Australians store their dignity in the fridge

>Australians store their dignity in the fridge

>Aussies need to be strapped to the ground or they'll fall into the Sun

>Aussies still think Obama will win the US elections

>this page is still loading for Australians

vegemite goes funny if you leave it out

>Poles store their dignity in Russia and Germany

Happy New Year :D

you're a sweet fella, you too matey

Fuck off

you're making me blush honey

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It's fucking hot in this shithole, I don't even live in WA and my ballsack is sweating buckets. Makes me wanna go to so me cold shithole like Finland.

>shithole
this is Zion, the best country in the history of the planet and I feel no confliction saying it

KHAN'D

>Aussies just managed to post a reply for new year 2008

>1 in 3 australians will die from an emu attack

4u

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>be australian
>enjoy HAPPY NEW YEAR
>housing bubble
>games are good $50 more expensive
>tramp stamp on flag
>everything is venomous, from dogs to sisters
>mommy has a belly pouch
>ping 400+ with data cap to slow down on that supersonic 1.5 Mb/s """"Internet""""
>struggle to load up about:blank
>smear vegemite on your wooden cables to boost the signal as petrol shaman instructed
>have a Gaytime that is hard to have on your own
>celebrate National Sorry Day
>go to Canada as a girl, get drunk and frostbitten during a nap outdoors in February
>go to Bali and get burned
>be tasmanian, be inbred
>get cancer due to the lack of ozone layer
>get glassed
>get fucked by Wei Long
>get shot by Muhammad the Pinoy
>get stomped by emus
>get kicked by cassowaries
>get stung by platypus and live in horrible world of pain for months
>get bitten by spiders in your closet
>get in the water and step on a venomous sea urchin
>get stung by a 4mm jelly fish
>get curb stomped in kings cross
>get privilege checked in lelbourne
>get chlamydia from koala
>get anthrax from wombat
>get fucked by kangaroo
>get rused by NBN Co. site
>get invaded by chinks
>get bit by snake in shower
>get kids stolen by dingos
>get laughed at by two Polacks on Sup Forums
>get nuked by fucking Brits of all people
>get mocked by New Zealanders
>get outside and fall into the pit because the world literally hasn't rendered yet
>lose all wars, even against allegedly lesser beings
>huff petrol, bubble and drink cow piss from a goon sack
>2 0 1 6
>0 * * 1
>1 * * 0
>6 1 0 2

And yet we still love you

>Poles store their dignity in 2016
hmmmm...

>Australians can't enjoy the manliness of breaking an ice lake with an axe and swimming in that lake.

>australians has to post in 2016 for their internet to load and upload their post in 2017