Come home early from work

>come home early from work
>wife not in her room
>hear noise coming from your bedroom
Walk in see this, what do

Smack him on the ass and slit his throat when he turns around

I have a job?
I have a wife???

THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER

Kick her because her ass hole looks fucking disgusting.

Call JESUS.

He know wat do.

if that ball-less smelly gorilla eunuch wants to fuck the stranded flappy whale, i'll let him, get me a beer and watch a game on my tv.
when they're done i call the police, obviously both are intruders, i'd never marry such a piece of lard.

Underrated post!

Slap dat nigger on the ass, say "Good game, Boy! ", and contact my attorney.

>Respect their desire for privacy and slowly walk away after doing a 180
>check on that /soc/ bj thread I started earlier
>drive 4 hours to suck that black dick I met on CL

Wonder why me and my wife have different rooms.

>her room
>your beedroom
what kind of fucking married couples have separate bedrooms?

source?

Take pictures, file for divorce. She can't take half my shit because I have proof of infidelity. She becomes a std ridden homeless prostitute because she never did anything herself, she only mooched of me

Get my belt, wrap around his neck, shove my cock inside his ads, and squeeze his neck tighter to make sure he called you daddy. After that, I'll fuck his sister.

leave wife, shes fuckin disguisting

This guy gets it

I'd do a 360 and walk away.

Why would you have two different bedrooms?

>Implying wide and I have different rooms
>Being this much of a cuck

Fuck his ass , it is way better than "my wife's"

...

Realize I'm in the wrong house and go home to my parent's basement.

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>Grab gun
>shoot both of them
>that's not my wife and thats not my nigger
>get away with it because my state has a very broad castle law.

this

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that dude's ballsack is hypnotic, I need to stop doing drugs.

i would start jacking off

Quietly get gun and shoot the fucker. Clearly she is being raped. How am I to know otherwise.

>put wife back in room
>put nigger back in basement
>Get better locks so they don't keep getting out