HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMERICA!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMERICA!!

We gave the rest of the world the Internet, GPS, and the best porn that does not involve tentacles.

Your welcome, restoftheworldfags.

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haha fuck yea

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What's the models name?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Berners-Lee
Your overlords win again. Now get back in line you disloyal colonials.

oh im sorry i think you are a bit misinformed there buddy
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ARPANET

Hey, a lot of us over here appreciate you Brits giving us a decent start. You're pretty awesome guys!

"technical foundation of the internet" if you want to go to technical foundations en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Turing
Just accept you piggy back of the existence and advancements of your masters.

i second this , british people are pretty cool and we like most of you. we just don't actually want to be one of you.

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Britbois are naturally subservient to their American superiors.

After all we descend from those that stood up to people demanding they be on their knees while they descend from the more submissive Anglo stock. It's just evolution really.

hamburgers for all!

You descended from those that failed to make a life for themselves in Europe, the Betas. At least you are better than the aussies who descended from those we just wanted to get rid of.

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>Kissing the feet of inbred "elites" is "success" in the mind of the inferior Anglo stock

No wonder you gave back every colony. Truly weak human beings.

USA! USA! USA!

well i suppose we could take it all the way back to africa then, where the first two rocks were smacked around to make sharp edges

Can't think of a single thing you can do in the US that I can't do in the UK.

Have a gun?

But seriously guys, let's all be nice, it's a party!

Trash talk gays and migrants in public

drive for four hours directly west?

Nope, I went to university with the elites (Oxford) and unlike in the US could do so without being rich or ending up with a fuck ton of debt (to be fair I did have a lot of debt).

If I find a whales tail, I don't have to give it to the Queen.

Seriously...anyone know her name?

throw a mad wicked tea party

lol

>throw a mad wicked tea party
Why am I laughing so hard at this?

Shoot one of these.

Brush your teeth

OP Here. Model is Abigail Ratchford.

Don't be so self centered, britfags. The rest of the world can suck us off too.

Yes you can. A gun licence is very easy to get unless you are retarded or on some watch list.
Even here we have facist marches in the streets that are legal. Free speech is not a US only thing. If anything we have a stronger history of freedom where slavery was illegal in England way before the US.
You would also struggle to do that living in california

im glad you didnt say california then

FUCK YEAH AMERICA

With London traffic you can drive four hours west and end up in Oxford.

He invented the WWW, not the Internets.

not suck sharia law cock

top kek

alright, i did not take traffic into account, thats fair.

>Yes you can. A gun licence is very easy to get unless you are retarded or on some watch list.
Good, I'm glad to hear that I was wrong. Can't believe everything I see on the Internet!

FUCK YEA, THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
WOOOOOOOOO. GO COCKS!

B8

Alright dipshit. Settle down. This is USA thread. Not "anyone else bang their mom too?" Thread.

Abigail Ratchford
Hot af

Sorry we don't all grow up sucking on daddy's dick

>Fake ass
>Fake tits
>Fake lips
>Fake nose
>Fake hairs

I know. There's a britfag and a Canadafag above that suck their queens dick. That why we celebrate assclown. We don't.

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Lol@U

I can own a handgun.

Fuck you Yankee, trying to shame me for expressing my american individuality and patriotism

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At best if you jump through hoops or are a vip, you can get a center fire bolt lever or break open rifle, a shotgun and/or a blackpowder pistol or a higher power air gun.
Otherwise with a shotgun license you're basically limited to a break open shotgun or one that can take only 3 shells..

Hell even holding an airsoft gun in public is prosecutable.

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Lol this is beautiful
Americans are cucks full of shit

man there is nothing i like more than seeing a chick with a nice ass jiggle from the recoil of a sniper rifle