ITT: we make assumptions and judge each other based on our first names
My name is Harrison
ITT: we make assumptions and judge each other based on our first names
My name is Harrison
You would look good with muttonchops.
Thomas.
Trains
You read a lot
You're a shark person.
...
True.
You put ketchup on everything
Billy
Chad
You fucked your niece at least once.
Lucas
>Not going by superior William
You're under 20
your father was a fan of indiana jones when you were born
your dad is rich
Tobias
you had long hair atleast once in your life
Matija
I think my parents did get the name from Harrison Ford tbhwyf
Let's see what people come up with.
Willow
Søren
You're into witch craft and bdsm
Billy the kid ftw
Balding with glasses from norway
Timo
Fuck.
Have long hair atm, at least below the shoulders.
You're right user
Justin
Amy
Very plain name.
You're secrelty a black man on the inside.
You own a hydraulic press and make youtube videos.
Jonny
You wear glasses and are weird.
German, you like racing
Leo. Friends nickname me Prophet.
Sounds like a scientist name, probably a smart person but lowkey a pothead or a drug vendor.
Choo chooal aboard to Auschwitz
Marrying his cousin as we speak
A jock (this is 4chin let's be realistic here)
Somone best friend that is always trying dumb shit that turns out to be fun, and tries to drag said "person" into it
A stereotypical video game hacker name.
You watch anime I'm guessing.
I ja sam Matija krv ti jebem, odakle si
You're secretly a red tailed hawk.
Steve
My name is Seth
German is correct
racing... if bikes count then yes, i'm literally unable to go slow on my bike
very fat
I'm 18, lots of hair, lost my glasses a little over a month ago and i'm a proud dane
beograd
You own at least one sports car
Tamàs(Thomas)
Edgy kid at the back of class..
Tom
David
My name is David
>inb4 im a jew
your a let down and a weeb who is struggling to get out of your parents house
lyric
Jews
George
Good guesses
Nikolai
Mine is Marc
FML you just posted right before me
You must be a cool user only posting high quality content
Jonah
The monkey from that cartoon
Xavier
Hey Thomas, I'm Tomas.
My name is op
An Italian immigrant with a crotch-rocket motorbike.
Only the best, highest quality content comes from Davids.
faggot
You are a pretty cool guy
Arno
You must be a fag then.
You wish your name was Noah
I suppose you wear adidas right?
Im called Daniel
You are a mighty bundle of sticks
You like to go bowling?
Beaner detected
Youri
You like Football, your penis is average sized, you are a cuck, and you once let a girlfriend fuck the shit out of you with a strap on, you are kinda traumatized by that and never want to experience that again.
You're fat, you hate a lot of women, you have somewhat of a chode, you like Star Wars, and
you sometimes wonder what it would be like to live underwater.
Your skin is a little bit brown and you're not sure why, you had a frog named Pdiddy and he died after you tried fucking him, you have never been able to date a girl you actually like, your penis is curved to the right, and your sister hates you.
You suck at life and a lot of people hate you but you keep telling yourself that you are actually pretty cool... but that doesn't stop you from having confidence issues. You once came on a sleeping girl and you feel slightly bad about it, but at the same time you feel like you got revenge because of how much of a beta you are.
You are a faggot, you're parents are hippies, and you tried sucking dick once and are surprised people somehow know about this... but they do because you are a huge faggot.
You are actually a really cool dude. You don't have a lot to say, but when you do it's makes everyone want to rock out a bit, your sister looks a little bit like Elvis and you don't know why.
You're just in.
You are a girl, you have tits, and your mom hates you. You could care less, but you wish your dad spent more time with you even though you question the decisions he makes a lot.
You're angry Jonny. Very angry and women constantly joke about blowing you, but you can't help but think that they are making a joke about killing you at the same time.
My name is Forrest and I came out before the movie Forrest Gump.
You must be hungarian
...
I assume you're faggot.
Lorene
Brad
you were the first man in space
steadfast, dependable and ambitious.
You like to go to space if im not mistaken
Nicholas
cosmo
wtf
you have been a twitch streamer before and now became a trap named narcissa
you lead the continental army
James
>it's he's right
You're a never-nude.
You're really boring but you still try to be relatable.
Ryan
Sebastian
You're like 45 years old, your parents were hippies, you drive a 90s sedan and you live in the midwestern USA
Jay
Nice grammar moron.
>You are a girl, you have tits, and your mom hates you. You could care less, but you wish your dad spent more time with you even though you question the decisions he makes a lot.
Wrong about Mum, but my dad is pretty absent and drinks too much. Are you made of magic?
You are a twig, play guitar, have self esteem issues, and an unquentiable thirst for sex
Travis
Michael
You're one hell of a butler
Alex
Are you a fucking wizard
Some of my fellows compatriots do. But I don't.
I went bowling only a couple of times in my entire life lol.
kek
craig
>not a jew
Edward.
You are fat, drink to much, a womaniser, and a sociopath. Plenty of people like you but you hate everybody and surrond yourself with plebs and people who are lost in life and take advantage of them
always a 3rd wheel
Artem
You sparkle like the faggot you are
Jeff
Yes, but it's not grammar magic as this likes to point out.
I didn't know that stingrays have names.