Sup Sup Forums there's a bug that can't turn over trips decides what I do with it. Pic related

Sup Sup Forums there's a bug that can't turn over trips decides what I do with it. Pic related

Save the buggo

Eat it

Eat it

Flip it over and leave him be

Shove it up your ass hole, literally...

Accept him as one of your own, frame him on your mantel in a picture frame and call him ted.

Roll

Wrap in foil. Microwave

Fuuuuucccckkkk!!!!!!

Tha'ts a cockroach dude....My only advice is to move out of your apartment immediately and start completely over.

Roll for moving out lol

Reroll

Trips get

put the roach back in your cock OP

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tape it on your dick and tell your gf you want a blowjob

rolllllllll

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put it in a jar, put your dick in the jar, etc

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reroll

Cut open your skin to make a small pocket, then insert the bug in said pocket of flesh

W-whats a gf user?

How autistic are you?

Rolling for