Found my exes dildo stash.
Wat do, /b?
Found my exes dildo stash.
Wat do, /b?
If dubs shove one up your ass
Reroll
If trips shove two up there
Up your ass. All of them
>If dubs shove one up your ass
One from top row, okay.
>If trips shove two up there
Two from top, or one from bottom, except the far right.
Far lower right is quads get.
Space program
> (OP) (You)
>Up your ass. All of them
Only for 696969696
Up the asshole it goes.
somebody get a mod in here. this needs to happen
THIS. ROLLING
If quads shove 4 up the pooper
The white one is for guys so use it
Trips OP
also dubs
THAT MAKES THREE
Post pic of them to her Facebook wall, caption: "You forgot your dildo stash ya cunt". Post results.
Also, check em
was it your boyfriend?
that fuckin aneros
Re-roll
why does your ex have prostate massagers and a strap on? did she peg you?
Was your ex a man?
>why does your ex have prostate massagers and a strap on? did she peg you?
She tried. Never got there
Off by one. Fuck. Re-re-roll
You're missing out then bro
Did you ever use the prostate massager?
she tried, but never got there?
This is how you get dubs user.
3rd one is male anal stim. Is your ex guy?
Also can you try it on?
Yawn. Fake bullshit 0/10
check'd
Hang on, pics coming
5.5 inch penis here
How the fuck can I please a woman when they're accustoming themselves with monster dildos?
this. isnt it very intriguing to put something in your ass your gf had in her pussy?
> (OP) (You)
>
>THIS. ROLLING
One for you, proof first
did your dick even make it inside?
>
>> (OP) (You)
>>
>>THIS. ROLLING
>One for you, proof first
Now inserted
rolling for up yer butt
Ship them too me and I'll put them to use
op wasn't a fag and put the dildo up his ass
Rolling for beads all the way in.
rolling for bottom right up in there
check'd
also isn't a fag, those prostate massagers are made for dudes. :^)
Beads
In
Now
Roooooollllllll
Now put the blue one on the very right up in your ass!
rolling
dubs trips quads quints 13 or 69 or 420
stick all in your but make a webm out of it post all oc footage cmon it wont be THAT bad
beads in ass rolling
WINRAR
OP never asked for dubs trips ect so just do this regardless what comes up
And you wonder why she's your ex. She knew she was dating a closet homo and left before you could cheat on her with some cross-dresser on Craigslist.
>Yawn. Fake bullshit 0/10
>rolling for bottom right up in there
Two 33's .. Okay.
waste of dubs
there is no fucking way your ex left all this shit
Surprise anal. To the inexperienced anus, a baby carrot feels like baseball bat.
Shove it up ur ass
OP is really just gay/bi/trap and wants to show off in this case
>post kik
>If quads shove 4 up the pooper
Lucky trips gets dubs in the butt
If dubs, put that roll of quarters in your ass.
Chili powder on them then in the butthole
Mail them to her mother
OP lets get a good look at you maybe ill put em in your butt
rollin
you fucked up
>"your daughter forgot something"
should be the note that comes with it
... Is my ass supposed to bleed?
I'm thinking this was a bad idea
Reroll
you gotta ask her to use the feeldoe on you
>exes dildo stah
gay faggot it's your
There all yours! All for anal play. Dont fuck with us op
Rollo
OP never did say whether OP is a femanon or if ex is lesbian or bi
>exes
>all those ass specific toys
Don't lie OP, those were yours to begin with. It's Sup Forums, you can own up to it
rolling
that happens with alot of beginners, you went too fast. now unless its alot of blood, like dripping off of you, then you dont really need to worry. for safety you should stop now.
if dubs keep going
> (You)
>OP never did say whether OP is a femanon or if ex is lesbian or bi
OP is straight male
Ex is bi-fem, feeldoe and other harness from her gf, kept wanting me to try it
roll for kik and OP is a trap
winrar but losarrrrrrrr
>mfw your ex was into smurfs
kek
the prostate massager shows that they are your
seriously OP
>WTF IS WITH THE ROLL OF QUARTERS?
Capsaicin
/thread
> (OP) (You)
>the prostate massager shows that they are your
She bought them. Only the anertos was ever used
Replace each one with the next smaller version of them. be careful to remake imperfections or marks so they are 100% convincing.
She'll go to use them and think her pussy is stretching out and freak out.
> (OP) (You)
>seriously OP
>>WTF IS WITH THE ROLL OF QUARTERS?
For scale, /btard, I hadz no banana
I'm the same but I'm successful because I have some confidence and balls
Ihave the one in top right corner. Put it on a jigsaw.
>fun stuff
Get to it OP.
the trips have spoken
cmon OP you gotta do it
Shove the bottom right one up your ass then put it down your throat
top first 3 are for prostates and the second on the 2nd row is as well
waste of dubs
now take a pic of each in yer bum
why did she leave those?
> (OP) (You)
>Ihave the one in top right corner. Put it on a jigsaw.
>>fun stuff
Trips get for the small blue, bottom row.
Hang on, this will take a bit
Nigger do you not see that dildo collection? There are toys there made FOR MEN to be used in the ass.
Let alone that feeldo. I'm pretty sure she knew she was dating a closet homo when she was pegging him.
>
>> (OP) (You)
>>Ihave the one in top right corner. Put it on a jigsaw.
>>>fun stuff
>Trips get for the small blue, bottom row.
>Hang on, this will take a bit
Fuck you guys
THE TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN!
Would you believe one of the dildos you sell ends up making someone wealthy half a world away? Because of it they'll end their marriage on a completely different date (by YEARS) which is likely to trigger a much more favorable reaction chain for them.
> (You)
>>
>>> (OP) (You)
>>>Ihave the one in top right corner. Put it on a jigsaw.
>>>>fun stuff
>>Trips get for the small blue, bottom row.
>>Hang on, this will take a bit
>Fuck you guys
Jesus fuck. How do fags do this?
you absolute madman
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