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Just wanted to note... it's really surprising how long it takes to get a new general up these days. Last season, autists were making threads before the bump limit was even reached, just to get their waifu in the OP.

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My watch has ended.

olly btfo

Wildfu is not long for this world.

Rickon is ugly as shit holy fuck

(Farts)

>Good choreography

That's it Ned! Aim for his sword!

Don't just fucking cleave him in the back of the head

Reminder that Dayne was indeed wielding Dawn

Look at that detail on it, look at the sun on the pommel, pottery.

It's fucking shocking that they didn't recast him, ugliness aside... they recasted Tommen and Myrcella, after all.

1/2

in all seriousness, kids at olly's age are easy to manipulate and Jon shouldn't have been such an ass hurt faggot about that. I don't think pre-death jon would have killed him. Him dying took away a part from him.

Sometimes I like to imagine the Dark Souls universe trespassing on the universe of ASOIAF, mostly so that I can imagine beings like Nito, Ornstein, Artorias or Yhorm annihilating Georgy boy's pathetic creations

Reminder that this shit will end with some time travel bullshit.

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How was the episode, lads?

>Episode 1
Doran stabbed
Hotah stabbed
>Episode 2
Roose stabed
>Episode 3
Dayne stabbed

I'm sensing a pattern here. Place your bets on next week's stabbings.

It honestly wasn't nearly as bad as I was expecting it to be.

TFW Bran gon' warg a dragon

IS CLEGANEBOWL HAPPENING THIS SEASON OR NOT?

Arya will stab someone

>jon is the one to break eye contact

beta af tbqhf

The writing on this show is so bad now, nothing like S1-S4 what the fuck happened? Cock jokes every episode, fart jokes holy shit.

friendly reminder N + L = J is happening bros

>You know, I asked him about who Jon Snow's real parents were, and he told me. I can't say who, but I can tell you that it involves a bit of a Luke Skywalker situation. It will all come to fruition eventually. The whole thing with all the fight over proper succession is partly inspired by the War of the Roses in the late 1400s, and back then, to ensure pedigree, the monarchies were kind of inbred. It's definitely fucked up, but it definitely happened back then, so that's why there's incest with the Targaryen line. It's toned down, though.

>Parris did come up with a few alternative suggestions for Jon's parentage that George wouldn't comment on, but apparently one suggestion did provoke one of George's 'evil smiles' (apparently deployed whenever he has come up with an extremely cunning plot twist). However, absolutely no amount of persuasion or bribery would get her to reveal what that theory was.

based GRRM

>it was an "accidental" creampie.
>i mistook her for someone else!
>we must never speak of this!
>fuck me harder ned!
>give benjen a turn ned
>brother brandon won't like sharing me ned
>promise me you won't forget me. promise me, ned.

first for farts

dark souls lore tells a story that's twice as intriguing as Asoiaf. I love everything about that world.

I KNOW YOU ARE NOT LE GOD LOL

YOU HAVE SMALL COCK HAHA

EPIC

They'll probably have Bran be the reason for Hodor's retardation, but I doubt there will be more time travel shit than that.

It's been confirmed in numerous interviews.

I'm just glad potato boy is dead.

I hope the show ends with Bran resetting the timeline to right before he's about to climb the tower at winterfell

>"And now I'm off to settle this 'Game of Thrones' by George RR Martin"

What did he mean by this? I'm getting kind of sick of these gay ass one liners at the end of every episode

Reminder that Eddard was the biggest hypocrite of the entire show.

>Hurr taking glory for stabbing people in the back is dishonorable Jamie
>Now lets sing the song of me killing that guy after he was stabbed in the back

Where's the fart option?

So it's Valyrian Steel now?

>drinking and dick jokes: the character

Yeah there was a fart joke, but at least Tyrion didn't make a Varys cock joke again.

Also Varys' scene was good. Show some fucking respect already.

Just fuck my shit up

And then a dragon ate them.

Nope

It should have went like this:

*Olly begins to tear up*
Olly: "Will I see my mother and father when I die?"
Jon: "No."

This.

>D&D
>Daggers and Death

It suddenly all makes sense now

why that nigga got a wolf growing out his head?

Based Olly

All the stabbings on the show really scream laziness. It's like the directors and showrunners are totally bored of deaths and can't think of other ways to kill people than stabbing in the midsection or back of the neck/back.

This shit was great though so I take it back to some degree. It would be nice to see some people get crushed, slashed or fall to death instead though this season. Everybody at the Tower of Joy except Ned and one other dude who died by a mysterious gust of wind from Dayne's right hand sword were stabbed lmao

Tower of Joy was far too actiony.

I mean remember this:

youtu.be/TwRix1p9sDY?t=61

Up to the solo duel its much better.

I was drunk as fuck when watching the episode, what was the fart joke?

>Edd... I'm already a demon.

so is Jon just gonna walk to molestown for some pussy?

They had sunglasses in westeros?

Pick 1.

I thought it was only confirmed that Sandor Clegane gets revealed

Haven't had a death in KL for a while so I'm saying High Sparrow or Kev

Those not in plate would be two-handing to deal with the guy that does in fact have plate if you want to be anal about choreography.
You can't bludgeon your way through plate with a sword, you have to shoot the gaps.

They deviated heavily from the books in season 5 and now they're post books and writing the whole thing themselves.

There's going to be Two Scenarios

1 Brans is going to go back and prevent all of this from happening

2 Brans meddling of the past is the reason all of his is happening

Gwyn's knights killed literally hundreds, if not thousands of dragons, dragons much more powerful than those in ASOIAF you absolute retard

this cgi is terrible

so if Stannis is really dead then is the high sparrow really the only based character on the show? I like him because he pisses off so many sjws.

Why not? Beats telling show watchers that it's just like Valyrian steel except it's made from a fallen star. And it's not pale as milkglass anymore so that part doesn't matter.

>Bran realizes that others can hear him during the visions of the past, but doesn't understand that they cannot fully understand him
>attempts to reason with King Aerys when shown a vision of him
>The king only hears whispers, is driven mad
>Bran tries to fix this, makes it worse
>Mad King Aerys burns Bran's grandfather alive while Bran frantically tries to stop him
>all he hears is whispers
>Bran sets the events of the show in motion

Its like poetry

LE SMALL COCK

WHO SAID THIS? LE ME OF COURSE XD

What happened this episode? The last 2 episodes had 10+ quips in it each.

Am I just retarded and don't remember enough?

Fucking confirmed

I'd be okay with that, it sounds neat.

When Ser Robert Strong walks in with Cersei and Jaime, and that old dude who used to do the medicine for Cersei gets scared because he was talking shit about the mountain, and he farts

Sir Alliser is a Real hero and Real Human Been.
He did nothing wrond and died with honor

That's cold user.

I like it

2/2

Is he the most overpowered character in the series?

Glad someone agrees. Gurm's world is just a mash-up of historical nations and events in a nonsensical environment, Dark Souls is entirely original

AHAHAHAHA STARKFAGS FUCKING BTFO

MUH HONEST NED STARK

HE PROBABLY FUCKED LYANNA AS WELL

Was it just me or was the shot panning over people marching to Vaes Dorthrak really terrible fucking CGI?

Anyone have the free time to webm that?

>3.98 MB
Fucking hell

/lit/ here. This show has been butchered, disgusting

someone needs to get a webm of the Dayne fight so we can name it Gotthard's Twinswords.webm

>promise me you'll pull out Ned

only when he has 20 good men with him

>entirely original
Nigga, do you even Berserk.

Yeah I liked last week's one liner better.

*heavy breathing*

I guess Ned fucked Lyanna so hard that she died.
I bet it was extremely painful

I respect this man. He should have been king

I've endured a lot of bullshit from this shot like sand sneks and killing pfr Myrcella, Doran, and prince charming, but the Umbers just up and fucking betraying the Starks and giving Rickon to the Boltons? This is fucking bullshit.

Couldn't they just give that role to those fags with the damn axe in their banners?

>be me
>watching GoT with other people in the GoT bar
>people cheering at Jon when they show him alive and well
>some bbw yells "Mmmm that ass looks tasty"
>try to ignore it and keep watching
>Arthur Dayne's scene comes up
>stupidest shit I've seen since Phantom Menace
>Some guy yells "Awww shit, you in trouble now NED! TWO FOCKING SWORDS YEEEE"
>The entire crowd boos when he gets stabbed in the back
>When Shaggy Dog is shown dead everyone gasps
>"Ay yo why does it have to be the black direwolf?"
>nearly spit out my drink

your acting like he was the one that shanked Danye in the neck

GET HYPE

>In the books the High Sparrow is 100% did nothing wrong along with the rest of his organization, all readers root for them and find Cersei's downfall hilarious
>In the show Cersei dindu nuffin she a good feminist and High Sparrow is the villain who can brainwash and probably molest little boy kings instantly

Kek

Everything just happens to go his way
But I do expect dabid to really fuck his shit up near the end of the season

Impossible. Olly's parents were killed by the Styr, Magnar of Thenn

youtube.com/watch?v=S_N3fSXnkAg

Pycelle shits himself in the book when he's scared

GET

that's why he'll pop up with his dick in a little boy's ass before the end of this season. A WHITE MALE character being this based in D&D's GoT???! Oh hell the fuck no

>Next episode called Book of the Stranger
>The Hound's horse is called Stranger
FUCKING CONFIRMED

>Dragon Slayer Ornstein

I'm starting to think it's why Ned spent so much time near the wierwood, waiting to hear from future bran again

This thread is moving so fast nobody will notice I'm Jorah Mormont

Like a bawss

I agree. Didn't deserve to die. Jon is literally Merkel.

>>"Ay yo why does it have to be the black direwolf?"

top keks well written.

what the fuck ?

I don't know, Jon is pretty fucking op. He just died and that only stopped him for like 2 episodes

JE-SUS
JON-SNOW

WHY IS GRUM SO AUTISTIC

uno farto @ 3:17