ITT: we make assumptions and judge each other based on our first names

ITT: we make assumptions and judge each other based on our first names

My name is Harrison

You would look good with muttonchops.

Thomas.

Trains

You read a lot

You're a shark person.

...

True.

You put ketchup on everything

Billy

Chad

You fucked your niece at least once.

Lucas

>Not going by superior William
You're under 20

your father was a fan of indiana jones when you were born

your dad is rich

Tobias

you had long hair atleast once in your life

Matija

I think my parents did get the name from Harrison Ford tbhwyf

Let's see what people come up with.
Willow

Søren

You're into witch craft and bdsm

Billy the kid ftw

Balding with glasses from norway

Timo

Fuck.
Have long hair atm, at least below the shoulders.
You're right user

Justin

Amy

Very plain name.

You're secrelty a black man on the inside.

You own a hydraulic press and make youtube videos.

Jonny

You wear glasses and are weird.

German, you like racing

Leo. Friends nickname me Prophet.
Sounds like a scientist name, probably a smart person but lowkey a pothead or a drug vendor.
Choo chooal aboard to Auschwitz
Marrying his cousin as we speak
A jock (this is 4chin let's be realistic here)
Somone best friend that is always trying dumb shit that turns out to be fun, and tries to drag said "person" into it
A stereotypical video game hacker name.
You watch anime I'm guessing.

I ja sam Matija krv ti jebem, odakle si

You're secretly a red tailed hawk.

Steve

My name is Seth

German is correct
racing... if bikes count then yes, i'm literally unable to go slow on my bike

very fat

I'm 18, lots of hair, lost my glasses a little over a month ago and i'm a proud dane

beograd

You own at least one sports car

Tamàs(Thomas)

Edgy kid at the back of class..


Tom

David

My name is David

>inb4 im a jew

your a let down and a weeb who is struggling to get out of your parents house

lyric

Jews

George

Good guesses

Nikolai

Mine is Marc

FML you just posted right before me

You must be a cool user only posting high quality content

Jonah

The monkey from that cartoon

Xavier

Hey Thomas, I'm Tomas.

My name is op

An Italian immigrant with a crotch-rocket motorbike.

Only the best, highest quality content comes from Davids.

faggot

You are a pretty cool guy

Arno

You must be a fag then.

You wish your name was Noah

I suppose you wear adidas right?

Im called Daniel

You are a mighty bundle of sticks

You like to go bowling?

Beaner detected

Youri

You like Football, your penis is average sized, you are a cuck, and you once let a girlfriend fuck the shit out of you with a strap on, you are kinda traumatized by that and never want to experience that again.

You're fat, you hate a lot of women, you have somewhat of a chode, you like Star Wars, and
you sometimes wonder what it would be like to live underwater.

Your skin is a little bit brown and you're not sure why, you had a frog named Pdiddy and he died after you tried fucking him, you have never been able to date a girl you actually like, your penis is curved to the right, and your sister hates you.

You suck at life and a lot of people hate you but you keep telling yourself that you are actually pretty cool... but that doesn't stop you from having confidence issues. You once came on a sleeping girl and you feel slightly bad about it, but at the same time you feel like you got revenge because of how much of a beta you are.

You are a faggot, you're parents are hippies, and you tried sucking dick once and are surprised people somehow know about this... but they do because you are a huge faggot.

You are actually a really cool dude. You don't have a lot to say, but when you do it's makes everyone want to rock out a bit, your sister looks a little bit like Elvis and you don't know why.

You're just in.

You are a girl, you have tits, and your mom hates you. You could care less, but you wish your dad spent more time with you even though you question the decisions he makes a lot.

You're angry Jonny. Very angry and women constantly joke about blowing you, but you can't help but think that they are making a joke about killing you at the same time.

My name is Forrest and I came out before the movie Forrest Gump.

You must be hungarian

...

I assume you're faggot.

Lorene

Brad

you were the first man in space

steadfast, dependable and ambitious.

You like to go to space if im not mistaken

Nicholas

cosmo

wtf

you have been a twitch streamer before and now became a trap named narcissa

you lead the continental army

James

>it's he's right

You're a never-nude.

You're really boring but you still try to be relatable.

Ryan

Sebastian

You're like 45 years old, your parents were hippies, you drive a 90s sedan and you live in the midwestern USA

Jay

Nice grammar moron.

>You are a girl, you have tits, and your mom hates you. You could care less, but you wish your dad spent more time with you even though you question the decisions he makes a lot.
Wrong about Mum, but my dad is pretty absent and drinks too much. Are you made of magic?

You are a twig, play guitar, have self esteem issues, and an unquentiable thirst for sex

Travis

Michael

You're one hell of a butler

Alex

Are you a fucking wizard

Some of my fellows compatriots do. But I don't.
I went bowling only a couple of times in my entire life lol.
kek

craig
>not a jew

Edward.

You are fat, drink to much, a womaniser, and a sociopath. Plenty of people like you but you hate everybody and surrond yourself with plebs and people who are lost in life and take advantage of them

always a 3rd wheel

Artem

You sparkle like the faggot you are

Jeff

Yes, but it's not grammar magic as this likes to point out.

I didn't know that stingrays have names.