Why are you fat and single?

Why are you fat and single?

I'm not fat, single yes

People who lift weights are compensating for small peepee's

You have flabs homie, plus nice bubble gut.

then why you took steroids.?

lol, a faggot with an iphone

I am fat and double....chinned

I'm slim and single. I like the freedom.

Not fat, but am single

Im fat because Im single.
Im single because Im fat.

Because I'm fat.

But what came first?

so you're saying if you were not single you would somehow become thin? how about you stop being a lazy fuck and do something about your shit life.

Not fat, have gf. Life is good

Because I'd rather have a healthy heart and liver, and be average sized than die of fucking steroids like that guy.

> why fat
Cos I fucking love food and fucking hate exercise

> why single
Cos I have fucking problems like fucking fuck and tend to turn in to a fucking psycho in a relationship.

not single, not fat

wish i was single and had the balls to make it so

damn OP picture is hot as shit.
I'm not fat but single, working towards that goals af long lasting marriage.
I watch too many romance movies.

>die of fucking steroids
obviously you don't know what you're talking about.

That's not what a bubble gut looks like.

if that is op impressiv physic how does op train forearm ?

You're black.

>leave now.

Yeah I do you fucktwit. Steroids enlarges the heart, which is a muscle. How do you think people die from that shit?

abuse. if taken correctly there is absolutely no detrimental physical effects.

Because you only live once.

i'm fat and single. but i also have a 9 inch penis, so i fuck about 10 different women a month. i could be fucking more but it's a bit of a bore.

> cos I can't afford more than 10 hookers a month

Fixed it for you.

Because I'm lazy, unmotivated, and likely eat too much.

Because I can't seem to lose this goddamn fat, it stays thick. Sure, past couple of months I've had a nightmare of a schedule so my eating habits have been shit, but even though I cycle around every day and hit the gym 3 times a week, try to stay away from fatty things, barely drink soda, almost never eat sweets, drink only once a month, I can't seem to loose it. I've been living like this for a couple of years now, sometimes I lose a bit of weight but it always come back.

It's most likely because of my very irregular eating habits due to my day to day schedule. Sometimes I eat too much, sometimes not enough though I don't know which is it generally.

At least I'm not single.

>barely drink soda, almost never eat sweets, drink only once a month
>I can't seem to loose it.
Eat less fatty

fuck that, I would rather look like myself which is normal.

You are literally too stupid to insult