What do you call this, Sup Forums?

What do you call this, Sup Forums?

tongs

burger molestors

Patty Grabbies

Grillzange

Spring-loaded tongs.

Pussy spreader

Grillklype

thrill enhancer

Crab spoons

Vagina expansion tool

Good
Maximum accuracy and precision is yours.

Bongos

That's a 12 inch narrow hand extension.

Green Arrow

An extremely risky dildo

snipper snappers

Do-It-Yourself-Abortion-Gadget

The weapon for true men.

clamper

Meaty weaty grabby wabby

A BBQ buddy

A thong

weather detector

Keks

a hand

at our house we call them pip-pop patty-ping-tongs

chop sticks

Fuckin kek

a photo