Tell me some things Americans do
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Tell me some things Americans do
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We eat Reese's for breakfast
What are Reese?
Also, where are the posts about microwaves, fridges and shoes?
>americans puts their shoes on microwaves on cold weathers
SHART
We le get shot
My mom used to have a pair of slippers that were made to be microwaved so they'd be nice and warm.
I had one of these this morning, it's a chocolate cup with peanut butter inside
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>get shot in the movie theater
>audience starts clapping
we invade countries with impunity
we spy on everyone with impunity
we patrol your shipping lanes
we produce the most corn and rice in the world
we take in a huge amount of immigrants and assimilate them
we have the world's leading technology sector, both hard and soft ware.
our economy is systemic; when we fail, you fail.
we have the greatest universities
we have unbelievable landscape - witness the Grand Canyon, Great Lakes, and Appalachia
we also have a horrible drug problem though...
Vote for our representatives
We poop in buckets:
>try monitor in 4:3 stretched
>everyone looks american
there are a shitload of disgusting fat people, it pisses me off whenever i go out in public
hmm
>Americans
>stretching
>watching tv
>a programme with incredibly fat people comes in
>mess around with the settings on the tv because it might be and old program still shot in 4:3
>it wasn't, it was just an american tv programme
wat the fug
get shot
Fuck me that was rough to watch.
Now I know why indians love america so much
we eat burgers everyday and pray to Ronald Mcdonald
This must be fake. Good entertainment tho
Do you folks ever microwave socks filled with rice?
Use it as a therapy thing. It relieves muscle tension for the 5 minutes it stays hot.
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