Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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>100+ on the laptop
I didn't realize I had collected so many. Probably another 30 or so on the desktop.
>Or maybe another 100

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Claimed

>3D trash
Seems great!

Good to know you enjoy them
What did you do that require redemption?
Did you fuck up?

Yup, feeling like my usual normal self
How are you?

Feet disgust me.
It's an inferior fetish.

>funny concept
>tfw paul blart with guns is literally the police force in a nutshell

>international relations as a major
Go into the military, then you'd really get to see the big shit.

If you have to tell yourself you're not an alcoholic, you're an alcoholic

>filename

So, how are you fucks?

That's REALLY lewd. But I still love ya

Is that 'cause ya don't drink much or 'cause ya have resistance to hangovers ?

I'm fine. And I was the one who posted the gif.

I wanna a Dropbox or Drive link. RIGHT NOW.

In Brazil the military service is obligatory. 2 years at least

I'm good, what about you Fran?

im fantastic.

Good glad you are feeling alright again, me I am just feeling tired

Oh dank it was a perfect fit.

Hey, I gave fair warning that it was!

Well, I can't argue with that!

>Implying this shitty internet could upload that
I'll combine them at home and upload the full folder then.

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Just being lazy and playing DnD

Hey Rikka

>Rules

I will wait but I want the folder.
My telegram is
@TheWhiteWolfKing
Send me a link when ya finish

claim

私は買戻しを追求する

I let personal matters influence my actions
I damaged myself and others
Now I seek to improve myself until I deem myself worthy once more to rejoin my friends

I don't see why people like it. But there's also people that like scat and masochism so I guess feet can get a pass

Greetings Fran

I really love that pic. Innocence and sensuality in one, with a submissive and slightly guilty impression

FUCKING PISSED

PHONE KEEPS AUTOCORRECTING SHIT TO NOT WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY.

HAD TO BUY A FUCKING "HERPIES BIRTHDER" CARD FOR 5 SHITTING DOLLARS, FUCK YOU HALLMARK

CANT EVEN ENJOY MY THREE DAY WEEKEND THANKS TO FAMILY
>OH YOU'RE OFF THIS WEEKEND?
>WE HAVE WORK FOR YOU

FUCKING CHRIST FUCK OFF EVERYONE

>ui

Forgot to link ya to Thanks....I.... guess

>claimng yume
neat
If I would have watched every monogatari I might would have went with her as waifu but I only watched Bakemonogatari when it was the only thing out
Mh... juciy legs

cool if you ever run for president you have my vote.

mavis

I'm not denying it, it's just that it isn't that big of a deal yet. Not destroying my relationships and still keeping my job
Still have all my money and stuff

I think I have some resistance to hangovers. Just gotta sleep more than 3 hours when drunk I land I'll be fine the next day

I feel ya, gotta head to work the next hour and I just wanna sleep..

I was just kidding~
It's looks really nice, frankly I want the link

Ah well.. I look forward to the day we can all play together again
>even tho I never played with yall unless alcohol was involved

Seems we are talking about lewd things

It's simple really. Murder your family!

My platform will be "fuck this, let's give anarchy a try!"

>

Life is hard.

>Brazil
Always wanted to visit.
How is it there? Honestly?

I wish I could get paid to do nothing.

Atleast you put thought into your filenames.

>scat
equally as bad, but masochism can't be put into the same category as scat and feet.

People are into scat and puke would be a better one to say.

One of my favorite series.
>I also have a thing for Tsundere girls
>I also like ecchi
>im also sexually depraved

If you have to make up excuses to tell someone on Sup Forums how your alcoholism isn't that bad.
Well, it seems you've put more thought into it than I have.

Hey Fran my love!

Yeah I have work later today, not feelng like going in. I asked for today off too but of course my manager forgot.

I still saw it

Ill just link it here tomorrow morning.

Become an unarmed guard then!
>Truth be told, I'd rather have a hard day at work in a shop, working on engines

My friend is back, off to Ships once more!

I want to fuck rikka

-Hitagi

Just love showing off my waifu. The art from the light novels is pretty top tier. So does your waifu have an anime?

>never played with yall unless alcohol was involved
Is that a bad thing?

We are talking about redemption, waifu aestethics and our fetishes

I can actually understand masochism, and I'm somewhat of a sadist myself. When you're in pain your body releases feelgood endorfins, so masochists experience intense pleasure from pain

Nah, just annoying.

Maybe after they feed me.

>ui
>back to bed

Forgot pic. Whatever.

*Grabs him by the throat* Back the fuck off ?!?!

Now that would be cool to have. I do enjoy drinking but having to work on the next day is sad. And I'm a courier so I travel a lot. And travel with a hangover is shit

A shitty place. It doesn't pay the effort coming here. Last week we stole German's TVs. Haha

:3

Just a manga. She's kinda underground

What are you up to?

I'm fairly vanilla, aside for being a faggot

Take the food and go

...

Ah well, you got me, I'm actually the biggest drunk around

I mean, if you asked off and they forgot, it's their own fault~
But I'm sure they wouldn't take it, poor you..

Alright, I'll be sure to wake up early then

Of course not!
But I feel like I should've played with you guys more often

Do you travel across the country? That's pretty fucking cool in my opinion

We're going to a restaurant.

Imma get drunk at least.

Some times I go to others countries. But it's fucking tiring and it have it's moments of danger too

I cringed writing that out.

Claim
So hows your guy's mornjng so far

My hero

>morning

>

>be an unarmed guard
Dear god no.

>I can actually understand masochism
I'm a masochist, it's very simple to understand

Fair enough, south america seems like a shithole to be honest.

Atleast you admit it to yourself.

Was pretty cringeworthy.
But I'm into pain, physical and emotional.

so really that would only effect my penis in this situation.

Go for it!

And we cringed reading it

Potentially full of infidel type activities

Get any cool swag?


Playing DnD

Check em
Dubs dont lie. Sounds pretty fun

That's a shame, she a cute. Then again, maybe it's for the best. Sometimes anime's aren't an improvement to the series

Someone's gotta be the norm, yea?

Plently of time to play with us in the future

Clearly morning
Good day flustered user

>I'm a masochist, it's very simple to understand
Cannibalistic tendencies intensify
I'm more of a sadist, but not a very passionate one. As I explained, I understand masochism

So you would have a semi right now?
Yeah....
I'm done with heroics for today.

waifu of the century

I liked that tsundere thing about her eventho I didn't knew what a tsundere was back then
>best magical girl
she is just the best girl of that season

Sweet!
I don't doubt any of the things you said, it must be
Do you like your job?

I'd skip work if I were you, you even wrote it down! It's their own fucking fault

Yup

Alright!

Please don't cyber bully me.

What is she from???

Yeah I did! I got a ton of shit I should just take a pic and post it later when im not dying here

Its aright, you still get my love

Mimi! Miss the ol digimon
You know whats up

she was way better originally than she was with the pink hair

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>That would only effect my penis

L E W D

So, want to join me in shouting heretical things?

Guess so

Then why did you write it?

Sweet! Any cool cosplays?

Yeah, I miss that too

>you'd have a semi
Maybe even a little more if you insulted me.

tsundere-girls are best girls

I bet you drink whiskey, probably like a scotch specifically

youtube.com/watch?v=7-w2rw1HPHI
How can this not be great?
I would carry her around the whole time even when she didn't used explosion
I like your taste

forgot to reply to you, sorry

I don't actively seek out sadists, I'm a pretty passive masochist.
I just like a little bit of pain every now and then.
I also like being insulted.

>a lot

May be lewd but it's the truth

the lewd truth

It is a shithole

Yeah

Nothing against

Kyou no Yuiko-san (today's Yuiko)

Nah I'll pass.

Do you stalk me or something?
Or I just forgot that I actually told you a few weeks ago

Alright

Thats true. Not sure what the writers gained from sonething like that
Sachi from grisaia?
After tea, id be more than happy to
Thank you! You got pretty good taste in waifu material

Best type moon claimed.

Super early thread

You pervert!
Is this helping?

I never said lewd was bad.

Lewd can be good

THERE IS NO GOD! DAWKINS WAS RIGHT! EUPHORIA! VAPING IS COOL, AND SO ARE FEDORAS! FUCK BITCHES FOR PUTTING ME IN THE FRIEND ZONE!

And that was more than enough

But I don't think I can keep up with this job for a long time. It's to tiring

>Lewd can be good

Seconded.

Uhhh yeah I only got like 3 pictures but I mean they were 3 really good pictures!

Thank you! I will check it out looks cute

It's bedtime for me, I've been staring at a screen for too long and my eyes are beginning to hurt.
Night Rikka.

Fair enough, not my fault you stumbled onto my fetish megumin.

Just a lucky guess.
Most alcoholics are either whiskey drinkers or vodka drinkers.

Scotch has a certain flavor to it, but it's more expensive, atleast good scotch is
and if you drink bad scotch you're an abomination

>you pervert, is this helping
Yes, actually.

Lewd most of the time is very good.

>it is a shithole
noted. I'll vacation to somewhere else then, maybe Hawaii

yep
:o
roll

Then you don't wanna do nothing?

Goodnight cutie!

Thirded (If thats even a word)
Hello kohai.
>CHRISTIANITY IS THE DEFINITION OF A SHEEP HERD
>9/11 NEVER HAPPENED, IT WAS AN ILLUSION AYY LMAOS PUT IN OUR HEADS
>ISIS DID NOTHING WRONG
Friendzone? Did something happen friend?

Chile and Argentina aren't that bad tho. And Argentina is broke so their currency is like the Japanese one.

>passive masochist.
Guess I'm a passive sadist then
>I also like being insulted.
This leaves me blue. I don't care what anyone tells me, words and insults just kinda bounce off me. What is it you like so much about it

Our sorcerer may have angered an owlbear or two

Still can't roll for shit

Many times it can

Who were they cosplaying?

Did you cosplay anyone?
No, just trying to be spergy

I bet it is, how perverted do you have to be for a random stranger on Sup Forums like me to turn you on?

Night!

Jinx

Ah well, are planning to quit soon?

Fair enough
I drink mostly scotch, my favorite so far Lagavulin

blake claimalamadingdong.
whats up guys.

Not now but in a close future. When I finish college I will take the test to be a diplomat agent. So I won't have time

Hello Blake
>Why does everyone except me have actual nekos
Good to see you again. How are things

I'd rather work for money, if I did nothing and got paid for it, then it would make me feel like i'd never really be relaxing

I'd go to argentina for the food, chile for the sights

It's just something about the insult, like, someone is trying to hurt me, or get to me.

I like it.
I like pain.

I never said I wasn't a pervert, if you look up further in the thread I said myself that i am very sexually depraved.

>but please continue treating me like this because it does turn me on. and I wasn't expecting it this early in the morning

Good choice, you should give Talisker 18 a try.

blake IS a neko. anyway, im tired af, stayed up all last night watching movies, and talking to you guys. apparently we are from all different time zones because people are going to bed now.

Mizore is mineeeee

I don't have a neko version either

It's pretty easy to go now

Hello there ruby
Or Blake, whichever you prefer
Would you consider that sort of pain as a form of fetish? Or just something you are passively into?
Hello mizore. How are you?

Claimed, desu~

Not much, you?

I don't have any neckos either

>Mfw

So you are just begging for it now? Can't even control yourself? You are just like a dog in heat!

Seems like we are lewd today, so a great time for you to join

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kuudere best dere

faggot

I got a really good looking nonon, D. Va, and Eliza from Skulgirls. I wanted to take more but I was in a hurry to look at everything.

call me blake fag.
thats what everyone does lmao.

Alright, good luck then

I'll try it if I can find it


Alright, gotta leave now, I'll see you all later today

I'm dead on the inside