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/mlb/ General: Welcome Home Edition

CHC:Russell clubs two homers in loss to Reds
STL:Cardinals place Brandon Moss on 15-day DL
NYM:Jose Reyes returns to Mets lineup on Tuesday
ATL:Julio Teheran scratched from Wednesday start
LAA:Mike Trout receiving rare day off Tuesday
TB:Rays activate closer Alex Colome (biceps)
DET:Tigers place Norris (oblique) on 15-day DL
KC:Forearm strain sends Wade Davis to 15-day DL
CHC:Kris Bryant (knee) back in Cubs' starting lineup
OAK:Royals expressing interest in Josh Reddick
SEA:Felix Hernandez (calf) targeting July 20 return
LA:Julio Urias likely headed back to Triple-A

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O'Leary

>it was 6-0

Plesase respond.

Omaha Storm Chasers


Northwest Arkansas Naturals

Free blue jays ticket, free beer and free friend
Pls respond

Post All-Stars who won't be All-Stars

tribe

A's

Were they winning at the top of the 9th? If yes there is no point because their opponent can't win and the only purpose of playing it would be to affect stats

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They were at home and were up by the end of the first half of the 9th, literally no point in playing since the game is over.

who is this desi dick smuggler?

but they did

we finna act like this aint breaking news?

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>be rich
>still struggle attracting the opposite sex
Poor guy.

If nobody here ends up going just do this

Deport pls

Ah. Flashresults put an X so I thought they didn't play.
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I'd go but I'm Caleb Humphreys

Yeah I just replied to that
I'm going to chipotles and I'll ask

>The woman told investigators she arrived at Kang's room at the Westin Hotel around 10 p.m. and he served her an alcoholic drink, police spokesman Anthony Guglielmi said. She said she blacked out about 15 to 20 minutes later, then drifted in and out of consciousness as he sexually assaulted her.

>She told police she did not fully awaken until she was in a taxi and on her way home, according to Guglielmi.

Where is your proofs? !

Was she Asian?

would wife

Srs question, what would happen if he got convicted of a crime, even if its a misdemeanor. He is here on a work visa, would he get deported?

>tfw best record in baseball in approximately t-minus 7.5 hours

Better luck next year Cusb

>finna

Does USA deport all criminals? In Canada it's only certain crimes like violent crimes

Having sex with a sleeping beauty is hardly a crime

Let's be honest, she's probably lying and trying to get a cash settlement

this

Considering who he is I would be shocked.

Hey, Jung-ho!

that's a bit odd that the away team is in the lower row. Not sure why they did that

there needs to be better mascots in the mlb

I swear, if we lose again tonight I'm done.

DONE

>in the us: legally

id assume he's treated as a us based on soil ground. so punishment is equal all across the board

if it ever goes large it may only be sued in chicago jurisdiction

That how it's done in the rest of the world. Home team always first.

Rape? You mean strangers with benefits?

reporting you to trudeau right now

Ace is based

>If he gets convicted as a felon, he would be arrested and be jailed in the US.
>South Korea would attempt to get him back to home country
>america would say "no extradition for you asia man"
>north korea says "you need help south korea?"
>south korea says "fuck it, go get em!!"
>north korea drops nuke in pittsburg
>and so begins WWIII

And that how we all die. The End.

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Magic bus!
Like the Who, get it?

Where's the exploding elbows

who is the carlos of the mets magic school bus

>familia as the caboose
gets me every time

If convicted he would first serve whatever sentence and then be deported.

2 Hours to kill before more baseball

What freak show should I watch?

"Hoarders" or "My 600 lb Life"

I'm a cuck

those are horribad
>fairweather fan

Do ladies choice on porn hub
Its usually good stuff

Gonna hop on this bus.

Replace Reyes with Murph, Matz with Uribe, and based Burkhardt with Gelbs and off we go.

It's not a bus
It's the 7 train you goon

Who is the autistic outcast of the group?

I'm at a train now

dinger

ic what you did there

Ace and Fredbird look a little too happy to be next to each other

Yankees fire sale fucking when?

DBacks

Birdly love

Baseball season’s underway
Well you better get ready for the same old play
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna lose today
They’re singing
No, Cubs, no
No, Cubs, no
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna lose today
No, Cubs, no
No, Cubs, no
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna lose today
They lack the power, they lack the speed
To be the best in the National League
Well this isn't year and Cubs aren't real
So sell your tickets to Wrigley Field
We’re singing now
No, Cubs, no
No, Cubs, no
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna lose today
No, Cubs, no
No, Cubs, no
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna lose today
Baseball time is here again
You better turn off WGN
So get on your knees and suck off your man
Chicago Cubs got the gayest fans
You’re singing now
No, Cubs, no
No, Cubs, no
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna lose today
No, Cubs, no
No, Cubs, no
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna lose today

The Frisco one and whatever that fucking bear/bobcat is in the middle bottom row.

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lol where is mr redlegs
why did he send his wife

literally me

Mr Met confirmed for creepiest mascot.

KANG

This it's not even a fucking snake or a douche bag. It's just a literal autist in a fursuit for no goddamn reason.

He's fucking Mrs. Met.

Snakes don't have legs though
How could you make a snake mascot

Why is the Dbacks mascot a furry?

>reds
>not the Cuck in the relationship

Kek, Mr. Redlegs jerks off in the corner watching Mr. Met fuck Mrs. Redlegs

mr met is based as fuck, shut your mouth.

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The Reds have a more recent championship than the Mets, ergo Mr. Redlegs fucks Mrs. Met.

>Breaking - Cubs with 5 ASG starters. Rizzo, Zobrist, Russell, Bryant, Fowler. Arrieta and Lester

He just seems like a fun mascot to hang out with
Like he's probably the only chill one
He's very self-aware

He's creepy as fuck. He looks like a waterhead serial killer.

He is the wiley veteran out of all these fuckers. Its Mr. Met dammit. The rest are just copy cats.

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of course, didn't you see what we did to the cubs?

>Lester

He's maniacal.
>shiver

He looks a little better there

Jose Reyes is all smiles with every interview question. Im so hyped right now.

Yeah. That seems about right.
>shudder

trade for beltran when senpai

dammit i cant wait to see Reyes in that uni again. Wonder what he gave d'Arnaud to wear #7 ??

Knowing d'Arnauds good christian ass, probably just gave it away or asked him to donate to charity.

Daily Reds watch.

Reds pitching is on pace to give up 288 HR this season. The current record is 241, allowed by the '96 Tigers. So Cincy should beat the old record sometime around Labor Day.

>playing diamond dynasty
>i could make a team of Harper, Kershaw, Giancarlo and McCutchen type
>grinding all I can to create a Mets superteam

Carter at C. Syndergaard, Seaver part of the rotation. Reyes, Flashback Floyd, Wright. I miss this combo so god damn much. Billy Wagner at closer. Wish they had 2006 Delgado.

he said "i'll get mike piazza to coach you"

>reyes batting leadoff

are the mets banking on meme magic?

Sadly, other than Nimmo, he is their fastest current baserunner. Plus, he is a leadoff man, even if he has lost a step.

We already know who the ASG picks are

What's the point of the show?

cespedes and lagares are both faster than nimmo tbqh
but yeah i don't wanna see granderson leading off ever again, even if he occasionally hits a homer

Nah, Lou Seal is just a drop out stoner. That's why he's always got the shades on

Hope they finally allow Lagares to start and lead off, like they were supposed to last year.

>single
>steal
>move over on fielders choice
>scores on a fly ball

Who ready for a Reyes run?