Post the most painful, cringe inducing moment in your entire life

Post the most painful, cringe inducing moment in your entire life.

>Be horny 15-16 year old
>Live next to my 13 year old cousin
>Shes cute at hell, looks like a fucking anime
>Cousin is a shut in, shes innocent and trust people. Because of this shes kind of slow
>When parents arent home i'd go over cousin house on the pretense that we didn't have a cable and they did
>I invent a game me and her would play when her parents werent home
>Game basically involved me shoving my tongue down cousins throat while she tries to push my tongue out of her mouth
>She really believed it was a game, she even hugged me to get a better grip, i'd fee her tits through her cloth while i held her while kissing her, sometimes jerking off in the back room
Skip from summer to fucking thanksgiving
>Be eating turkey with family
>Everyone is at the dinner table, dont wanna be there
>Cus is sitting across from me
>While im watching tv i hear everyone freaking the fuck out
>Cus was trying to play the game with my uncle
>Look at her and shes fucking terrified
>Not knowing what the fuck was going on i stay
>Her Dad asks her wtf shes doing, she tells him about the game
>Dad asks her who taught her the game
>She cries and tells everyone i played the game with her a "ton of times"
>Entire family looks at me with big wide eyes and open mouths as if i was a fucking monster
>A sharp cold chill shoots up my nerves, my entire body is shaking like a mother fucker
>I stutter "Execuse me i have to use the restroom" i nearly trip and im starting to black out
>I hide in the restroom the entire day
>The dad and my mom knock on the door asking for me but i literally would not budge until it was midnight and everyone left

DELETE THIS

She's only a year younger than you and people do shit with there cousins all the time what's the big whoop?

You should have played the same game with your dick, but you're a faggot.

Their**

How does being a shut in make you slow?

Kek

Where is that cousin now? What was the aftermath?

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oh fuck me, this story is gold

it's that he took advantage of her like a fuckin creep, she clearly didn't get it

I ate a whole cake well on shrooms and it was for my mom's birthday the next day.

nuff said

I remember you OP. You must really beat yourself up over it to make threads about it once in awhile. You know how I deal with my cringe moments in life? I fucking dont. I wash it down with a stiff drink, tuck it deeply away and enjoy life. You cant change history man. I have no desire to type up my own stories or ever think of them again

Bump?

My sides

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so how did this turn out exactly

TRIPSSSSSS

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Please be real holy fuck

This isnt as big as OPs but its the worst ive had during my boring life.

>be me 15
>get the yearly invitation to go to a piano concert that my school hosts
>we go
>nearly 130 kids that time
>"holy shit big crowd"
>get nervous but still chill
>all these little kids play their stupid little songs on the piano
>ohshitmyturn.jpeg
>get called upstage
>everyone claps
>i sit down at piano and start playing
>mid-song i get the worst feeling in my stomach
>start messing up notes horribly
>fucking vomit all over myself and piano
>i run offstage and fall down steps
>try to run to the washroom covered in my vomit and tears
>my mom laughed about it
>quit piano lessons
>never go again

Fucking kek user

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Dont let your memes be dreams(at least not for piano). At least you're not OP. I'd suggest therapy, and reconciliation with your mother. What kind of mother laughs at her sons misery?

>Be horny
>Meet girl on night out, nothing happens but get her number
>Arrange date few days later
>Everything goes really well
>We chat, laugh, dance
>In the club she is all over me
>She asks if I want to get a cab to her place
>Diamonds
>We get back to her's and start making out again
>We get naked
>She's hot as fuck, 5'2, slim but with a bit of curves, nice C cups, great ass
>Go down on her for a little while
>She says she wants me inside her
>We fuck a load of positions then she gets on top and rides me like a maniac
>Tell her I'm about to cum so she jumps off

Now this is where it gets interesting. I have this weird thing where when I cum, I pinch my foreskin closed and catch all the cum in it, then deposit in toilet. It's a trick I learned when I had no toilet paper one time. Anyway, back to the story

>Didn't want to freak her out with my weird cum foreskin trick and didn't want to cum all over myself like a fag
>Had to do a bit of quick thinking
>Place thumb over cock in an attempt to stop what felt like the biggest orgasm of my life
>I don't exactly know the mechanics but you know when you place your thumb over a running faucet
>This creates like some incredible pressure and the turbo-charged jizz ended up shooting out of my cock like a rocket.
> My mind went into slow motion as I watched a mammoth load of cum heading straight to my face
>Gave myself a facial right in front of the hottest girl I ever fucked.
>She literally struggled to breathe she's laughing so hard.
>I am mortified.
>I leave shortly afterwards.
>Didn't hear from her again but I bet her and her bitch friends had a good laugh about it

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>Leaking image of OP
Also, check'd

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Fuck user thats sad

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>I pinch my foreskin closed and catch all the cum in it
>Place thumb over cock in an attempt to stop

bit autistic aren't you, you do know this is incredibly dangerous, you can get all sorts of mad shit happen to yo. having to have the scrape wouldn't be a nice thing either.
you should look into being able to keep it in with your PC muscles, then with skill your mind. makes you be able to have multiple orgasms. worse you can get from that is retrograde ejaculation.

OP... Im so sorry... that is just awful. But your cousin sounds fucking adorable.

Nigga wut?
Fucking kek

only redemption

should've just cum on her tits u faggot

or you could have just laughed it off, you're the one who made it awkward by running off you autistic shit

Alright. This one is crazy

>Be first grade teacher
>Have these three girls in my class
>All three are cute as fuck
>Im not into kids, just an fyi
>These three girls are all close friends to each other
>one day they ask me if I wanna play a game
>I decline because paperwork.
>Didnt ask questions
>They ask me if I wanna play every so often.
>never have time so I always say no
>One day staying late at school grading papers
>When I leave I see the three girls with some middle school kids in the playground
>The girls have their shirts rolled up and pants semi down
>Boys with their dicks out
>I approach them and the middle schoolers flee
>The girls tell me that they were playing the game and asked if I wanted to join
>Mfw

I tried that, never got the hang of it.

takes practise. up to a few years.

also checked

holy shit, deadly situation there
how did you deal with it?

Well first I told the girls to put their clothes on right. Then I invited them inside and called their parents. Their parents came down and I talked to them about it privately. Said that the girls were the victims here and the boys would be dealt with so I said not to punish the girls if possible. Parents seemed understanding.

Next day I went to the middle school and informed the office there. Long story short we got those boys and they were expelled.

Rather anti climactic ending honestly. Well, one of the parents of the boys found me one day and we got into a bit of a scuffle. Went home and my wife got frightened so she insisted we move near her aunt and uncle down in belaire.

>Be me, in high school
>Know this girl since second grade, have crush on her
>She's the biggest slut in the school
>Gives me hugs and awkward kisses on the cheek sometimes
>She has huge boobs
>Talks about me smashing her boobs when we hugand smiles about it
>Being the autist I was, didn't understand cues or body language, at all
>Everyone things I'm gay or something
>Just can't talk to people, woman most of all
>She ask me if I'm gay, don't know what to say
>Finaly say no all awkward and stutter
>She laughs and me and calls me a fag
>She never hugs me again
>I get beat on for three years
>She beats up on me too
>This gay dude thinks I'm gay
>He won't leave me alone
>Tell him I'm not gay and her fucks with me, says I need to leave the closet
>Had to move away from that town
>Don't get a girlfriend or lose virginity until years later
>Girl from highschool calls me one night about a year ago
>"If you went gay you should have just said so"
>"I feel so bad for doing that do you user"

kek

aww :( i thought it was real dont hurt me user like that :(

Did you walk to dinosaur too old timer?

its because he said that she was sort of "slow"

Wow...

SteevO's lookin' kind of rough

He has AIDS

Nah he was for a while. Dude is married and in good health now though. If you ask me he misses his old self but then again don't we all?

bummer

yall just got pranked!

>people do this shit with there cousins all the time
Spoken like a true Texan

It's your fault for being a beta fag

I was just like that, long as I could remember. It hurt but I got better because of it; everything was great once I left, pretty normal these days.

>be me
>11 or 12
>at gf's house
>we were playing COD 4 a few days after it came out
>she was kind of a tomboy and she was pretty spoiled
>her mom went to the grocery store
>she didn't worry about us being alone because nobody expects a fucking 4th grader and a 5th grader to do shit
>she would always give me blowjobs
>this time we decided to fuck
>get condoms from her brother's room
>I unrolled the whole condom and then tried to put it on because I didn't know shit about condoms
>too big
>decide to go without a condom
>combination of her 11 year old tightness and my 12 year old 2 incher made it impossible
>after a few minutes we decided to stop trying and continue to play COD
>a few minutes later her mom comes back home and sees the condom on her bed
>talks to us about sex and shit for the next 3 fucking hours
>talks to my mom about it and my mom wasn't as fucking chill as gf's mom
>grounded for some reason
my parents still bring it up to this day

Bit of a trauma story on my part but bear with me anons!
(also green text on mobile is bs)
>be me, 6 yo shy kid
>have cousin I hang out with often and we kiss each other a lot in the back of the house when no one is near (fucking clueless me wondering what couple kisses are and it started)

For this part it's kinda of tricky, the house we were at basically has a ramp and a kind of balcony to the second floor.
>be with cousin in said balcony
>see mother cat jump down high ass balcony ( 7/8ft maybe)
>little kitten goes after mother
>cringey me thinks cats always land well (not babies apparently)
> pick kitten up
>"hey cousin look at this trick!"
>throw the fucking kitten towards the ramp but higher than the balcony (easily a 10ft fall)
>kitten falls
>suspense.jpeg
>kitten lands
>look down balcony kitten had its legs broken and was dying
>cousincrying.gif
>godmother pulls the satan cover and releases a shit load of hell on me
>get yelled at by parents, Godmother
>godfather is chill af and tells me
>"lol don't worry user she has like 12 other kittens"
>innocent ol' user doesn't give a shit about the cat
>go home and end the day after making out with cousin again


TL; DR : murdered a kitten when I was 6,not affected

aw fuck. this one is a horrible story of beta cringe....but fuck it.

>be me in 10th grade, have crush on really hot chick in school
>weekend is coming around and hear about a party, decide with friends that we are going
>hear thru friends that the girl i like is going to be there and that she kinda likes me
>go to party, start to mingle and hang out until hot chick arrives
>go talk to her after awhile and things are going great
>suddenly i feel my belly rumble. shrug it off as beer foam...no biggie.
>need to fart so i figure i will let it out slow and silent
>tighten buttcheeks to regulate fart emmission
>suddenly feel warm liquid instead
>fucking diarrhea. goddamn fucking diarrhea! right in front of the hot bitch i shit my fucking pants.

shortly after i begin the rest of the year homeschooled

Old pasta

>sexually abused at 8
>I become sexual at a young age
>I can vaguely remember being 9 maybe 10 years old and I started watching porn and jerking off
>jerk off once a day at least, on weekends I would stay up until 4 in the morning jerking off 10 times
>shit isnt even coming out by the 5th or 6th time
>but you can only imagine how this killed my self esteem, constant post-nut regret 24/7 but I need to jerk it
>its a cruel fucking joke honestly
>lose virginity at 8 years of age to a kid that was 2 years older than me who I can only assume was sexually abused by someone else
>I'm not exactly the best looking but girls over the years drop hints that they want me
>it always ends the same, I do nothing and they lose interest and move on
>I've had a couple online girlfriends but I absolutely dont feel comfortable making any advances in person

Not cringe just major regret

>be me 13 or so
>hated school
>convince mom to let me be "home schooled"
>bad parenting she lets me basically just drop out
>sit at home all day playing video games
>waste away my youth
I hate my life and want to die

That's sad, I hope you're doing alright now.

>fuckin trips

its okay user you can just be a manchild for the rest of your life now

>>Tell Jewish Friend about my love for nigger women
>>Niggers overhear me
>>Call me out on my claims
Never been so embarassed

> went to prom with this girl
> nothing happened
> i went off to college
> during the summer, she contacted me
> she probably still liked me
> i was oblivious
> she invited me over for dinner
> i ignored her the whole time
> after dinner, she was bawling
> i asked her what was wrong
> no response
> her parents still gave me a care package

God I wish time travel was real. 191182611641519

>I'm not exactly the best looking but girls over the years drop hints that they want me
>it always ends the same, I do nothing and they lose interest and move on

i know this feel user-kun. im still too autistic to do anything about it though

Yea we did.... faggot

>be me, 11 or so
>move into new town
>new school full of spics
>be fat, pale, no understanding of basic social functioning
>no friends because I spent my time trying to impress people with autistic diagrams of electric 'heated pants' designs and other weird faggy shit
>half a year of social isolation
>classmates only spoke spic around me and laughed when they looked at me
>would do anything for a faggy autist friend
>class convinces me 'loco' means 'friend' and use it like a nickname
>don't question, feel accepted.
>"mom I finally have friends"
>"son you're a faggot and I've failed as a mother"
>even more crushed and isolated when I learn loco from mom
>start shame-fapping in the bathroom at school
>other kids know, give me shit for it
>still can't stop, compulsive autist
>start doing it through my pants pocket at desk sometimes too
>'lol user is there something in your pocket? Loco etc'
>one day can't handle the shit
>run away from school and spend all day hiding in my family's doghouse
>literally a reject cave troll at 11

No wonder I ended up a Sup Forumstard

Kinda same thing.
>Be like 11
>Weird sexual child
>Play games with the other girls I knew
>I made a game where we make out with our stuffed animals so we don't kiss each other
>Of course later in the day they do this in front of their mom and my mom
>"Who taught you to do this game?"
>shitshitshittimetohideinthebathroomnow
>Come out casually like I didn't hear it
Now that I think about it, I never slept over at their house again after that.
Shit.

I have a lot of cringy stories to share actually.

then get typing you b/tard

>22
>About a year ago
>Gotta make a run into Walmart
>Employees are out collecting carts in the parking lot
>Ay mang how's your day going?
>In my head I politely say, "My day's fine, how about yours?"
>Blurt "BOUT" like some backwoods autist
>Still haven't gone back

Yes, sir.
>Be 10
>Just moved back to home town after being gone for a year
>puberty did not hit yet
>Ugly and no friends
>There's a play coming up, having auditions in class
>A girl sings happy birthday to the teacher, really good
>I decide I should ALSO sing happy birthday to the teacher
>Go up, nervous as fuck
>Start singing quietly and horrendously
>teacher not even paying attention
>don't even finish the song
>just go sit back down
>no one claps
>They clapped for everyone else
>wantokillmyselfat10.jpg

This gave me a good giggle m8

That's not cringe, that's just straight up depressing, user.

KEK'ED

thx for the lol

Yeah, I know.
I was super ugly and all of the other girls would pretend to be my friend and make fun of me behind my back.
Times was hard, friend.

>11 or 12
>at gf's house

I've got this shit all day m8

>I work at Arby's
>Lady walks up and asks for some packets of mayonnaise
>I turn to the cooler and grab two packets
>Turn around to ask, "Is this enough?"
>Literally shout, "MAYONNAISE"
>She looks at my manager
>Manager looks at me
>I quietly lay down the mayo
>They talk about it daily

>Be me not to long ago
>Teen girl, virgin, no bf or anything
>Barely knew how to pleasure self
>Use things around room to girlfap with
>Find bigass bucket of rubber bouncy balls
>Shovem in hooch like "yeah this is interesting"
>Nothing, go to bed.
>Next morning, they dont come out
>Come to mom in the morning
>"Mom, gotta go to hospital, there's balls in me"
>Mom questions
>Come up with stupidest response ever
>"I put them in with my cousin years ago, they're falling out now"
>bullshit.jpeg
>Use chicken tongs in kitchen to pull them out one by one
>Used them to jerk self off, thrusting them hard, turned bloody
>Get them all out, casually put them in the sink like nothing happened
>Still used them for chicken years afterwards

Cringed every time we had chicken knowing mom and I knew tongs were in vagina

please tell aftermath op

I fuck my niece all the time, big deal...

Only nignogs work at arbys

holy fuck op

kek

reported you cuck

Not even sure why, but I'm laughing my ass off at this shit. Any more?

>be me
>high school
>tough guy
>troublemaker
>badass.jpg
>skip many times
>cops, etc
>probation
>close to group home status
>skip school, long walk home
>car pulls up
>whodis.wav
>principal? Wtf?
>"will take you home user"
>what?!
>secluded area
>countryfolk.com
>principal demands I suck
>raped repeatedly for a year
>no one believe cuz I'm a fuck head
>fucked me up, I'm worse than before
>love sucking cock
>setup craigslist meets
>been raped, beaten robbed
>love every time

That's not terribly cringe inducing, though I'm sure you must have felt like shit when it happened.

>be like 8 or 9
>best friend is a girl same age
>while hanging out one day she tells me her parents have porn
>we decide to check it out while we're at home alone (older sister was technically watching us, but she didn't give a fuck).
>check out the closet
>find a gigantic vibrating dildo, anal beads, and a VHS tape
>head into the living room and pop it in
>it was pretty vanilla porn, but we were really fucking young and mostly just curious
>hear the garage open not too long into the tape
>try to pop it out and put it back
>the VCR eats the tape and spits it out as an unfixable mess.
>friend's mom comes in, sees us fucking with a tape, and recognizes the label.
>don't get in trouble because friend's parents were too embarrassed

This is especially funny in hindsight because my friend's dad was a typical suburban dude and the mom was morbidly obese and strict christian.

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tits or out pls

>Be three years ago
>Just bought a new car
>Cousin lives in TN, I live in GA, his name was first on the title
>Technicals make them unable to process my tag within 90 days for some reason
>90 days rolls around
>Get blue lighted
>It goes swell, cop lets it slide on account of technical bullshit
>Cops regularly come into Arby's
>Gonna tell him to swing by and I'll get him some free food
>Hanging out of my goddamn car window
>"I WORK AT ARBY'S"
>"Ohhh, is that right?"

That fucker power walks back to his car trying to get away from my autistic ass.

checkd

Hahahaha
This shit happens to me all the time at work.
>work at burger place
>I have a few orders off for the counter and start yelling out numbers
>As Im calling out the orders, I am also greeting customers and asking if they want ketchup, and then saying have a good day and shit like that
>Also trying to help fry guy with what he needs to do for the next order
>Have so many orders off, I jumble my words and yell "TWO OFF PLEASE" instead of the number
>"two off" was meant to be said to fry guy after I called out orders and went back to the table
>I was trying not to forget to tell him
>all the customers laughed

kek

>start shame-fapping in the bathroom at school

Is that a thing?

Holy shit that stuff happens all the time. I've got another one.

>Manager sends me to Krystal on my break
>user, I want it this way specifically or you're Satan
>Go to Krystal
>Come back to work
>Order is fucked up
>Go back
>They fix it
>I totally get it, this shit happens
>Was actually my fault
>Girl comes up, apologizes, hands me amended order
>In my head: "It's okay, it was my fault, don't worry."
>Every customer in there hears me blurt "IT WAS YOUR FAULT"

I haven't gone back

> have passed down probably over 20+ sex0rs opportunity cos i have phimosis and self conscious of my pen0r
> tfw 23 and a virgin
> tfw pain everyday at my life

Tits or gtfo you ugly bitch