You know what's funny?
I can snap and kill every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.
Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.
You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves.
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U fuggin wot m8!?
Fixed it
Pic related, I pray?
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Ok jimmy neutro
>this
Yeh, i wotted, wot of eht?
I don't have a neck and wear big thick glasses.
Also you'd be too busy laughing at how hideous I am to do shit
>not afraid of your spaghetti
I don't see how it's funny.
You know what's funny?
The picture you used is of a male pornstar that I've met IRL.
Seriously, he mainly does straight porn but has taken it up the ass a few times. I've seen it. He gets his anus crushes and his cum squeezed out before he even knew a cock was in his butt.
After that, he took a big shit. Watch him, I saw him on xvideos once.
your hair is the only deadly thig on you. i died of how much you look like a tumbler trany
Kay
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Dude unless you're an absolute cold blooded soulless mother fucker you wouldn't do that. I doubt you would go ragetard and if you aren't bigger than 6'1 you wouldn't stand a chance. Sorry bro. That's the truth
all keks aside, do you actualy know any jiu jitsu or martial art?
coz if not then your wrong.
i know this is bait, but i'm gonna reply any way
ur dum
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You look like one of those guys in fallout that tries to rob you then dies 15 mins into the Apocalypse
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
you should have snapped and killed the mother fucker that cut your hair. Damn.
Oh so you can dodge bullets then?
GG everyone who beat me to the copypasta lol
If this isn't copypasta then it is now
I'm Cumming
You know what's funny?
I can snap and kill every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.
Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.
You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves.
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Psst... Yet another fool.
Do you have any idea of the power that lies within my blade? Have you trained with your katana morning, noon and night? I didn't think so, kid. Only an true hacker such as myself is able to master a katana. Did I mention that I'm extremely intelligent? I have a 160 I.Q., and I post to /r/Atheism daily. To plebeians like you it appears to be a normal webforum, but enter the secret password and the hacker meetup is revealed. We control everything from the shadows, even what you think. All while you are none the wiser, you must be truly stupid to think you can win against me.
*unsheathes katana*
You think you're tough, kid. But the truth is the opposite. You couldn't kill if you tried, and believe me, you'll never feel more alive then when you take a life. Even so, you would flee the instant you witnessed my proficiency with the blade, only for your throat to be sliced by a perfectly-thrown razor-bladed fedora.
Nothin personnel, kid.
This kid is b8ing hard for a roast
Oh, you're right that is really funny.
Op
my younger brother had your attitude. one day he tried to choke me w/ a single hand. I told him to stop messing around or he'll get hurt. He dropped his hands asap ... betas
What a pussy.
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Bring it cunt.
>I'd have your windpipe crushed
nah I don't think so, bunhead
What the fuck did you just fucking call a crow, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Corvidae Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous research trips on crows, and I have counted over 300 birds on them. I am trained in avian warfare and I’m the top biologist in all of reddit. You are nothing to me but just another redditor. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this website, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with calling a jackdaw a crow on the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of crows across the USA and your profile is being traced right now so you better prepare for the downvotes, maggot. The brigade that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your karma. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can downvote you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my 5 alternate accounts. Not only am I extensively trained in biology, but I have access to the entire gold reserves of reddit and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Smacklemoar?
I don't think so.
Y'all come right ahead, ginger boy.
You stepping to me? You think you can tussle with the big boys now?
U got that kuwabara hair going kinda of
Tch
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Let's get some Neutron memes going for this motherfucker.
except this is me irl
so....
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calflet subhuman scum
Anyone ever tell you that you look like you got an oversized acorn cap on your head, you big fairy.
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