How to seduce a portuguese girl?

how to seduce a portuguese girl?

BBC

paying

i don't have such an instrument at my disposal.
would you rent me yours? i will return it to you unscratched after usage

Do they not have the BBC in your country or can you not afford cable?

>tfw no portuguese gf

JUST

wish I knew

Show her the Big Bulgar Cock

It looks like a brazilian monkey.

Ai jesus que melões foda-se

Be confident, buy her a drink, listen when she talks, and compliment her here and there but not too much.

This isn't just Portuguese women. It's women in general.

>approach a Portuguese girl
>be white
>show her 5€

enjoy the best screw of your life

If u are brazilian u only need to comment something good about portuguese culture.
Easiest girls ever.
They have a huge inferiority complex.

that's not a portuguese girl mehmet

Estonia is poorer than Portugal though.
So could I give like 50 cents for an Estonian girl then?

that girl doesn't look portugese, too dark. looks maybe like a northern indian or something.

she's indian,portuguese girls are nordic looking,as we are of course,descendants of the suebi

If I came to Portugal you're next generation would look British/Irish....

>when she got fatter but it just made her tits bigger
They are on another level from other women, senpai. Don't know why the Portugese felt the need to sail around the world looking for qts like we did when they had perfectly good women at home.

>brit finna kick off The Troubles 2

Can you stop?

Whisper into her ear and say, "Eu sou uma abelha." and then make a buzzing sound softly

It's a new Canadian meme I think

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t. Alberto Barbosa