Hey user, why don't you have a gf?

Hey user, why don't you have a gf?

Cause my cousin said "it's not natural !"... fucking bitch

The funeral home told me to never come back

Because I live in the Islamic State and they chopped of both my hands for public indecency.

Because I'm a fucking faggot

looks like a bro that dressed like a chic for a facebook pic or something. Need more pics to confirm reality.

no way?

Its not OP retard

Shorten: I have a crush on someone for over a year now, found out she likes me aswell but she is bi and have a gf for almost 5 years now.
When I confessed her she kissed me in the rain.. man I'll never forget that, but I have to accept that I have no place in her life since the other girl makes her happy.

I thought the same... is this really HIM?

Cause she left me for my friend. Stupid bitch.

Take a good, hard look at me, and you'll answer your own question.

im a Sup Forums fag and i upset most of the girls i try to pull cuz i have an innate desire to hurt and abuse them.... i think they pick up on that very quickly.

Im too truthfull and i need to start lieing my tits off

fucking kek

Mfw even he has a gf and I don't

too busy doing cocaine.

They just photoshopped his face in OP's picture. Both picture have the same facial expression too...

no one is good enough

too ugly and i dont know any girls

doing cocaine you are mad what a rebel no wonder the ladies can't keep up with you

bruh I have the same knife except the holes on the blade

I push it to them then get my dick sucked, who needs a gf when I can grab a random every weekend.

Hae some dirty keyboard speed.

because my mom won't unlock my chastity cage

Because they are all locked in my freezer

A long history of depression starting from my early teenage years.

then is not the same knife. fucking retards..

>enjoy no love forever
>enjoy being tired of sex soon

Because I'm a PC gamer and the only thing I care about in this world is the resolution of shadows in videogames.

bruh I have the same knife except it's different

becuase no one loves me

tired of sex... you mad?

gys

CS:GO thread dubs names the Knife

same

I have one. She's right here with my little one. How did I do? She's got 9 years on me though fam

Tits seem good... those teeth doe.

Does she eat carrots through a chain link fence?

holy fuck you're doomed if you can't tell it's a shop.

Tits are fake. And her teeth are all done now.

The teeth arent terrible... dont get me wrong; it wouldnt be a deal breaker.

Any nudes youll share? She looks like a fuck machine.

I lose interest in talking to them after 5 min

Damn she is so fine. I like the little dresses you make her wear.

I am not interested in sex stuff

He's cuddling with his mom, asshats.

Fake. He doesn't look like that anymore

she doesn't look 9 yet to me.

post pics of his wife, i want to see what kind of girl a neckbeard like that can get.

Sorry bro just checked my phone I don't have shit. She got some on her phone but I'm out atm.

Here's one before boob job

No drugs, money or video production equipment.

The downside is she's crazy as hell with 5 DUIs. Currently in jail for cocaine.

Ah well... the tits came out nice. Well worth it.

She once threw a lamp at me for not taking her to buy crack .

kek

Somehow, this pic makes that believable.

dont know why, the nails are a major turn off

>fake tits
>Joisey Shoah tan

She's your future ex.

And you bred with that slag. Most men are one blow job away from slavery.

Got dumped.

I do.

True. Is it better to be alone or with someone who has issues?

Here's one with house arrest bracelet .

You may have answered this but how old?

Had one, didn't like my pussy eating fetish - got rid and now eat pussy of strangers.

She's 40 now. Me 31

I chose alone. 11 years later I still don't regret my choice.

Not bad at all for 40
I'm jelly user. 44 milf I'm fucking in pic related.

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>Is it better to be alone or with someone who has issues?

Alone.
If you're not happy by yourself you're in bad company.

Underrated kek

Tell that to all the people in the neverending feels threads or lonely forever threads

everyone can have one
it's all about if you're willing to fuck a baboon or have some standard

You sound like someone who white knights a dubs says thread

Because i have all these trips

cuz all girls are bitches

I do

I did but she dieded :(

Dude, she looks like Dracula

i do. get fucked fat lazy neckbeards.

Because I don't want one.