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FUCK OFF DORNE edition

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Northmen are fucking pricks desu. I thought they all despised Boltons?

How do they fucking rule, they have no claim to Dorne.
A fucking lowborn whore and 3 kinslaying bastards.

Let's hope Darkstar will come in the night and save us from them.

How will Kevan be killed off in ze show?

When will we see Smee in action against the Kingslayer?

It will all be part of an epic ruse
>The Northmen presents Rickon to Ramsey
>He is about kill him
>Suddendly stab in the back by Karstark or something
>All the northmen bows to Rickon

They will build it up like all the northmen have betrayed the Starks since everyone expects the edgy route and then have a twist

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Smee will only move as CIA commands him, currently he is infiltrating the sept

thanks for creating these threads it makes Sup Forums a nice play for a redditor like me :)

fuck olly hehe

Is it bad that I came to Sup Forums just to see the fallout from *FART*

The only good stuff in the new season are the Tommen scenes.

Hate all you want, this was a great fucking episode

Umbers are up to sometink?

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>literally giving your enemy leverage over you

Yeah nah.

Shouldn't Tommen also be demanding to see his wife?

This will happens and it's fucking retarded because there will be no point in handing Rickon to Ramsay.

>people think Rickon agreed to kill his direwolf to ruse Ramsey

We already know what will happen and that's not it. The summary of the entire battle has been leaked for some time and every new episode makes it look more and more legit.

>Implying DnD are capable of writing anything like this

who?

There are literally no waifu's left except Melly now. Where did it all go wrong?

He learned how to masturbate

I think to some extent we all did.

Tommen is dumb cunt

clarke is so fucking hot since she put on weight

Consider completely staying at Reddit. There you can all suck D&D cock all you want and no "haters" to spoil your fun.

10/10 casting

people aren't sure whether shaggydogs small head is d&d being hacks as usual, or part of the ruse

>Rickon wargs shaggy who was sneaked in by Umbers
>bites Ramsays face off

pls happen

Reminder that Margaery will pick Jaime as her champion

What is it then

nice meme

The old maester guy will probably fart on him xD

So, why doesn't Ramsay just kill Rickon where he stands? His very existence endangers his claim to the North, it's why he killed his baby brother.

Come on, Bran! In a dream?

Why would the Umbers give Ramsay the real Rickon if it was a conspiracy?
Ramsays most logical action is to kill him on the spot, if anything he tortures and cuts Rickon and cuts his dick off, not what you would want to happen as Stark loyalist.

Just deliver him some random boy and Shaggy/fake Shaggy.

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How come the kingsguard was acting under orders of Rhaegar. Shoudnt they all be at Aerys' side?

FUCK OUTTA HERE

FUCKING CONFIRMED GET HYPE

JAIME FUCKING LANNISTER? THE GREATEST SWORDSMAN WHO EVER LIVED DIDN'T HAVE A HAND?

which is?

if you like it on Reddit why come here? Why do muslims who hate democracy and freedom want to come to western nations and shit the bed here?

Rickon might still be useful as some sort of leverage, idk

>Wants Bran to learn everything
>Doesn't let Bran learn what happened in the Tower even though it's super important
Wut?

>Melly Revives Jon
>Davos: LOL GTFO MELLY.
Not even a thank you.

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bad pussi dabid

i did the same

we share the shame.

*farts*

Rickon's got childbearing hips and he needs a Stark for control of the North.

which of the night's watch traitors do you think popped an erection from erotic asphyxiation?

i'd put money on it being othell yarwick to be honest

Osha is still in the same clothes as in season 1?

yet they cannot keep Shaggodogs head consistent?

Why would he?

Nigga do you even listen? If he becomes too attached to the past, he won't be able to come back.

Even if she revived John, she was still kinda responsible for the whole Stannis suicide march disaster, so I guess it evens out

kek

*gains weight*

I tried, shits hard.
I don't use it, on a new hd while my new pc gets built, but I'll take it off the taskbar if it will make you happy
Noted

But how are you supposed to learn "everything" without knowing the past?

Stay on fucking Reddit. Don't come back.

Ramsay will shoot Rickon with a bow at the battlefield. Umbers remain loyal to Ramsay. Jon and his forces will be about to lose, just before Littlefinger arrives with the Vale army. Ramsay will flee and Jon will kill him in Winterfell.

don't mind this post, i got my memes mixed up

(farts) was the best thing to happen to the show in ages, senpai.

This would actually be the logical solution but cleganebowl is so memed that it wont happen.

samefagging this hard

He has to see parts, then think on them in perspective, then continue. If he followed everything at once he'd never leave.

Oh okay.

So Jon needed to be voted in (and supposedly so did Jeor) but with Edd it's just "He's the only character left with a name so fuck it."

Why not Denys Mallister?
I know the actor's dead but Denys is still alive.
Why wouldn't he be LC?

It's clearly set up that they will be back. But they can't do it on one go, because going into the past too long can fuck your shit up

Christ you're stupid

Nice.

I think that if Rickon is killed on the spot, Smalljon would kill Ramsay, he could probably kill them both

Please keep (farts) going

>Ramsay will shoot Rickon with a bow at the battlefield. Umbers remain loyal to Ramsay.
jesus fucking christ

So wait Karstark is a boy fucker now?

Did they really just make someone a peadophile to remind you they're the bad guys?

oh boy

Is Ramsay a good fighter? I can't remember.

>logical

There is nothing logical about picking a cripple for a trial match. Maybe if Jaime still had his original dominant hand

By taking it slow?

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How do you know he's LC? Maybe Jon gave him the robe so people will be more likely to vote for him.

My ex used to fart in her sleep. Juicy sounding ones too. I don't miss those one bit.

Then why kill the wolf?

Does anyone have the big character death leak for this season?

He has his shirt on so hes nerfed in that scene

was just banter I think

>play ck2
>focus on iron islands
>euron turns out to be a bit beta and has no kids
>look up his heir
>victarion is heir
>he's actually married to Danaerys

he actually did it the absolute madman

Hey guys! :)

That was a really great episode :D

I really liked the pecker joke :D

Arthur Dayne is badass :O

Varys is a really smart man ;)

Why is that old man covered in wood? :S

Please bring Daenerys back to Mereen ;.;

I hate Ollie -_-

Why can Jon quit the Night's Watch? :OOOO

Book or show?

>if Rickon is killed on the spot
>if
There's no reason for Ramsay not to

He made the fiercest warriors of the Iron Islands run away while shirtless, of course he is

i think smalljon was just being a tormund-tier macho quipper

Mee, Maiman, Dokta, Paveleer, Butto, Lee, Juan. Ofyu are gonna crash Ramsey with no survivors

Can someone explain the (farts) meme for me? what did I miss?

>Did they really just make someone a peadophile to remind you they're the bad guys
pretty much

that was so god damn lazy

reminds me of RLM talking about 'what's your number'

BY THE WAY, MY NEIGHBOUR LIKES TO FUCK DOGS *sound effects*

(farts)

Pedophiles are bad guys.

Shirtles Ramsay with double daggers, would fuck a whole khalasar.

She could have my children.

Posted the webm in the previous thread

He isn't a good fighter on his own, he needs the help of his Hounds or of twenty good men

jon didnt make him LC, he just gave him control of castle black, sort of like how alliser was in command between the death of mormont and the election of jon. there will probably be an election eventually.

some weeks ago someone greentexted episode summary. said dany gets nude, she kind of did?(body double), did anyone save the greentext?

twenty thousands dothraki screamers