Lost all my friends, girlfriend, job, and doggo in one fucking week...

Lost all my friends, girlfriend, job, and doggo in one fucking week. Give me one reason why I shouldn't kill myself tonight.

Are you asking for my pity, you sad son of a bitch?

Because you should wait until tomorrow and stream it

roll

don't wait, act now!

Because you'll miss out on the future of porn

ill bite. how did you lose your friends, girlfriend, job, and doggo in one week, and why should that be worse then slowly losing them all over the course of a few years?

dub speaks truth

If this week has taught you anything, it's that a lot can change in a week. Don't make any permanent decisions based on such a short amount of time.

Before you take any step forward, mind telling us what happened?

bump

so close to quads

If you're in Durham, NC some dog randomly appeared on my doorstep 5 minutes ago. Scared the shit out of me. Little foo-foo dog. Looked like it's seen a couple nights outdoors, but used to be domesticated.

Doggo hit by car.
Hit girlfriend, friends dropped me for it. Some rat told my boss I was a woman-beater.

its probably been running away from the sound of fireworks

BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T NEED ANY OF THAT SHIT TO BEGIN WITH

Get new job
Get puppy
Use money & puppy to attract girl

Your life will be better than ever

There is no reason

Looks like he's been outside for a day or two.

Takin the trash out, I step outside my door, turn around, and the fucker is there, completely silent. Probably about 15lbs. Small dog.

> beat that ho too

I got nothing. You sound like a flaming loser. Off yourself.

Well, at least it can't get any worse? It's uphill from here OP.

I reckon you shouldn't really consider suicide unless your life is continously shit for a long period of time, like 3 years

>woman beater

well friendo, you bloody well deserve it unless it was self defence.

Do you feel like a man when you push her around?
Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground?
Well, I'll tell you, my friend, one day this world's gonna end
As your lies crumble down, a new life she has found.

give me one reason you should

Yeah I posted advice before I saw he was a douche.

Oh and dubs

Your new friends might be awesome

i've been this way for 6 fucking years op. Suck it up pussy, shit will probably work out better for you than it has me. Life is always better than being dead for eternity. Don't throw away this gift, live as long as possible.

it's never an option, 6 year shit life here. I don't care how terrible your life might be, it's always infinitely better than being dead, and forgotten forever. Our time is short, and sucks most of the time, but still, keep living.

You can always rise from the ashes

stream it OP

Ehh, that's just your basic evolutionary biology speaking. Your life can't be that bad if you don't lose the will to live.

Dubs have spoken

"I do not want to live today but i might want to live tomorrow and that's as good a reason as any i suppose"

...

Why did you hit your girlfriend?

She tried leaving the house with my phone

The internet would win.

do you ever think about taking anger management classes?

Fuck me, I wanna end it all, kiddos. None of you fuckers understand the pain I'm in.

>implying i haven't been suicidal for years

Because suicide is a bitch's way out. I know a thing or two about bitches, and I don't think you're one. A faggot, maybe, but not a bitch.

Now stop acting like a bitch.

>None of you fuckers understand the pain I'm in.
OP's got jokes, I see.

holy shit, that's all? lmao what's your fucking damage
i only feel pain for your doggo

live stream for us OP

>this

Poor doggo had to put up with OP's faggot bullshit. Glad he's dead so he can finally be free.

can give accurate description of a step by step process if you greentext the entire story of how you managed to do all that.

dont say "i dont have time for that". your planning to kill yourself, you have all the time in the world.

nevermind, you dont deserve my step by step guide of how to unfuck your life.

i fucked your girlfriend and your doggo is still alive but only loves me now. i am also your best friend. my dad is your boss and im the snitch who ratted you out for being a dirty woman beater.