She flirts with you

She flirts with you.

What do?

feed her.

send to zoo
pandas are an endangered species

Cleary state I am not food.

Let that fat bitch have the privilege of my cock in her mouth.

Offer her a California roll in return for letting me play with her tits for a few minutes.

fill her with food
fill her with cum

she is jap you ignorant slut

send her back to the sumo ring

Try to look like a vegetable.

Tell her I'm velly solly but I have praces to be.

Hope she farts.

Ask her politely to suffocate me by sitting on my face with her unshaven vagina

Remove the sandwich from my pocket and throw it far enough to where she would give chase and I could make my daring escape.

There is a host bar in my town where really fat Japanese girls will sit on your lap and beg you to feed them sardines.

dubs don't lie i guess.
No really how did you get that information?

I'd feed them pizza.

Man the harpoons.

fuck

Eat ass, eat pussy, suck tits, fuck, impregnate, abort pregnancy, repeat.

oh Im holding my harpoon indeed

id feed them two sausages

Start the summoning of something of it's caliber, the conjuration of our lord and savior, Joeysworldtour, so he can Nutella-blast her to oblivion. Side effects would be that there are now 2 monsters in the vecinity tho