You have now been teleport back 9000 BC in the Mesolithic era of Europe in the middle of some random ass primitive tribe with nothing but a survival knife, your memories and all the immunizes you'll need to survive. Humans are basic hunter gather tribes with primitive tools and huts but the women are kinda evolved and bangable.
What do?
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>no more sexxxy pornos
>no more pizza or ice cream
>no more toilet paper
Fuuuuuuuuu
you can just invent ice cream you fucking dummy
How do i make gunpowder and how do people naturally make metal?
You mine metal from ore so you'd probably smash rocks up for a while, then you heat it up in a furnace so i'd imagine a fire pit would do. Seems a bit too difficult without the tools already being there
bumping interesting thread
You can make hatchet and pickaxe heads with flint.
millenial instantly dies, crushed by a bug by laughing troglodytes when look @ their women, or them in the wrong way
pencil neck snapped, jumped up and down on
in which case i'd make hatchet and pickaxe and do it 'rust' style if you've ever played that game.
Lead them to the middle east, kill all jews. Space travel by the year 500 "AD"
finally be content with life
Get women to do live pron until camera invented.
Laughed a little to much
fucking stab people cuz im a serial killer
Kill the chiefs of all the tribes and become the chief of all the tribes so I can boss and fuck anyone I wanted
>>Hardmore everyone you come in contact with dies of your modern age diseases
>>Godmode you are a criple diabetic autist known as the chair general on Sup Forums
Become my own ancestor..
>get confused af
>tribe looks at me like an alien
>wtftodo
>throw shit to express my emotions
>tribemember slaps me with a stone rock to my head
>get beat up and hung up in spears
5/5 would travel again
I would have to make friends somehow. Maybe show them my dick? Smile alot? Pretend to be a messenger of god?
My first desire would be to eat some natural unprocessed food for the first fucking time.
Kek
>Show them the wheel
>Fast forward in scientific evolution
>women dont shave their pussies.
>use knife to slit wrists
>Implying you wouldn't get your head caved in with a rock hammer as a caveman primitive physically outmatches you
Paint my skin with berries and kill a bear to wear it's pelt, before walking into the village just as the sun rises, pretending to be a god.
>cuts wrist instead of cutting the pussy hair with your knife or some flint
What a dummy.
>primitive tribe
My first move is to go to an advanced civilization in the UK mainland, fuck working with primatives
Compare dicks with the primitive locals
Get slme flint and convince them that you're their God-king.
How exactly do you plan on killing a bear? Their skulls are bullet proof, they can outrun an athlete on a bike and pin down a moose.
Rape is legal woo hoo
No. Go to a swamp / stream and start looking for bog iron. No need to break your back smashing rocks. en.wikipedia.org
I would endlessly warn them about niggers
Just find a barrel and slam it with your neanderthal cock.
Oh shit thats useful as hell. If you just get a set of even bronze armor you can easily tank every tribe you come across. But how would you smelt it?
LET MY HOLY CRUSADE TO END THE NIGGER RACE BEGIN
i shalll amass an army and enslave the africans
and other shit skins using them to farm for us while us racialy superiors can get shit done since we no longer need to worry about making food
Recite to them all the small things
9000bC, i think i would search 4 my precursors, anunnaki or even other races Have been on earth, fuck survival knife, hello antimatter fueled spacecraft
sit around for 14000 years and wait for intelligent evolution to occur
ur retarded
Unless you develop tech / societies at this point of time Africans and Arabs would have the advantage.
At this point of time African tribes were at the same level as Euros, except they had more physical endurance due to the intense savagery of the African wildlife whiles Arabs where technically more advanced than the Europeans. Also your nordic tribes wouldn't be able to cope with the heat well and wouldn't be able to coordinate as well as the natives. Also 3/4 of them would die during the long trip.
Regular furnace. but you need some efficient way to make the air flow into it in high amounts. That shit can proberly be kinda hard to do without making some "improvments" to leathercraft and woodcrafts. so you would have a long ass time before you. but hey. what else you going to do? youtube.com
even tho we all live in the future, if we were transported this far back, we'd mostly end up living just like the people of that time. or die. even with the advanced knowledge of technologies. i bet no one here knows how to make plastic from scratch. or how to create a motherboard from scratch. i know i'd be fucked.
Stay hydrated. Rest when I can. Be respectful and peaceful.
A week in their life would kill most modern humans. If you could live in their world you could enter any MMA cage match and dominate like fighting a child.
Plus, their knowledge of natural medicine and nature would be far more advanced than ours. I bet their woodwork and leather work was unbelievable.
>be all guys, I know all this tech and am so much intelligent make me part of ur tribe so we can be kings
>get looked at funny
>who the fuck is the new woman who can't speak our language?
>raped to death then used as fish bait
Sadly know how to do alot of the "stuff of modern times" but its getting the tech to a level where even early 19th century tech is possible is proberly something that would still take generations. Maby build some momuments with basic math in them and troll future historians.
give an example.
if someone had the knowledge and skills to build an iphone in 1839 why couldn't it have exited in 1839 then?
>bullet proof
Hundred dollery doos says I can do it with a handgun
Work to create a society of powerful humans, better both physically and mentally than what we have now. Make sure you can avoid the pollution spike created by the advent of the industrial revolution. Use your understanding of Maths to teach others of it.
Well considers all the knowledge you could attempt to recreate technologies with just the knowledge of the basic concepts as there would be a lot of free time on your hands. Most people understand the basic concept of something like a slide open dresser. If you have the drive to just make a slide dresser the simple mechanics of the slider itself can be used to make more advanced objects over time. If you cant somehow re-create the mechanism of a bicycle that shit could lead to huge advancement even after you die.
Well to start with the basics. Purifying the metals. Getting all the chemestry rolling for building batterys. Hauling a few tons of ore to get a few grams of that oh so special ore is easy nowdays. But when you have to do that by fucking hand to begin with. Well hello broken back. And no to forget, we have tools nowdays that helps us build more advanced tools (ad infinitum) if your doing it from scratch yer fucked id say. (Id say something about standing on the shoulders of gigants and so on)
Yeah and the reason people carry 44s innawoods is because anything smaller wouldn't be able to penetrate. There's people who unloaded entire mags into a charging Grizzly just before being eaten alive.
ok so build the tools first to make your life easier to build the technology. i gotcha.
And its a long ass procedure too. We are talking something along the lines of several hundred years for a single man to proberly working his ass up from stoneage to even early 1900 tech. If you end up in prehistoric times. make enoufgh tools to be seen as the important guy and get the bitches and then make yout tribe build them troll face monuments all over the place.
Try and insinuate myself into a tribe of humans.
Invent written language
Set about writing down as much useful maths and science as I can while simultaneously reforming the tribes verbal language into something more technical.
Depending on what part of the world i'm in I can probably greatly advance whatever lifestyle the tribe uses in a few decades.
AKA 'inventing' fence traps, fish weirs, crop rotation, selective breeding, irrigation, food stockpiling, brickmaking, basic medicine, navigation, bow+arrow, civilization.
thanks for bursting my bubble
This guy get it. Baby steps, Rome was not built in a day.
introduce money to them
Long term goal would be to teach the people how to farm and not be nomadic wanderers.
I'd have to learn how to fit in with the tribe at first. Learn how they talk and their ways.
Meanwhile I'd have to invent mechanical contraptions out of what I can find.
My life skills of being a machinist would be useless due to machines not being a thing but at least I can attempt to make some mechanical devices out of what I got. Even if they're simple and made out of basic materials.
You are welcome. (actuly did a project about how to preserv knowlage if shit hits the fan bigtime, was a sad day when we came to the conclusion that most humans out there are stupid as bricks and we would loose proberly everything we built up down to basic farming huts and clubs)
although as someone else pointed out earlier if I could get my hands on some bog iron I could make some pretty big advances in mining, manufacturing, metallurgy in a fairly short amount of time.
>Heating metal to temperatures hot enough for shaping in a fire pit.
Nigga real life ain't minecraft
That was actuly me but yes that would be true. But to actuly make realy good tools that are not iron you need steel, and thats when it starts to get a wee bit more complicated. But we are talking stoneage to iron age. (Skipping bronzeage becous fuck soft metals). But we also need to take into account how good are you at arcitecture and so on. You might be be to crown yourself godking of a tribe but id say its a long march to any form of civilization worth noting in the books of history.
You really need to get accepted by the tribe socially before making any advances whatsoever. That shit is hard considering you can't initially communicate, look very different, and probably don't understand any of their customs, values, or beliefs. Anyone have any real ideas about that?
just steal one of the female children and raise her as your own, start a new tribe.
try to kill another one and sharpen its bones as spears.
Did not what to touch on that. But most likly the first thing that would happen is you get your ass handed to you (Killed in old and painfull ways). If you are lucky enoufgh to get past that part. and start learning said language and customs thats when plan B (making progress) can start.