Waifu claiming thread.
Previous thread: >Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Other urls found in this thread:
shootercbgear.com
twitter.com
...
Ill try to see if I can get it removed now that Im full license. Or just remove it myself, pretty sure its just a bolt or something I need to tighten / loosen.
Rory-sama claimed
...
(konata)
lewd :o
roll
(karen)
oh shit you have it :o
nice
>Women are horrible
>Find a twink
I'm not gay
>American
I'm an Ausfag
>IQ of a stapler
I'm already there and I already fuck myself so by default I win.
>Getting hit in your ballsack
Maybe you should get good.
I wonder if the OG Konata would have liked me? :0
Heyo
No he wouldn't
Claimed
Gotta go in a bit
Claim
Rosalina will forever be mine
Some things never change.
Inb4 you have to take the whole engine apart
Good luck, no one else has been able to figure me out so far! And yes, I look back and despise me then. I'd rather not have any association with that time.
Sup Mugen.
operator reporting. say hi to me.
Well we replace fuses, relays, pipes, wires, diagnose what is wrong and reinstall the things we can't fix ourselves.
>You can't fix a fried circuit board anyway.
>Riding fast~
I'll shout lollipop at your dead body 50 meters away.
>Seriously, we shoot to kill, it will be quick. Unless I miss.
I was like 5 at the time.
>I just remembered that I found a marriage certificate for my mom, and the date said September 11th 2001. I never asked her about it!
But I like you :3
>I'm not gay
According to multiple medically non-certified sources including the Bible. You can choose to be gay. Why haven't you chose this option yet.
>I'm an Ausfag
Fags like Australian accents for some reason. You're doing good so far.
>I'm already there and I already fuck myself so by default I win.
I knew you were a bottom.
>Maybe you should get good.
Not my fault God's trying to stifle my passage of the gay gene.
Mujen
Hello there
But do I like you? That is the question.
No. Fuck you.
I can still hit 100 mph pretty easily.
...
...
>something something about not having a vampire waifu....something something current year...
there was a og konata? :o
roll
forever your trash
bye
>no one else
So there's more here from the alice threads?
Just the way you put it made it sound like you dont do anything at all.
Back from anime expo, I bought a megumin daki, totally worth it.
Rikka claimed
Still claimed.
Birb 2.0
what's up?
rude, did your patch finally cross the sea?
T_T
>Tsun rider? Cute Commander?
How goes it?
Close enough, what up
no
He dead as fuck :(
Before hand died, I talked to him once when I lurked :0
;3
>I'll shout lollipop at your dead body 50 meters away.
perfect kek, I'll make sure not to come back as a spooky ghost if it's you
Also don't get hurt please. I thought you were just an ac repairman for the military? Are you to do service?
Ooooh! Makoto has a secret identity!
Hi mami, how was your trip?
So where are you from?
why you got to be mean to my waifu :(
Sup Operator!
[Muffled Eurobeat playing in the distance]
I will soon!
>Something something implying
A few lurk here and there, but I'm the only one that's actively posting as far as I'm aware.
Hey there Satan, how many weeb things did you buy?
>None of the above!
Not bad, trying to decide whether I wanna go play boats, or keep posting. How bout you?
If i was one second faster those would be my Satan trips
why does satan need a megumeme daki?
wow :o
roll
its in the rules to insult other waifus
So where are you from?
i know lol i just cant bring myself to insult someone waifu
Typical
I do have my patch, with a thank you note.
I hit it with 4k revs still to go in sixth. Even limited.
Holy fuck the new Berserk is amazing
$300 dollars worth of weeb shit friend. Enough to last me a while.
Better luck next time!
Because she is a cute and thy didnt have any Rikka
I don't know what to think anymore, man.
What do you think of me?
space-city, likely moving to Austin within the year
ohshitniggerwhatareyoudoing.jpg
Personally. I dont. Not a fucking thing since I was trained, the plus of being a reservist is I don't get to do my job.
Licensed tho.
>yaaaaaaay.
I am just that, the chances of me seeing combat are slim to none.
>But I want to go fight, to gain glory, even if it's all just a lie to fool young men. Even if I die, I die in battle.
>Eurobeat
I watch euro beat on /wsg/ all the time
hey, how you been?
oh neat, a lot of the /k/ companies do a lot of personal shit with he packaging. have you decided what your gonna wear the patch on?
I used to lurk these threads and laugh at how pathetic the idea was, then I joined :O
Being mean is mean so I don't do it :)
Why not both? I cant ever play and post, in fact im terrible at multitasking. I think its from my bad memory. Im just posting and snacking
Yozora claimed.
What's up y'all?
>Licensed
Little useless if you don't have real expierence
I honestly don't care all too much at this point. Why does my opinion of you matter so much that you feel the need to inquire me about it.
Claimed.
And let's keep it that way, Karen.
I think it's better off, thinking back to how those threads went.
>4k
Rory, what the fuck? How early do you shift?
>Only $300
C'mon Rikka, you can do better than that!
Whoknows.webm
Oh man, those threads are great!
Not too bad. Had a bit of a scare today, I'll upload the video sometime Monday, or late today if I wake up early enough for it.
Nope!
I can multitask on some things, but with games I have to choose one, or I end up forgetting to post in between each match.
Sup Yozo!
>All these replies
I have become the Karen.
>claim
May or may not be drunk
you telling me you would buy a daki of your waifu?
don't know how to feel about that
what type of other weeb shit did you buy?
how long ago was that? :o
roll
Discount rei
Cute waifu :3
Well, I will be ordering a JSDF surplus uniform for PAX AU. I wont be able to have any weapons, but there is a local military surplus store here, so I could get some accessories there. The only patch will be the GATE one though. I really hate those with stolen valor as my parents both seeved in the navy and I have friends and family in the army.
I shift at 6k of 13.
I loved how chaotic it was back then
I actually clicked on your post by accident. What do you mean space city though? Also hi. Mavis right?
It would be nice to die like that, but I would say it's better to live even though I don't want to anyway kek
But still, they could force you to fight even if you're just a mechanic?
hi Karen, kek.
Hey
You mean drunk for sure 100%
ayy lmao it's 3 am for me
I didn't know you were from the UK
I know I know I could have killed my whole fucking bank account but I am glad I didnt.
she is
I would buy one, if they had one of her. i guess I gotta order online now. I got a lot of prints, stickers, shirts, manga and thats about it. I am moving so I tried to stay away from figures
no you are clearly trying to fuck me. your just like all the other guys; only want my vagina. now if you would please stop eyeball raping me; thanks.
I've been lurking for probably 7-8 months but been here like 4-5 I think so I'm pretty new :(
I hated these threads at first because the waifu threads on Sup Forums are super duper cringe but they not bad here :0
it's only stolen valor if you wear awards and claim you earned them as a way to gain something.
wearing a costume doesn't apply and isn't disrespectful. how much did you pay for a real JSDF uniform? they are hard as fuck to get in the US.
people just ignore motorcycles you gotta be careful.
I know.
>I need to find apprenticeship
Yeah I love those threads.
>Kopykat Karen?
So many replies.
>Deja vu!
Yeah I love those threads.
>Kopykat Karen?
So many replies.
>Deja vu!
As a marine yes, but it's mainly if we're attacked we can fight back, infantry does the main door/ass kicking.
>I'll probably be dead at 35, if not from stupid risks or war, then I'll likely jump from somewhere high up, pretend I'm flying for a few seconds.
I won't let the bad man get you Mavis.
Thats my problem too, i take forever to post so that only makes it worse. You are going full karen on your posting so idk if you can fit boats
>godspeed
I'm having a major identity crisis.
My steam friend convinced me to start playing minecraft again and I had an ass load of fun.
I have become a twelvie faggot once
more.
Drink two more.
Make sure.
My man Inf left a Tec and a 9 at my crib
Turned himself in, he had to do a bid.
I need to sleep. Goodnight.
I'd take you in if you live near by, I could use someone to fetch me some tools or whatever from the van
My bad, trying to close my eyes right now but as you can see they are very large.
How was your day?
Dakis are pretty comfy yo. I would get one of Karen if they weren't all naked.
Oh okay, that's understandable. I can't drive you off the suicide thoughts since this world is pretty damn shit honestly but I hope you don't anyway.
Goodnight fake birb
just another cist white male trying to rape everyone. i'm going to need to hire a second therapist.
Best Waifu is Hagu Waifu
That's birb 2.0 to you
Discounted alcohol I bet.
>6k
I almost never shift before 9k/11k unless I am going easy.
Eh, they were alright to an extent for some time. Then too much drama sprang forth and it just got really shitty. I'll take these circlejerks over those ones any day.
Hi Aya.
I think I blew 75% of my budget in the first day.
Nah, this was me speeding like normal, and coming up on someone that was braking very very far back on an off ramp.
Oh I see exactly what you did there!
Oh I see exactly what you did there!
It seems that I can not, so post I shall! I could imagine if i get sunk early in each match though, I could make it work.
I haven't gotten into Autism in quite a while. Give me another 3 months and I might feel the urge again.
Night Birb 2.0
Eheh~
I'm still drinking~ I'll make sure
Wait, are you talking about me? I care for you!
Birb 2.0 then, nice to meet you!
Expensive booze
> if they weren't all naked.
What's wrong with naked?
It was funny how seriously they all took it, can't let it just be a chill group talking about our lives.
Its $150USD for a pair of pants and shirt from a surplus website.
>even cheaper now
shootercbgear.com
Glad I found that. Save me some money.
Its winter. I always go easy. Plus my muffler gets real loud at 6k+ and its real suburban early and late in my runs.
We can talk more later haha i need to sleep or I am gonna die
Caught ya, gonna go to bed though, talk to ya later. Night!
mugi why
sounds nice
cool :o
roll
you should get one of karen anyway :^)
89 cent booze
wow you people are fucking crazy. i'm not goinng to lie there is some seriously autistic shit going on in this thread. never change Sup Forums.
You never go full karen, ill see you on the other side. So if you get sunk you just have to wait around till the end of the match? Is it a set of rounds to win then?
Do the drinkening. I will join you one day
I'm not sure if this is meant to be demeaning or not. But if that's an apprenticeship offer, I'd take it if I could.
Tbh I've been this way a looooooooooong time, so much that I don't even bother with it anymore. You get used to feeling your body pull towards the street when a truck is flying by. But yeah, 35 seems like a good time to do it, I'll find out when I hit that age. Maybe get some pills, woo!
>It'd as natural as breathing at this point.
Kek
Zozzle
>Did I do it?
>demeaning
i know.
cute squirrel you have.
>tries to start conversation
>mugi why
ok
Karen's too pure for that kinda shit.
Everyone else has a waifu but she's my sisteru if that makes sense.
It's pretty distressing hearing you say this but it's funny as hell too, kek. This is a great and horrible way to look at stuff. Godspeed.
Hopefully things turn around though, can't stop me from hoping, lollipop!
I thought so too kek, it sounded like you would take him as your errand boy
Excellent taste.
Why do you want JSDF cammies?
Well then. What kind?
I'm shamed to admit I took it as seriously as I did. God I was an idiot back then.
Going easy just because it's morning? Even going through my neighborhoods at 7 AM I don't let up.
Alright, night Rikka!
It is too late, I am the new Karen. Allahu snackbar.
Nah, it's one match. Either capture and hold the objectives, or sink the whole enemy fleet. Generally, objectives are ignored in the low tiers I'm in, and it's a salvo flinging match of who can survive.
Well done Mizore, now I gotta go find those threads!
Autism speaks.
I'm just a messenger.
Another one.
>150 USD
funny its $25 for me
so TMC isn't surplus. it's a chinese airsoft gear company. these are neat. i might buy a set for the meme camo.
kek i've done that a few times. people need to drive faster or get out of my way.
You're cooler :0
Thanks cutie, glad to see you around, love Haruhi :3
>It is too late, I am the new Karen. Allahu snackbar.
>sisteru
Everyones got their own thing going on, There's people with herams, others take their waifus extremely seriously, no judgment.
Hmm.. he would be an errand boy but hey he's going to get taught.
Well you just narrowed it down to who you are
>Not really
Can't say I didn't have my cringy moments
I wasn't sure if you were serious or making a joke.
Kek, it's funny, seeing your whole life as a bad joke. It's kinda weird to be honest, things are really jumbled in my head. But I smile and laugh a lot and never break down.
>With people around.
Always one up, I haven't been able to go on /wsg/ since data caps.
sorry im really not good at conversations i didn't really know what to say to that
yeah im from uk
no u
nice pic roll :o
>i am the new karen
Ill remember as you were, this is a life you cant escape from now
I would imagine that game goes very slowly but you make it sound decently paced. How long are matches