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cara

>Used to think people who read The Economist and the FT were smart
>Now realize they're just brainwashed

feels good to be redpilled

hey look at me!! look at my flag!!

LADS!
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY!

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pass is slags

tara

don't know if it's because i'm drunk and tired or i'm just a bit dumb but i can't make sense of the darknet guide, too complex for me

how easy is it to score acid on the street?

how could you possibly think that anybody that consumes media is smart in any way

post tunes lads

turn of event lads

might have plans for nye after all

>the Janny starts being a dick at the same time the new Jannys have been """hired""" from the recent application

Is it the new Jannys going on a power trip?
Or is it a disgruntled Janny pulling a Chris Dorner and destroying /brit/ as revenge for the 'ol top brass replacing them?

>Tfw Catholic Irish mother and Anglican English father

Am I one of the so called Anglo Irish mustard race

Manchester is the best city in the UK

happy birthday lad

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Asuka.

>feels good to be redpilled
It's depressing.

How can a person NOT consume media?

dont buy it on the street

apply yourself

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>when a froglass make english sound better than any englander could
hyperventilating here lads

Cities outside of London are just grim and shit

They're just oversized provincial towns that look grim

anybody else read the holiday issue of the Economist?

Bagehot basically called the owner of that chain pub a criminal for supporting brexit

now you've ventured into the realms of theology - which is just primitive fairly tale nonsense. im sorry if you believe any of that tripe. sorry.

1.take drugs and go to a sweaty club
2.friends family party (did this last year, gave his uncle a key haha)
3. ditch lads about 11 and try find a pub with good atmosphere

first reply decides

anyone seen that game Death Stranding?

looks interesting x

Because it's an Irish city

How is janny bein a dick

hes being a goodboy you useless hatshitter

>wahhh i dont know how to post unless i can copy someone elses post and add a hat

all 3

number 4: neck yourself when the clock strikes 12

>Anglo-Irish mustard race

In Canada we just call them Maritimers

>someone reads a piece on FT about self-driving cars
brainwashed sheeps...

wait, why do leafs still insist on posting here?

reckon with trump we'll all get russian asmr gfs?
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they have more of a connection to Britain than you mate.

Literally doesn't even sound great lol, generic as FUCK

BEST female accent for speaking english is the home counties

Key of what?

Everyone elses general turn to shit when either anime or tripfags invade, we have a balance of both of those including normies and abnormies. So they decide to come here and shit this place up.

just jingled the coins in my pocket

ah yes lizzie is still there

good good

so go housey, then pubs until 12, then go club?

not bad actually, cheers pal

How does it feel that Tezza is LITERALLY following your every move lads?

She can see your search history and everything.

feels like nobody hates england more than the english

but are canadians significantly more british than americans? seems like they are much closer to being american than british

I hate racists and druggies

i was just trying to fuck up your decision but actually yeah that sounds alri

*scottish

>the maritimes are actually pretty much Britain, NOTHING like the disgusting Yanks in the rest of c*nada

>Want to read news and keep up to date on current events
>don't want to get brainwashed

wat do lads

coke, apparently he used to sling it back in the day

@69274211

we fought and died for Britain many times without hardly any reticence.

we wouldn't fight your shitty war in iraq because we literally don't care about you.

fuck off yank

>keep trying to end conversation with a girl to be polite even though i want to speak to her
>carries on messaging me

am i being an autist or does someone actually want to have a conversation with me?

Ah yes, the "honours" system

just bought a new whip for my ma

>no (you)s
>can only make a new at page 8
>fedoraposting, the epitome of /brit/ gimmickry, has been outlawed by the Jan'

Is this is even /brit/ anymore?
Craven will be LIVID when gets back

hmmm

i dont think you understand. let me simplify it for you.

they have more a connection so if you're challenging that, why the fuck are you here?

Look, you may be new here, but /brit/ is where many top minds collaborate, and routinely outsmart the most well funded, well equipped and diabolical organizations on earth. How do we do it? Top thinkers, experts on every field, unparalleled investigative skills and fearlessness. I would trust a top comment here over pretty much any news source, especially a mainstream source, any day.

Gives me a boner

Going to pubs before a club costs an absolute fortune, and you can't even hear the people you're trying to talk to. Normal night out can be done with 15 quid, tenner on bottle of vodka, five pound entry.

>we
>we
>we

woah calm down mate

Chuck some cheeky mindfulness tips my way lads

>children are allowed to be prostitutes in California now
What in the fuck is wrong with yanks?

>talking to people in clubs

you're doing it wrong

canada doesn't even have a military

must be nice to get free protection from the most powerful military in the history of mankind

and canada stole millions of our jobs, too

and they aren't even grateful

*Slaps you on the back of the head*
*Tries to run away but my trousers fall down*

i dont think you understand. let me simplify it for you.

canadian """"culture"""" is essentially american, and is virtually not british at all, so if canadians are allowed here then why am I not?

all jokes aside this yank is totally clueless
he's more dense than usual

but I'm not a student and have a job, usually spend at least 100 for a good night out

no no they're just decriminalising it for the kids, but it's still illegal to partake in it and to pimp/whatever


it's just so that kids who make wrong life choices don't get too screwed over

>UHH UHHH CHRISTFAG KIKE ON A STICK UR DUMB
The fucking state of you.

ne'er going to a pub or club again leds

musics too loud n the beer's too expensive

Don't you need to fax your ID to hiro before you become an """"employee""" of Sup Forums?

canada is a post national country. you're just a regional designation. you have no ties to past canadians. your nation is gone

janny's about lads, be on your best behaviour

didnt read lol

>all this anti-yank banter
>tfw sucessfully agitated the locals

my work here is done

Canadians are still the queen's subjects. You broke free.

>no no they're just legally allowing children to be prostitutes
Yes, I said that already. Thanks lad.

how do u reckon to get slags then u nonce

*taps the sign on the door*

it says FOY you literate yokel

THE TIDE IS HIGH BUT I'M HOOOOLDING ON~

I'M GONNA BE YOUR NUUUUUMBER ONE ;3

My uncle has stage 3 colon cancer. He's coming over for a visit and I'm making his favourite meal, rare steak.
Which one looks like a better cut? I want to make sure he gets the best steak.

ok bye

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Pubs

>Your stress score is: 38
>With a score of 40 being for the highest stress possible.

>feeding him the thing that killed him

lol

what does that have to do with the average canadian poster on here being more british than I am? because they get cucked in taxes sent to an unelected head of state living in luxury? kek
t. yank lite

is he going to die?

where's the montreal steak spice?

>cast iron pans

hilarious

It seems like every British person has Aussie relatives

oh snap! such bantz

wew

i'm staying, la. xx

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>Trump: Putin smart not to retaliate to sanctions
>BBC: OMG TRUMP CONGRATULATES PUTIN

Why does our state broadcaster have such a hatred for Russia?

>sir mo farah

Red pill me on ketamine

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