>See qtπ girl listening to Nirvana at college
>Walk up to her
>"So you like Kurt Cobain huh?"
>"Yes, he's brilliant!" she responds, clearly excited
>Decide to engage her in an intelligent musical discussion
>"Did you know that he killed himself because he hadn't any talent?"
>"E-excuse me?" (she is clearly impressed by my expertise)
>"He can't write, he can't think; there's no discernible talent"
>"Ooo-kay..." she says and turns back to her iPod
>I tear it from her hands and launch it across the room with all my strength
>"Why don't you listen to some real music instead?"
>"What the hell!?"
>"I recommend Bowwie. Now there's a man's man"
>"I don't like Bowie!"
>"Bowwie," I correct her. "It has two w's"
>She collects her iPod from where it lies three metres away and storms off, completely defeated by my insoluble logic
>I open my laptop
>That feel when no gf
See qtπ girl listening to Nirvana at college
A Confederacy of Dunces should be manditory reading before you're allowed to post on Sup Forums.
wish I had a gf.. god I hate women :(
Love this thread.
do you go to............................
MEME SCHOOL?????????????
>Calls himself a Bowie fan
>is attracted to women
Real Bowie fans fuck traps
>"Bowwie," I correct her. "It has two w's"
lmao
uhuh that's great
does anyone have any authentic green text stories to post
90% of bowie's musical ideas were shit
kek nice
>Day after day, they take my friends away starts playing
The name of that song is 'All the Madmen'.
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thanks. you made a difference.
Fuck you and your wrong opinions.
I disagree with you
>bowie
>good
he's shit, and the only reason why nobody gets flake for liking him is because he's "classic"
the man who fell to earth was a good movie by the way
At least you have good taste in movies, user.
If you aren't lying... Then you are seriously fucked up
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>See user posting on Sup Forums.
>Hit quick reply.
>"So, you like making posts huh?"
>"Yes, it's brilliant!" he responds, clearly excited.
>Decide to engage him in an intelligent discussion
>"Did you know that kys because you're a shitposter?"
>"E-excuse me?" (he is clearly impressed by my expertise)
>"You can't write, you can't think; there's no discernible talent"
>"Ooo-kay..." he says and posts somewhere else.
>I sage the thread and make reference to a book only I have heard of.
>"Why don't you make some real posts instead?"
>"What the hell!?"
>"I recommend mango. Now there's a man's board."
>"I don't like manga!"
>"Mango," I correct her. "Like the fruit."
>He storms off, completely defeated by my insoluble logic
>I open my laptop
>That feel when no gf
kek
underrated
>helicopter flies overhead
>it ain't me starts playing
This is pretty funny but in all fairness Confederacy of Dunces is a pretty well known book.
>"Mango," I correct her. "Like the fruit."
>He storms off, completely defeated by my insoluble logic
>her
>He
Lol so true
>I sage the thread and make reference to a book only I have heard of
>Confederacy of Dunces
user...