

3v3 season highlight

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however just had shoulder surgery in june (just now finding out). He may have been injured

but, he still has no room on our roster. He can only work on the PP, but isn't good enough to play above the 4th line and isn't tough enough to be in the 4th line. Even when he is on the PP, people just block his shots or he goes way wide.

dubs confirm new dead wings era begins

>yfwswtc

3v3 is lirerallly Reddit: The OT Format

>mfw Jason Gregor just talked about oral sex on the radio

>teams like the yotes will always be a the bottom of the standings because literally nobody wants to play there

pretty sad

Don't they have the best prospect pool in the nhl?

He's out for half a year m8.

Yeah but they are one of those teams that builds up a massive prospect pool and then trades them all away because they cant afford to pay them because LOL sunbelt

Not saying they'll win a cup anytime soon but they'll be a pretty damn good team in a year or 2.

He's just a butthurt gaybecboi

i wish my team would lose the bandwagoners and retarded casuals and become a comfy team like this.
>tfw big market
hate it

Its weird to actually hate the yotes. They have barely any fans and the team is full of young kids who are pretty fun to watch.

Have you even paid attention to that franchise? they literally do this every 8 years or so.
>build up a massive pool of prospects
>be on the cusp of being a consistent playoff team
>trade all the young good players and remain at the cap floor
But all sunbelt "fans" are bandwagoners and casuals, user

Sorry bru,
>medium size market
>knowledgeable fans
>sell out every game
Feels good man

Le no fun allowed guy

There is literally nothing wrong with reddit

Say that to my face fucker

hello where is finlan

Bo selectah, mutsinnussija!

Up your ass faggot

t. reddit

rude

that's so weird how i heard the same thing 4 years ago

i don't know where you are but everyone here HATES the yotes and the avalanche. bloody teamstealers.

lmao sunbelt

How does this pic make you feel?

dude shut the fuck up you're a canucks fan

is there a more overrated player in sports history then dominik hasek?

like this

yes and over 5 years we've won 2 presidents cups and one western conference championship

meanwhile glendale has accomplished ??????

Even cantpucks fans can laugh at the coyotes as a franchise

hey :D where are the puljus :DDD

They've accomplished being bought out by the league because lol sunbelt
Bettman is a nigger

why even try if you cant even win the cup

cant even draft players correctely

not even a yotes fan btw

yeah and they scammed the taxpayers for years before that

they are good at laundering money, i'll give them that

hopefully jim benning will be living between an apple and an owl after the shit he's pulled

Nobody gives a fuck who you hate you no cup faggot. Go drink battery acid.

>not even a yotes fan btw
No kidding
>yotes
>fans

The Blackhawks signed a literal chug
Memes confirmed real

kek

real cute how you don't care SO MUCH that you felt obligated to tell me your opinion

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Is there a bigger failure of a franchise than Yotes? Even Laffs can brag about cups they won 50 years ago

In terms of financial and team success, I think the coyotes are the worst

So we're all in agreement that they lost in free agency right?

They still got meme offense at least

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WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE BIG TRADES/SIGNINGS

Vegas might be. (((They))) are trying to make them more competitive in their first year, but what will happen is Vegas will be a first round exit for a couple years and then miss the playoffs for the better part of a decade. This will kill the few Vegas hockey fans and cause them to return to whatever franchise they preferred before the meme Vegas team was created. The Vegas management will become increasingly desperate for success and make increasingly terrible mistakes, until the franchise is moved or folds.

>dan scamhuis
Yes

Hope the SNES sign Hoffman soon.

if >we sign another defenseman under 6 foot I will like totally be bummed out

hopefully my meme magic reaches the #Sweendog

pls post butt kippers

who will win da wcup?

Ottawa

>vegas starts doing shit
>yotes become good
>win a cup
>all vegas fans flock to AZ
>vegas falls to where AZ is now
how would bettman react?

Reminder that Sbisa is getting paid almost as much as Hamhuis.

Sbisa + 2nd for barrie

>Larsson for Hall

Sbisa for Draisaitl.

reminder that reddit is literally triggered by the thought of wc

Ottawa has President's trophy, and more division titles than the Yotes. Not to mention they made the playoffs more times.

Here we see the rare Bulju in its natural environment

Why do you talk about reddit so much
I bet if you gave sbisa top pairing minutes he would score more than 18 points

the season should only be 62 games instead of 82
This way the playoffs don't become a contest of which team has the fewest injuries

>Rick Westhead @rwesthead
>Tonight on @SportsCentre we look at how some Canadian Hockey League teams allegedly broke the rules to lure prospects away from the NCAA.

please not >us
please not >us
please not >us

Or don't make the first round 7 games. By the end it gets to be a little much.

>Adrian Dater @adater 3m3 minutes ago
>Sources tell Bleacher Report that Tyson Barrie has officially filed for arbitration

well there's that

This has Jeremy Bracco written all over it.

Could have the first 2 be bo5. That'd cut down quite a bit of time

I like what mlb does. 5-7-7 format is good.

Maybe, I'm guessing it's an older player. I think when Windsor got nabbed for it, it was Austin Watson a few years after he left

God, I hate my team and management

Which of the last 4 expansion teams is most likely to win the cup first?

Blame the ownership
Jets

sure as hell not the bottom 2

perds > CBJ > mild > jets

>being this delusional

I have to say the preds.

Winnipeg, they're prospects are too good. GG Vancouver by picking Virtanen over Ehlers and Nylander, you really fucked yourself there

>TORONTO (July 5, 2016) – 24 players have elected Salary Arbitration:
>Arizona Coyotes
Michael Stone

>Colorado Avalanche
Tyson Barrie
Mikhail Grigorenko

>Detroit Red Wings
Jared Coreau
Danny DeKeyser

>Minnesota Wild
Jordan Schroeder

>Nashville Predators
Calle Jarnkrok
Petter Granberg

>rags
Kevin Hayes
Chris Kreider
Dylan McIlrath
Jonathan Miller

>New Jersey Devils
Kyle Palmieri

>Ottawa Senators
Mike Hoffman

>Philadelphia Flyers
Brandon Manning
Brayden Schenn
Jordan Weal

>St. Louis Blues
Jaden Schwartz

>Tampa Bay Lightning
Alex Killorn
Vladislav Namestnikov

>Toronto Maple Leafs
Frank Corrado
Peter Holland
Martin Marincin

>Washington Capitals
Marcus Johansson

>being this casual
lmao

>winniniggers

Dallas is going to announce the signing of Bishop in two weeks at their party in the park. They did the same with the Sharp signing last year and waited to announce it at the park. Two weeks from now = the party in the park

Soon

Schwartz is about to get paid, also I feel old as fuck. I remember watching him looking like a kid at the WJC

>being so shit that a team moves out of your area TWICE

whats with the retarded fucking font in this, kopi would never say some shit like this

Impact is the ultimate meme font

Tell me about it. I remember watching eberle score that game tying goal against Russia like it was yesterday.

Why would Stars want another goalie? They already have two great goalies.

>They already have two great goalies