Hey Sup Forums

Hey Sup Forums

Its been a while, I used to buy poorfags games.

I'm going to do that again tonight for one lucky person. Not going to look for dubz or any stupid shit like that.

Make me laugh, do something charitable, be a decent human being for a change and you just might win a game. ANY GAME.

Please include your steam info or else I can't buy you stuff.

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steamcommunity.com/id/theduggy/
steamcommunity.com/id/NEVELS/wishlist
gamingforgood.net/s/LuckWEHSleven
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youtu.be/-FrpuPLYnvY
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can I have either doom or the season pass for rise of the tomb raider?

Reread what I said and try again.

steamcommunity.com/id/battletoadsretailer/

I know it's the most retarded form of entertainment, but this gets me everytime. Even a retarded needs to laugh sometimes.

youtube.com/watch?v=r_vepNSQpdg

steamcommunity.com/id/battletoadsretailer/ doom?

forgot id u.u

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I liked the show Gargoyles, and have fond childhood memories of it. Although, I understand if other people didn't like it, as they are entitled to their opinion.

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Hope this makes you laugh and cheers you up, OP.

Thank you for doing this giveaway.

welp forgot my steam

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cant really do anything charitable atm since I gave away all my summer cards to a guy just because (well not really just because, I did promise him)

not you again fucking weirdo, get away from here!

Some decent stuff so far, but nothing is hitting the mark. Try harder nig nogs.

wow

NOW I get quads

fuck my life lol, yeah op you can laugh at that

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youtube.com/watch?v=zLpzVbMF9wg

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youtube.com/watch?v=J5QmxdayRns

As someone who plays piano, I find this piece really beautiful. Hope you enjoy, OP.

youtube.com/watch?v=fpCXxqiTjqE

/id/kingadhb

stardew valley

SURELY SOMEONE CAN MAKE ME LAUGH OR PROVE THEY ARE CHARITABLE.

youtube.com/watch?v=9qbp2F-wN5M

OP hope you enjoy this video as much as I did

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Pic related for laughs.

Nice things? I volunteer at this therapy place that mainly works with children with autism and so I help out there. I mainly work with the only 2 adult clients. We take them shopping to work on social skills and out to lunch.

youtube.com/watch?v=AqnpwixB7P8


video kills me every time

/id/kingadhb

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>Monday afternoon
>tugging it to Nick Jr all day long
>Finish squeezing big boy gooey gunk from my winker
>Mumsies comes home from work
>Poo poo in my diapie due to excitement
>Earned 70 good boy points earlier today by promising not to empty my piss bottles on mumsie's bed while she was at work
>Expect delicious tendies immediately
>Squat walk downstairs with full diaper of excitement
>No good smell
>Mumsie looks upset
>user you're 33, I talked with a friend about getting you a job
>Fucking normie mom
>Remove my shit filled diaper and wield it like a sling
>IM A GOD BOY I HAVE GOOD BOY POINTS GIVE ME CHICKEN TENDIES
>user please..
>IM DAVIE YOURE GOLIATH
>Swing my shit sling at her
>Diaper falls apart and flings wet sloppy big boy chocolate all over the room
>Ring of fecies whips her in the eye and she falls do the ground recoiling and grabbing her face
>Slap her open handed and squat over her face
>YOUR LACK OF TENDIES SEALS YOUR DOOM, I LOOSE MY BOWELS WITH A BOOM!
>Queue a huge wet fart bubble followed by a mexican mudslide in the rainy season
>Literally pours over her face like a generous helping of tendie chilli
>She wipes it off her face and tries to gasp for air
>Quickly plug her shit covered mouth with my still-erect big boy weenie peenie
>GIVE ME EXTRA GOOD BOY POINTS OR ELSE ILL CHOKE YOU MUMSIE
>She spasms and mumbles what might be a yes
>waddle back to my room and play some XBox
>Serves me tendies later while sobbing and promises to give me lots of good boy points
>mfw I put that bitch in her place
>mfw I always get my way.

See this for charity.

I also volunteer at an animal shelter every so often for a thing my university does.

More laughs?

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Dead by Daylight please :)
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Roll for laughs?

You all get one more chance. Post your best giggles or charitable stuff.

Another for you

laugh roll

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please based rich user

>Birthday last week
>Mama got me the counterstrike source cake I wanted
>Get a card from grammy
>"Enjoy your birthday, sorry I couldn't be there sweety, I hope you can use this"
>A lot of weird green bills in there
>Mamas eyes get big
>Ask her what these are
>"It's money, I use it to buy your chicken and videogames"
>"Can I trade it for good boy points?"
>"Yes you can, of course you can"
>then new daddy walks into the room
>smells like smoke and adult apple juice
>slaps mamas butt
>sees the money
>"I need this for the poker game tonight"
>Mama says no, I traded it with her
>He slaps her faces butt now
>Mama screams
>I'm sitting there eating my cake
>Ask her when dinner is ready
>She says I gotta help her
>This FUCKING NORMIE
>ASKS ME
>TO HELP HER
>ON MY OWN BIRTHDAY
>take off all my clothes and jump on the table
>Press my willy in the cake and run to mama screaming at the top of my lungs flailing my arms
>hit mama in the belly
>hear a loud oomf
>new daddy looks at me
>I look at him
>I get down on my knees and grab his crotch
>he goes back and asks me what I'm doing
>I just wanted to show him I can be mama too
>Run at him and bite him in his crotch
>even though he wore pants he dropped to the ground crying
>now everyone was crying
>my diaper has been full the whole time
>put some cake in diaper since mama isnt changing it and feed it to new daddy
>new daddy never came back after the poker game
>mama made me fresh chicken tendies with a side of pizza that night
>she didn't even charge my good boy points
>best 40th birthday ever

Some more.

I'll try to make you laugh OP

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If you want to hear some tales of charity, I went to the store today to pick up some water for my brother and mom who needed some water. Nothing huge, to be honest

youtube.com/watch?v=3qWsJPcSFoc

if you lose you buy me stardew valley

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op, gift fo4 for dank memes pls


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i mean i go help out kid with my friends at an orphange every sunday. they are good souls.

>be me
>be 21
>be fresh in the military so weekend is always escalading
>drinking with best friend
>drinking hard, hitting one bar after another
>some friends show up with grill i dont know
>shes a 4/10 not fat just ugly
>my drinking habitats make her a 6/10
>my being in the base the whole week makes her a 7.5/10
>start flirting with her
>blahblahblah shes bisexual blahblahblah
>she wants to leave, to say goodbye she wants to hug me
>while she hugs me i "accindently" hit her tit
>she smiles and says: user i know you did touch my tit on purpose>idontknowwhatyouretalkingaboutgirl
>im gonna go to this barblahblah wanna come with me??
>dat tit felt good
>sure
>we go to the other bar
>i get even more drunk
>we dance together
>making out on the dancefloor and shit
>lets go to my place babe
>okay user
>we take a taxi
>im so drunk i throw coins at the taxi driver and yell at him to drive faster
>lulz were had
>right before my house she says: user im on my period
>fuckit im a badass soldier mothafocka im gonna see enough blood in my career
>no problem babe
>we go inside start making out like crazy
>plz user im so shy dont turn the light on
>k whatever
we go naked and start fucking
>i finger her

>i assfuck her
>im so drunk its difficult to come
>user youre hurting me dont be so rough
>fuckbitch shut up im trying to come here
>i behave like a fucking gorilla
>i dont finish she complains
>fuckthis.RAW
>user i wanna go home
>turns out she lives close to me
im not tired so letsgo
>im walking her home
>im so drunk i throw beerbottles around (took a sixpack from home with me)
>she totally embarrassed and starts walking on the other side of the street
Cont? BTW looking for ARK Survival evolved my steam info right here:steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198213758641/

I attempt
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Speaking of water I also have this webm as well

come on op :)
dead by daylight c:
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A winner has been selected. Go home everyone, contest over.

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Gave my sister personal advice to attempt to stop her from killing herself. Had a really rough day, but if this makes ya feel happy about some random user being an okay person then power to ya m9. I'd like Killing Floor 2, if you can. Thx.

Who won?

Well, i'm going to throw this here and expect to be fucking ripped off by this site, but last december was so shit, i spent my christmas alone (working as a chef) got to parent's home and got the left outs (love moms food).

It was too much food and after the dinner i decided to go to a bar and drink too much but on my way i saw two dogs on the street, right there on the corner looking at the water plate they had (all yellow and shit) so i decided to get some water for them and i realized all that food was just going to get bad anyway so i got all the food and started to give every dog i encountered that night a plate, also the left outs of the restorant and some neighboors food too. It felt good, no cameras no anything and it felt so good being that sad but giving those unlucky dogs something good to eat that night. It happened to be the best christmas since it was the first time i was gifting something that someone really needed and felt happy for. Even tho i never told my friends that since it would feel akward.

Sorry for my bad english man. Have a great night.

>wake up at noon
>30 year old NEET
>had accident in sleep which I rolled around in
>grab cum-towel off nightstand and do my best wipe mess from my folds of fat
>tummy gurgles loudly, so hungry
>plop out of bed, navigate through shit jugs and piss bottles in my room
>waddle downstairs to check GBP board
>wait a minute to catch my breath before I look
>just enough Good Boy Points for some tendies and sauce!
>legs buckle under own weight
>roll myself into the living room where mummy is watching her favorite soap opera
>"mummy mummy I have enough Good Boy Points for some tendies!"
>she turns to me with the most disgusting look on her face while I lay flat on the ground stuggling to get up
>"s-sure honey, le-let me just get some tendies for you"
>she struggles to go to the kitchen without vomitting from the smell and sight of my obese, putrid, feces and semen covered body
>she pulls the tendies out of the freezer after letting the oven heat up as she begins to cry into the sink
>I roll over and pull myself up to my high chair that starts to creak as I sit down
>have my crayons and Power Rangers coloring book to occupy me while I wait
>the tendies are finally done and she puts them on my plate
>she can't hold back the vomit as I open my mouth to eat some tendies and vomits all over my plate
>I can't let these tendies go to waste, so I eat them along with the vomit
>"yummy wummy tendies in my tummy, thanks mummy"
>do my best to muster a smile but the rows of decaying teeth only disgust mummy further
>high-chair finally breaks from my heft
>causes me to have another accident
>mum runs away to her room, sobbing uncontrollably, so ashamed of her baby boy
>mfw

i gave my friends disabled brother a CSGO knife he has wanted but no one would get him steamcommunity.com/id/battletoadsretailer/

FUCK YOU. YOU FAT SHIT>

No fun if i tell anyone. Ill be doing this again soon.

STAY WOKE.

Or whatever it is the kids say these days.

Oh well. The best man won.

Sleep well and have a nice day, OP.

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Thank you kind Lion brah.

Anyway back to streaming the good stuff. Final Fantasy 5

Good luck everyone
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Also Thanks OP for being legit cool. Goliath is one bad mofo.

JALAPENA!

Why don't chickens wear pants?
Their picker is on their face

Currently stationed in south korea. (Army) wanna buy me overwatch and email me the code for ps4? Neverblsck@ g mail

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here. I finally won the game I've been begging for this whole sale. Here's proof that user delivered. Now I shall not be a jew, and retired from this sale's threads. Thanks user!

god dammit. I got ahead of myself and forgot the pic.

Honestly I haven't done much in my life, particularly recently. I'm finally coming out of a really bad 2 semesters of depression, and I can't wait to get back into the community at school I know and love. I'm studying to be an engineer because I want to go to Haiti, where I have been before, and train the people there to build and maintain clean water systems. Probably going to be stuck in school for an extra year because of the depression. It's not even the money I'm mad about, it not being able to help people sooner. Hopefully that doesn't sound like a bunch of bullshit stuff just to get a game...Honestly anything on my wishlist, but I've had my eye on Naval Action since it was in beta.

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Congrats user and nice work you do, keep it up and thanks OP

get the fuck out you've been annoying as shit for the longest.

>3 years old account
>the most played game is 26 hours

kek

noone is gonna play your shitty rpgs.

Congratulations, user. Have fun playing your game. Kudos to OP for fulfilling your dream.

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Been a while since we had a gargoyles thread.

youtu.be/-FrpuPLYnvY

cont pls

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Its explained on my account that I didn't have wifi at home. I downloaded games at my friends place and played offline at my house. The only recorded hours are when I played at my friends place. I just moved into a new place with wifi tho so more hours shall show up. Just wait.

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steamcommunity.com/id/stormyiscool/ hotline Miami.
I let a homeless guy stay in my house, gave him food, water, and a bed. considering finding him to give him another night.

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steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198093731966/ shit nigga i dunno what to post i just want danganronpa 2

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i like this. i'll follow along. one more game. (already gave one tonight)...

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Damn it. Satellite Internet is not connecting up to Twitch tonight. Clouds in the sky.

Heres something funny. I just like to get RWBY or Deponia Doomsday or any of the other Final fantasy titles.

user, are you giving out?

yes...make me laugh (include game you want) and i'll give

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Deponia Doomsday

Another attempt

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sorry...maybe i just have a weird sense of humor.

i want this game so bad Dying Light: The Following - Enhanced Edition , and steam sales are dying plz

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fuck I uploaded the wrong one

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plz i really love that zombie game

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enter the gungeon
youtube.com/watch?v=7Rv7UtQRQxU

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Can I please request for FINAL FANTASY TYPE-0?

Hope this makes you laugh. The poor man, though...

Im a poorfag who just filled up 6 swimming pools. My job revolves around people who have better jobs than me. Recently got a decent PC from my Probook with an i3, and wanna try out Rockwt League. Steamcommunity.com/id/OneSexyMothafucka

i know its a little expensive but plz

same fag wrong profile
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this one is funny...but come on, make me laugh!

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Rollin

Please read this anonDeponia Doomsday, RWBY Grim Eclipse, Or any of the Final Fantasy or Rivals of Aether!

guess what? not op, but you win. i fucking love rocket league

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Hope this puts a smile on your face.

I would like Final Fantasy X or anything on my wishlist, thanks.

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uhh

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Here's a joke for you, read it the other day.

>It's the end of the 2016 presidential race and the people of the United States hated all the candidates so much that nobody voted. The government is in a panic trying to figure out what to do to decide who the next president will be.

>Finally, Barack Obama comes up with an idea: a literal presidential race. The three candidates would run a lap around the White House and the person with the best time would become president. Bernie Sanders goes first, but being as old as he is, he takes about 24 minutes. Trump goes next and arrives with a time of 14:26. Hillary Clinton goes last, running as fast as she can, trampling the flowers and shrubs in her way in an effort to beat Trump's time. She finally crosses the finish line at just under ten minutes.

>"Aha!" She exclaims, "That must be some kind of record!"

>"I don't think so," says Obama, "Bush did 9:11"


Hope you enjoyed.

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Pick anything on there I suppose, top 10 preferred. Thanks Sup Forumsuddy.

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