You suggest that the only things I ever have to say involving homoerotic dog art and high action petting

You suggest that the only things I ever have to say involving homoerotic dog art and high action petting.

homoerotic cat art*

*with hats

goddammit. I deletted my coyote faces

involve*

ffffffffffuck

Whats even the situation, I was out all night during

that

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yeah they did a song together on tyhe lonely day single i guess. Shame. is pretty fucking awesome.

For reference, L/NP is the conservative party, Labor is the liberal party

There's 150 seats, so need 76 to make a majority

Earlier the results looked like
72 L/NP
67 Labour
5 Other
with 6 votes undecided.

But then they started counting the postal votes, that had been sent in before the election date due to people being overseas or unavailable on election day.

I mentioned before that Brexit made a conservative win more likely, cause people like to stick with the current party in times of chaos. But THESE votes were BEFORE Brexit

Now the current look is

65 L/NP
67 Labour
5 Other

13 seats being counted

The likelyhood of either party winning with a majority is basically zero

hi scales

Dom, Play me some Dr. John, or Eddie Cochran
Ok, got you now

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Haha, welcome to gridlock.

Yes, I love beer.

Im PRETTY!?

hi

Compered to me, yes

yessssss
sup

i know you do~~~~~~~
mew!

that ought to be a good thing

Hm?

how's it going

oh it's a great thing but the aus media is going to spend the next few months whinging about how they can't get anything done and how dare they isn't the JOB of the government to DO THINGS

>SF's true form

what es up mein coyote duder

Yup. Well, we do have the Others (3rd party or Independants), so legislation CAN get passed - it's just gonna suck hard to do it.

Either we're going to have a hung parliament, or they'll call for re-election

But the L/NP seems to be eating itself from the inside out, because it was basically guaranteed victory and now it's wondering what the fuck went wrong.

It's possible they might implode with drama before a re-election

the best governments are ones that do a lot of things very quickly.

You are a very nice looking man
je suis... drunk? Listening to Nekromantix and there be a cat on me

lonely, bored, aroused

Yes that is me 100%

Does your government REQUIRE a majority? Who calls the re-election?

The best governments are the ones that dismantle themselves as rapidly as possible.

can I lick your butt scales

If im not drunk enough to recognize sarcasm then im not drunk enough.

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you are drunk enough.
wow I am now a #cruz missile

please do

wut you say infancy no nenglish language?
i like your cat

Only drunk enough for typos.

It does not require a majority, no. But sometimes they call a re-election anyway

Especially if both parties end up with the same amount of seats, which is possible at this point in time.

estoy un poco barracho

THE PRIESTHOOD IS RISING GUYS
ANYTIME NOW

I won't bother asking who the cum belongs to

Right, who's responsible for calling one though?

omg i cant understand ur french mexican languagees

druuuunnnnk

Life needs more Sergals.

You can never have enough Sergals.

He's barely drunk/a bit drunk/kinda drunk

no mexican

pot more sergals pls

no u

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all mexicans will be deported

sauce pl0x

I talk all the meskin I wans to...

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You look fine.

Its the best stuff.

thanks, luv

It better be.

I think if a large majority of the winning seats agree, the Australian Electoral Commission can go for a re-election

Obviously it's not something the seats themselves want - they have to do it because their party demands it.

It would require both parties preferring a re-election to the current results though

Also true. Except i'm pretty damn drunk.

>At 1:40am, there were just 8124 votes separating the two major parties.

deport u to oregon

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it took one button, you plebeian

Swear on my raifu.

I imagine whichever party is more vulnerable won't be about that.

Good lord.

p-philly tho

fookin mexicans

taco purrito

i prefer it over hard liquor

yay!

That's the way i like Aussie politics. Nothing it a given anymore and the major parties need to realise it.

Why thank you
Nacho taco chimichanga

I will see if I have any more.

Started a new folder the other day, not sure what I have so far on this system

Tiger! Show me your sexy ass belly!

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i like those foods yes

post what you can i dont mind if you ont post much its all good duder

i second this

Trump is ahead of Clinton in poll
This is a good week

>I imagine whichever party is more vulnerable won't be about that.
Well, could go either way

L/NP were supposed to win - by a good margin. This will have shaken them, but if they go for 4 years in gridlock and get nothing done they're basically guaranteed to lose the next election. They blame Labour for everything already, but after 8 years in government people are gonna be sick of their shit.

L/NP desperately want a majority.

Labour on the other hand could either sit pretty as the losing party and wait 4 years for their guaranteed win, or they can roll the dice and hope. The L/NP's internal instability could win this for them

It's certainly interesting to watch

uno mas cerveza. possiblimente dos.

>philly

Hello Neighbor.

Aye

probably just cumlube

MAGA
A
G
A

And you work in a casino. Start taking bets.

um
hi

you move outta az?

dude i cant keep up with ur bean speach

arg

I'm not a gambling man, but even if I was I would not bet on Aus politics.

I had to learn Spanish living here

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dadder never let us learn and my spanish classes sucked ass butt so i never learned

did nibi die where is he?

>Too lazy to hook up his external.

Welp, that was fast.

North or South Philly?

Wat?

I'm sure there's a way to profit from the chaos.

must be a different M

so south philly that pats and genos are the most convenient place to get lunch for me

or they would be if the clientele wasn't 900% tourists at all times

Spanish is mad easy

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So do I sometimes.

Nice belly wud rub

idk taco i know bad words because mum always yells them at me thats abot it lolololol

Yeah man
Go down to your local election polling place and start up a sausage sizzle

Everyone loves a fucking sausage sizzle, especially on election day. It's practically tradition

ok this is definitely innuendo for gay sex right

yeah i prefer the feel of beer over liquor idk something about it
sup?

Yeah dude i voted for hemp party aswell

politely rubs belly
That's 70% of spanish

Of course not, SF. Get your mind out of the gutter.

I had two big, juicy sausages on election day
There is nothing better than having that meat inside you.

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So did I. Voted HEMP/Sex and preferenced Labour.

there really isn't

CHINGA TU MADRE PENDEJO

well shit I looked it up

that sounds unironically super fun

jajajjjajjajjaaj

I am M and M is Me.

Wait. I do not even know what that means.

>Not going to Jims on South or OG Tony Lukes on Oregon.

I still do not know how to feel on the fact that the latter is a sellout.

activate it

Talkin to folks while simultaneously lonely. The internet is a strange place.

Wait, who rubbin who?

I have done but seriously I am obscenely close to the twins. I was just using it as a point of reference, I don't really eat cheesesteaks that often since I'm a bad philadelphian.

At least I have our flag.

well if you say so

i like the interweb es a neato place
can i join in the rubbing?