Prove you are white

prove you are white

I have a credit score of 832 and I mow my lawn unlike these section 8 monkeys.

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I work. My beard looks fantastic. I own my truck. I have no std's and you can see my tattoos. Also im voting Trump

>Prove you are white

>white

I believe you mean

*Superior

White fag checking in.

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my cock is brown

I have cat

he dindu nuffin

I can swim.

I'm really boring as a person and have a hive-mind mentality.
My children are failures and my wife pegs me as part of our "egalitarian" upbringing.

White 'nuff for ya?

This

I'm in denial about white women being attracted to black guys.

white man

I can read

So what's not a failure?

Being the majority in the fast food industry? Fucking different beasts every night? Having a high aids rate?

I had a debate over whether quinoa is a sign of privilege

I'm very insecure

i'm aware of gluten

im in denial about being attracted to shitskins more than white girls and having a wonderful future for our world by not killing the white race through my horrid racemixing (i cant control myself)

just talked to my dad

ketchup is spicy

Don't worry, white friend.
I hate everyone equally.
If this were a "prove you're black" thread I would have said what you just did.

God it feels good not being white or black.
They never see it coming.

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I compete in dressage.

I love sushi

i have never sucker punched anyone

Spotted the Jew

My pants have no less than 4 pleats and salt is too spicy for me

this is OP

Never been arrested, never committed a violent crime (in which both parties were not complicit)

i read what op posted

I will not kill you for your shoes

>not being a serial murder
>not molesting your sons and daughters
Faggot you're not white

You wanna fight?!? Alright, just you and me, one on one!

Goddamn that's white.

>also: knowing what dressage is

who taught you to use the computer tyrone?

I like mayo

i eat vegan mayo

He said WHITE, not white trash...

>have a job
>capable of handling a gun correctly
>use Android instead of iShit
>drink something other than whatever was cheap/could be stolen from massa's house
Well, that actually just proves I'm not a nigger.

I didn't say vegan mayo. Normal fucking mayo god damnit. Im proving that im white not a faggot

you sound like a POS fat nigger

One time I was walking late at night an a taxi stopped and asked if I needed a ride.

I smell like vinegar and cheezies

Running late

they'll eat anything white

i don't fuck fat woman

lol u mad brown boi?

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I smell like wet dog and am severely depressed

I have been pulled over and let off with a warning.

I can't dance and have never robbed anyone

>MFW Trump supporters don't realize Hillary is going to steal the election no matter what

I have a doctorate and make > $100k/yr.

>thinks he's Chinese
try harder

>poor nigger thinks 100k is rich

No. I'm a pharmacist.

>still thinks he's fucking Chinese
You white trash dog you work as a diesel mechanic, stfu.

I voted Brexit

I am not

i can read

Nowhere near as handsome as you or your mom think you are.

Someone's mad that they dropped out of school and work at the local gas station.

I drink papst

Yeah, the diesel mechanic that thinks he's Chinese

I have no interest in owning a Bentley.

There is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish

kek

post yaself nig

FUCK IMA SAND NIGGER END MY MISERY

I'm not American

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I'm so white I drink out of coffee mugs with both hands and eyes closed.
I'm so white I used to roleplay when I was 12.
I'm so white that when I'm with a group of friends, and they finish doing their rap battle with royalty free beats they all scream "Turn down for what" or "Sick burn"
I'm so white I bought a Pepsi Perfect from 'Back to The Future 2'
I'm so white that I tried Karate after watching the 'Karate Kid' saga.
I'm so white I tried Yoga.
And finally. I'm so fucking white I redo high fives when they don't go as planned on my hoverboards after i'm done talking about how i thanked my partner after having. And then I put my shorts for the winter and I go out to get a bowlcut. And go buy sandals to wear with socks. So i can go to starbucks and make a complicated order. And then; I go home and binge watch 'Friends' and do the clap in the intro EVERY TIME.
Just kidding i'm from Argentina i'm not white

I have a wishlist

I also facetime my pets and name my kids variations of the name "Michael"