Be American

>be American
>wear shoes while dying in bed sharting get shot

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Nigeria is a poor and powerless country

Nigeria is a poor and powerless country

>be ameribullet
>die

Nigeria is a poor and powerless country

Nigeria is a rich and powerfull empire

I agree

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Tell your nairaland friends to post here, I unironically enjoy reading your threads.

Jesus Christ

>be Nigerian
>go chop someone's dollar

Yes, what do you want?

Delet this you bastard

Green Peru

Leaf Peru

>be nigerian
>go outside
>get hung in the village square for not converting to islam

I don't get it.

Your firm understanding of Sup Forums banter culture reveals you as a proxy user.

The few genuine Nigerians who have posted here have all had a radically different style of writing.

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Get some new zingers, Mr. Bond.

Slightly less brown Texas.

Why is male homosexuality so incredibly common in Nigeria? I understand bestiality, there's the whole things with Islam and cultural diffusion but where did the ass fucking come from.

Culture of domination

I've met like one gay in my entire life.

Isnt Nigeria one of those places where its okay to fuck someone in the ass but not the other way around because its unmanly?

No. Maybe that's the case in Lagos. It's the city of pussies desu.

Lurking is also possible. Don't jump to conclusions inside your little hive mind, Sven

This. Just like how some of you autists lurk and take screenshots of nairaland. I'd post my passport with a time stamp but I'm too comfy in bed. Goodnight .

I legitimately keked

>Be American
>Mutilate baby boys genitals for LITERALLY no reason