Why do Germans dig holes in beaches?

Why do Germans dig holes in beaches?

Autism.

to go to australia

hopefully to bury their white guilt

Kek

Fortify against amphibious assaults

Digging to Nippon to get our waifus and to get away from German women.
Also for the glory of the prophet.
Not to forget to create a defensible position in case of surprise attacks.

To remember the good old times when they met with the french at Verdun

Wow i didn't know kids in Europe when on the beach are so degenerate

KEK
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

You don't feel the urge?

also nostalgia. South european beaches are the best beaches.

t. beach eggspurt

You are degenerate, the country is so full of pedos that parents have to put the top on their toddlers

Small children do not need a bra. Covering up is just being a prude when it comes to this.

DIOS MIO, NO PUEDO + JAJAJAJAJAJ

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they tap into their inner German Shepard

Germans are just digging their own grave at this point
Um no excuse you
They just want kids to dress well at the beach

MODS MODS MODS

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>germans are so out of place on beaches they can't survive on them, the habitat is too different
you cannot make this up

delet

Evolution.

Germans dug so many trenches during WW1 that they developed the urge to dig at beaches at all times. Once again proves Darwin's theory.

Instinctual urges to defend against predatory American landing boats

bunkers

It's like an impulse when a beaver hears running water.

the tradition is way older than ww1 though

foreigners just dont get it

good way to enjoy a beach, these old folks.
but, why? where is the fun on that?

I read here on Sup Forums that since they can dig on their houses because of WW2 bombs they do it on the beaches

digging is FUN :-)

I found a postcard from 1915, kek

Someone post the pasta, I haven't seen it in ages

Everyone does this at beaches but mainly kids because beaches are fucking boring

LOL look at the fucking size of that hole.

Photoshop a pedophile into the background of Murrica, and remove the clothes from the German girl, and it's accurate

It's a habit from their own very windy beaches

i'm in agony to see this picture.
those people
>with those clothes
>digging for "fun"
>not swimming
>sitting in those weird things
>>>>>in a fucking beach!!!!

i know its a old picture, but still...

in brazil beach fun means murder

This

Never understood the appeal of a fucking beach. You sit out in the sun, usually getting sweaty, there's nothing to do but sit there, you get sand in absolutely everything. And it's boring as fuck.
Yet people act like it's the greatest thing in the world

Lots of things to do when at the beach, buddy.
Swimming, tanning, playing volleyball, sightseeing (assuming it's a nice beach)
Disgusting to be honest, and too far

just in Rio's.
i don't go there.

80% chance these posts were made by a t*rk

They only find wörk fun.

40% chance this post was made by a Hispanic or Black

You can't do nothing at the beach. Therefore you dig holes or rather build things out of sand.

>His country has shit beaches
>His country doesn't allow drinking at beaches
>He doesn't swim and play volleyball at the beach

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Meant for

t. armenian scum

It's usually a time to relax and the sea's breeze is nice
People can play and have fun there somehow anyway

>Be German at the beach
>Have cultural flashback to beach slaughter
>Literally start digging my own grave

You can't make this up

wheres that pic of a kid with a shovel in each hand?

Back when I was a kid I had the german kids dig holes on the Italian beach, so I'd have material to build a castle.

It's just like when you're a kid and you build a sandcastle and dig a moat. Germans just don't have the sand castle part.

>cultural flashback

Eternal Habsburg strikes again

You could go in the water?

That too of course. But if you have had enough of swimming you can't just sit there. That would be inactivity!

wörk

forgot pic

Theyre looking for their dignity