Today I Placed my Smith & Wesson .357 Mag revolver on the table right next to my front door...

Today I Placed my Smith & Wesson .357 Mag revolver on the table right next to my front door. I left 6 cartridges beside it, then left it alone and went about my business.

While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor's son across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near the front of my house.

After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was quietly sitting there, right where I had left it. It had not moved itself outside. It had not killed anyone. Certainly, even with the Numerous opportunities it had presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself.

Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Left and the media about how dangerous guns are and How They kill people. Either the media is wrong or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.

The United States is 3rd in Murders Throughout The World. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing' cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, St Louis and New Orleans -- the United States is 4th from the bottom, in the ENTIRE World, for Murders.

These 5 Cities are controlled by Democrats. They also have The Toughest Gun Control Laws in the USA.

It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right?

Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they 're making people fat.

Just saying...

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You're the hero Sup Forums deserves, AND needs right now. Also, those threes...

This belongs on /k/, amerifat...

>implying "anti-gun" threads don't pop up every day, more so when there's a shooting

I'm sure there's another place where you'll feel quite welcome, friend.

fuck you, the quads speak for themselves

quads of truth.I personally believe both sides have an agenda to follow. But Liberal Democrats are the party to go after guns.

Frig off, he got quads.

Despite your quads you're an incredibly irresponsible firearm owner. Never leave a loaded weapon where it is easily accessible.

Kys

Its RANDOM for a reason...

He didn't load it...

But the gun didn't shoot anyone. Were you not following the story?

I'm pro gun af, but this fadora is trying WAY too hard...

>quads of truth
oh fucking yes. mother of god

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Improperly stored ammunition readily available next to the firearm. Wasn't loaded but it's pretty stupid.

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Oh shit, quads.

I think you're missing the point of OP's rhetorical gesture, user.

This post makes me proud to be an American.

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nice marketing text... but for Sup Forums seriously?!

It's a Facebook pasta post. No one should be reading anything out of it except that OPs a twat and anyone who agrees with this straw man is a naive cunt.

/k/ is taking over Sup Forums...then the world

Today I left my car in the driveway with the keys on the passenger seat...blah..blah..blah....

It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from OP's data though, right?

IT's literally the oldest pasta on the internet. Hell, it was first done in PRINT in a NEWSPAPER.

Hell, I read that in Paul Harvey's voice.

Not him or op but straw manning imply a using easily refutable evidence that isn't the "rule" for the case. See that's not what's going on here. We legal gun owners are the rule. Not the exception. Every stat and piece of info available makes it apparent that we aren't the problem. Guns aren't the problem. Here are the facts based on Obama's own study that CNN keeps going on about how it doesn't exist because Obama had the MSM sweep it under the rug. It turns out that legal guns are good and deter violent crime. And if anything other than people ARE the problem, it's the media and the way it portrays fantasy and real violence.
Here's that study.
nap.edu/read/18319/chapter/3

may be a pasta, don't mean it's not valid

Yeah. It's an old joke. Been around since people been blaming guns for the actions of people.

so? i don't see how it being done in print invalidates it somehow. the left loves print, that's the only damn thing they still control

Same fagging here a bit but why do you think Obama hasn't been able to do any real work for gun control? Why does it always fail in congress? Because these are the facts. Sure he will come out every time some idiot goes on a rampage and blame guns and not the idiot. But he will never get traction and it's all a distraction and emotion game to get you to vote your rights away. Because if he had factual evidence backing him up he'd have already started making executive orders to try and ban guns. But it's a whole lot easier if the emotion and feeling riddled masses vote their rights away and then he can do whatever he wants.

Because it read like "The Rest of the Story" that Paul was famous for.

And that's all it was - a story. It didn't happen IRL.

That still doesn't negate the principal of the story

Oh look at me, I'm stupid. What a fag

So...?

What pissed you off?
You don't like Paul Harvey?
Maybe you ought to listen to some of his RotS's and see it's in the same style.

so that's your whole argument? he's a fag? he's stupid? damn, you did grow up in the 90s didn't you?

I used to be for gun control. Until I saw the there are twice as many suicides in the US as homicides. These suicides are concentrated in shitty states like Idaho, Wyoming or Oklahoma and predominantly committed by white men. Now I'm in favor of free guns to everyone in the Old Confederacy. They are killing themselves voluntary, are not reproducing so in a few generations they'll be whipped off the map

quads are solid truth

way to ruin quads you dumb cunt

i call serious bullshit. head on shoe and timestamp for proff

fuk you, he's right you know

>whipped
We talking Jet-puff, or what?

Funny thing about mass shooters. Up to a certain point in their lives, they were all law-abiding citizens. Every one of them.

Not even gonna check quads because today, as always, OP is what we all know he is.

If the gun wasn't there, nobody could get shot. Doesn't matter about the argument that people are the ones shooting people...they NEED a GUN to do that, you gigantic shitkicking moron.

I know its pasta, but if you leave a gun laying around like that you should shoot yourself with it.

Funny thing about mass shootings. They account for a fraction of a fraction of gun crime, gun deaths, and total deaths. Numbers so minuscule that they hardly warrant a thought as to what we should actually be worrying about. But thanks to the liberal media machine getting everyone's jimjams in a twist here we are.

US rank is 11th worldwide for firearm homicides. Not 3rd.

And take away our cities and states with the strictest gun control and our numbers plummet.

Try harder.
hsph.harvard.edu/news/magazine/spr08gunprevalence/spr08stateranksuicide-2/

This is extremely convincing.

Well done OP, I no longer support gun control in America.

Of course, it makes no difference because I'm not American. :P

That doesn't mean I want guns in my country though, where the situation is already under control, unlike in America.

Can you guess my country?

You americans are fucked!

Ausfag here, when I walk around I am not even a shred scared I will get shot.... no one carries gun.

Get into an argument with a random? No problem you wont get shot.

What a fucked up country you cunts live in.

QUADS
did have something else to say? sorry missed it...

No one cares.

Hey OP,
leaving any kind of tool/weapon unattended is irresponsible. I live in England where gun control is very tight and i go clay shooting with my father using shotguns.

I'm not going to bust your ass and tell you that guns are bad, or evil... but they do need to be controlled to a certain extent.
I understand in America you have the right to bare arms which is perfectly fine but personally i think if you guys did what we do and only allow shotguns for sport which need to be locked in a cabinet (which the police come out to inspect before granting you a shotgun license) you guys would see a dramatic fall in crime involving guns...
just saying.

Sure pal. Have fun knowing that your violent crime rate leveled off after the ban instead of continuing on the downward trend it was seeing 10yrs+ before the ban. It won't be long before the "leveling" turns back around into an upward trend

>crime involving guns
>violent crime in general

People are the problem. Banning anything doesn't fix that.

he's right, you know

And a dramatic rise in violence of other weapons.

Just saying

Instead you get stabbed by an abbo over petrol they can huff.

99.95% if all homicides are comitted by niggers and beaners. white people don't as a rule kill people.

just sayin

Of course, prohibition only enables criminals to have a 'black market'.. but as i said, here there are more vigerous checks carried out, and as the Ausfag said, i don't worry about being shot ... EVER.

If there will be a rise in crime involving other weapons, it just shows that the person commiting the crime would have done it anyway... if there's a gun sitting in your car, or just chilling in a draw in the lounge... surely that makes it easier to commit a crime.
Besides, i'd much rather get beaten with a bat and there be a chance of me living than getting shot multiple times and possibly die because some dumbass was trigger happy.

Go to bed Chris

You've literally made our points for us friendo. And just because you don't worry about it means you're blind to your environment. Especially the Australian. There's guns all over Australia. It's just they're owned mostly by white people who aren't looking to kill anyone. As far as UK is concerned you faggots are sheep to your govt. mindlessly believing everything they tell you. You're not safe. And it has nothing to do with whether or not anyone has guns. Your govt doesn't trust you. Probably have us to thank for that. Kek

I mean, they banned handguns here because they're easily concealable ... not even our average police have weapons... there's only a specialist gun unit in every force that gets called out when there's an incident involving a weapon.

I own 6 shotguns which the government happily granted me a license for, but that's because they're shotguns and only used for sporting purposes.

Those weapons have to be kept under lock and key, unloaded. Plus, not many people here even own shotguns for sporting, it's a niche over here.

If i see someone shady or someone is trying to start a fight, i don't instantly think "shit, this person may have a gun...".

Gun crime here is practically non existent...
Personally, i think that we should hold the right to bare arms and the right to protect ourselves too! The UK is ridiculous, if someone broke into my house and i shot them, I WOULD BE PUT IN PRISON. It's fucking stupid.

Wow, the OP really is a faggot in this case.

See. You're affirming the American stance that everyone deserves the right to adequate self defense all the while parroting what your govt has told you to think that nobody is armed. Trust me bro. There are armed people where you are. They're just not getting caught because they're not doing that kinda crime. And then there's dudes with knives bats or whatever. You're a squishy sack of organs. You can die from much less than a fucking bat. I hope now that youve left the union maybe you'll get a chance to get your gun rights back. Because I guaranfuckingtee the gun control you have has actually done fuck all to reduce violent crime.

A gun license will only be granted if an applicant has a "good reason." Again, self-defense is not considered a valid reason. Generally, a license must be renewed every five years. All "military-style" firearms are banned, and handguns are nearly impossible to legally buy or possess.
Laws on shotguns are more relaxed. You can get a shotgun license for "profession, sport or recreation, or shooting vermin," and hence the guns prove popular with hunters on private land. They must be registered with local police, who can take as long as they like to consider the mental health of an applicant.
Only recently has the U.K. introduced a minimum age of 18 for a shotgun license to comply with EU law. People can shoot at gun clubs without a license under a long list of rules.

our statistics show that in 2013 only 558 people died due to guns in the whole year!

God bless you user.
We need soldiers right now.

My last post was taken from a website, apart from the statistic which was taken from google statistics.

I hope we can relax our gun laws too, because it's damn right rediculous that we can't protect ourselves and we have to use "reasonable force".... Fuck reasonable force, if some nigga bashes down my door, damn right he's gonna get his guts pumped with lead.

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I am glad my state allows the use of lethal force when someone breaks into your house, or when you fear for you life in a place you're legally allowed to be in.

Damn straight my friend, why should you put your own life and your families life in danger... if someone trespasses onto your property with the intention to cause alarm, harassment or distress... i believe you have THE RIGHT to forcefully remove that person from your land, what ever means necessary to ensure the protection of you and your loved ones. To me, it's that simple and your right should never be questioned.

Well whooptyfuckindoo. Where did those 558 deaths come from? How many could've been prevented had a sane person with a gun been legally able to stop them? Your criminals aren't disarmed but you are. Hallefuckinlujah. Your govt doesn't trust you. Deal with it. Ours doesn't either but our founders did. Good luck out there. You really need it. Hope the EU doesn't Cuck you into leaving your borders penetrable.

Oh yeah, dude i fucking agree with you... if i saw some daft cunt pointing a gun at me threatening my life, i would shoot that fucker in the knee caps and disarm them.

Perhaps more gun education would help, maybe try shooting to injure and incapacitate rather than to kill?

>he shoots the knee
>and disarms them

Wew lad. I mean hey, if that's what you feel like doing, he shouldn't beugging you, but I would shoot to kill i.e chest or head

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Do you value human life?

See, you want to save all human life, as in the scum too, but you don't want people to defend themselves. I won't ever understand this cognitive dissonance.

Also, think about it; what do you, personally, gain from letting criminals live? Not much. Bad genes in the pool and some fuck to pay for with your tax money. There's too many people as it is; let the bad ones die.

I won't remove him, I will merely lower him, aprox. 6'

You guys don't get it. Shooting to wound doesn't stop a threat. And if you care more about an attackers life than your own then you shouldn't be carrying and you deserve what you get. You wing a guy with a gun it's very likely he will kill you. This isn't Hollywood. Also in that situation you lose fine motor skills. You're not gonna hit a small target but the past has shown ability to focus center mass and end the threat. You're not John Wayne. This isn't a game. It's you or them and you're gonna aim for the knee? His life isn't that precious. He proved that when he tried to kill you

Unfortunately i don't think the UK will ever allow for citizens to own concealable weapons or to open carry.
Those days are long long long long long gone here. I really don't think things will ever change here... we're not even allowed mace spray or tazers for fuck sake. And they're non lethal.

Yeah I know. I'm just saying as a general carry thing, I wouldn't aim to injure him, but to kill

And if we Americans hand ours over we will never see them again

This

Okay to be honest, you make a good point. I guess i'm trying to think moralistically here but for sure, if some dick is pointing a gun at me threatening my life then why shouldn't i fire back with the intention of putting this guy down for good.

Damn right.
The bourgeoisie have no right to take my guns.
I'm all right if the government takes the guns of schizos, criminals, and autists, though. Those fuckers should be in a hospital, not a shooting range.

I heard one of those black lives matter
limpwristed leftwing cucks the other day (a faggot similar to you) say police should give up their guns and have blowdarts,

They should be dead

dude, nah, personally i think its fucked our officers aren't allowed to carry guns. It's straight up retarded.

Literally you can kill anyone regardless of where they get shot, either from blood loss, infection or embolism.

Based Marx.

>blowdarts

I would purposely provoke the police just to see this

"We'll see about that!" heheheheh

I know that, fella.
Thank you so much for clearing that up.

Idk op I was shot as a kid by another kid while I was playing super soakers. The kid got his dad's gun and shot me in the arm. I'm not a anti gun guy but I fell like retards should not have guns.

Well stated quads Sup Forumsro!ยก!

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Let's make killing illegal so people don't do that

you mean *feel ....
so does that mean you shouldn't have a gun you illiterate fuck nugget.

haha only messing, but seriously Sup Forumsro, type your shit correctly.