Badly describe an anime

Badly describe an anime.
user tries to guess what it is.
Faggot with a weird hairstyle tries to save people from going to jail

> white hair child soldier
> Norse

Unanswered ones from last thread:

1)
>huge eggs
>baking, cigarettes, robes
>everyone's dead

2)
>everything is grimdark
>except underground; it's pleasant there.
>turns out its fake
>everyone in the world dies

3)
Unluckiest man in the world saves the world by grabbing tits

4)
Naked chick and ginger armwrestle Chinese mecha in space

a neet asocial that lived 20 years with his sis leaves with a chick to get some swords

Plant people in space fight tentacle rapists to defend new home planet.

Sword art online

Kids ride motorcycles and then kill a giant fetis

Akira.

Homeless girl hangs out with faggots.

>shut in NEET gets teleported to another world
>decides to help grill get a stolen object back
>dies and resets back at an apple stand

Jyu-oh-sei?

Nope

Nigger invades America and becomes friends with a stupid amerifat whils't falling in love with an indian grill

Cory in the house

Re zero, youre not even trying.

>class isn't like any other class
> main character is a cross dresser(not by choice)
>fuck the teacher, tends to be annoying, everyone wants to kill him.
>whole plot revolves on killing the teacher

Hint: tentacles are involved like always

Assassination classroom

Guy with pink eye kills himself.

ed edd n eddy

Nope.

Guy on quest to save village joins a group of revolutionaries and fights a group made to counter the revolutionaries and dies

>first season makes you think it's a supernatural themed romance
>second season+ JK TIME TO KICK DEMON ASS

akame ga kill

Dumb loli girl who can't see the truth

>dude looks like a lady

Pissed off strong guy kills fuckloads of people.

Ouran high school easy

Tokyo Ghoul

Ace Attorney.

nope. that's a lady that looks like a dude

3) Monster musume

*whispers to the side* He probably watches anime

>The guy saves a kid
>Then the whole season he tries to kill this kid
>In the end he saves him
>Shitty ending is shitty

Nope.

Also nope. I'll throw in an extra hint:
>guy unwillingly dates girl whose tits he grabbed, but cheats on her constantly

Monster. just watched it recently

>guy never leaves his apartment

Preist gets killed and one son is smart and the other one is blue and had a kick ass sowrd

Fat guy, skinny guy and ginger sing about being broke for 12 episodes.

NHK, my negro

Nerd ass musicians mom dead and chick leads him on till she dies. The end

>Oh this looks like your tyipcal qt anim
>OH WHAT THE FUCK ZOMBIES

>otaku vampire lets virgin girl die by plant

High school delinquents, a gorilla, a robit, and a Freddy.

any anime ever

High School of the Dead

God uses dead kid as sword

Cromartie High School.

Gakkou Gurashi

Noragami

3) To Aru Majutsu no Index

yea mayn. I feel like I should watch it again, I don't wanna get back into my old hikki habits

Katanagatari

>get in the god damn robot

Ding ding my nig nig

Nope. Much older. Additional hint here

Evangelion.

The Big Dango family and tears

Was expecting that response. You get full points regardless

Blood Lad

>cowboy bebop on acid

Do it, mane. Also read the mango. I read it back in like 2009 (when some qt [that I had no idea liked me because I was after some girl who would go on to turn fuck-ugly very fast] let me borrow them) and it's stuck with me since. There's a fantastic scene at a carnival type thing that absolutely is not in the animu and I recommend you torrent them or something. The novel which the animu and mango are based off of is nothing special though, so you can skip it.

happy reading brother

sounds like jormungand

Space Dandy, baby

finland saga

School Days?

>Angel Beats
>fuck you tear bags

Still no, sorry.

I give up. Which is it?

test

>Literally the most perfect student ever

Urusei Yatsura.

winrar
i'll give it a go man, I read the novel and I liked the drug bits

charlotte?

beelzebub?

>bunch of spies before world war 2 try and stop white people from doing shit

you were right, old as fuck
still a nice comedy

>white hair guy
>loses innocence
>becomes a clown

no.
hint: he fingerbangs the demons to death

sakamoto desu ga

yup

>school with monsters.
>first friend is a vampire

>over 9000 episodes
>MC still hasn't grown up

2 valid answers for this. both are STILL ongoing and with several movies

>guy moves into little village
>get a few female friends
>everyone are crazy and it repeats each time revealing more insanity

Pokemon

>Badly describe an anime.
>anime

jitsu wa watashi wa

That's one

Rosario vampire
also
actually I am
Higurashi no naku koro ni

yep

>mismatched friends
>main character basically retarded burger flipper
>possible radiation-induced mutation
>under the sea

which one?

nagi no asukara?

Scooby Doo Monster Academy

not him, but pretty sure both

This is easy
>guy and a friend dies
>it's alien killing time
>they die a few more times

The three

Gantz

no but close

sponge bob

you got it