Hey Sup Forums. I've been having a lot of bad luck in my life lately, and it just got worse. On Wednesday I was riding my bike to work, and apparently this idiot didn't see me and wrecked his car into me and sped off. Never caught the guy. My ankle is all fucked up and I might have to get surgery. I haven't been able to work since (I'm a waiter) and the doc isn't clearing me to return for at least two weeks. I'm probably going to be replaced by someone else. Shit sucks.
The reason I'm posting here is this: I need your help Sup Forums. My fridge is empty and I can't walk to the grocery and I haven't eaten since yesterday. Is there a Sup Forumsro out there that could help out a fellow user by ordering me a pizza? I would be infinitely grateful. I wasn't able to cash my check, and banks are going to be closed til Tuesday.
Email me at [email protected] if you can help out a Sup Forumsro. Thanks guys.
why would you drive a bike to work? can you not afford a truck?
Tyler Parker
That sucks OP. Wish I could help you out. Get well soon.
Grayson Harris
If I could afford a car, I probably wouldn't be asking for a pizza on Sup Forums right now :(
William Nguyen
I swear to God I'd help you out if I wasn't broke. Hope someone helps you... Stay strong dude.
Parker Long
Thanks guys. Your thoughts are appreciated.
Owen Hall
Don't 404 on me this soon..
Matthew Thomas
bumping for someone with pizza money for OP
Christopher Walker
You must be in a really shit position to beg for pizza on Sup Forums, do you have any family or friends?
Dominic Jenkins
how am i supposed to give you money over the Internet? where do you live?
Matthew Rogers
Parents are on a cruise. I haven't been able to get in touch with them today. As for my friends, I dunno I just would feel weird asking. I don't want them to know how poor I am right now.
I know this sounds desperate but I'm so hungry and the pain meds on an empty stomach are hell on my stomach.
James Edwards
post feet
Evan Miller
maybe we could do a little trading
Brayden Hernandez
Why don't you try begging your parents or extended family? It's just a pizza, right? Surely they'd be more likely to help than a bunch of degenerates on Sup Forums.
Samuel Harris
I just ordered a pizza OP. Yum yum how does it look
Zachary Fisher
the only thing i can give to you is a steam game worth 1$
Justin Scott
I kinda did, I'm pretty fucked up on pain meds and don't want to have to mess with my boot.
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What do you want
I don't have any relatives in town. I called a few but they are flaky. I don't see that happening.
Christopher King
That looks fucking delicious. Are you just rubbing it in or do you want to order me one?
Blake Richardson
Thanks user. Wish I could eat a $1 steam game though!
Samuel Stewart
I have to stop looking at this picture.
James Evans
Bump for OP
Jace Anderson
Dude swallow your fucking pride. Ask your friends.
Jayden Morales
I am asking my friends. I have faith in Sup Forums
Carter Rivera
bump
Kayden Thompson
Well I got one email, but I'm not getting a reply back. It's a start though.
Josiah Taylor
If your parents can afford to go ona cruise then they can afford to wire you some money, that's even if your story is true which I really don't believe.
What if someone pretends to want your address to send pizza but actually SWATS you?
Alexander Jones
Holy shit OP. what the shit is this?
Parker Howard
Kek9000
Julian Moore
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ they are on a cruise man, I don't know what to say. I got hit after they left and they will be back Tuesday.
I dunno man, I'm desperate enough to ask here, I hope no one takes advantage of me and makes my situation even worse. I have faith that there is someone willing to perform a random act of kindness out there today on Sup Forums
Jace Parker
Pain meds eh??? Sounds like were in bidnuss. Im about to make you a wealthy man.
Dylan Carter
Haha that's a random name I made up, pretty funny though.
Ian Allen
It gets better. Of the 11 friends on Fb, 7 are the same guy.
Ian Bennett
Strange
Benjamin Clark
He must be..
Tyler Clark
I've used this email to communicate on Sup Forums before. The Facebook looks like a troll account, he probably browses Sup Forums. Probably snapped up the name on my email.
Alexander Lee
>mfw Horace Borris
Ryan Nguyen
Definitely a Sup Forums troll account.
Liam Thomas
This is now a cringe thread
Anthony Hernandez
That's definitely a troll account, are you dumb
Aiden Watson
That's so fucked up lol
Noah Clark
Heres some OC tits for Sup Forums. I got a few for y'all. If you want to send me a pizza in return, I'd be okay with that!
I was thinking about helping you cause I felt bad, but nope. If you can get girls to send you tits, you should be able to get food. You're on your own.
Pic related: money I won't spend on you
Leo Bennett
Okay.
Dylan Williams
You don't like tits or something?
Thomas Wood
maybe you want to spend that money on me then? order me drugs from silkroad and i will do anything you tell me to.
Ian Hall
Why don't you go fuck yourself and I'll consider it.