Name a single flaw

Name a single flaw


You literally can't

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Zemo.

you know every positive review for BvS is it's good, but there's flaws.

Zemo is the best MCU Villain

There was no Ant Man.

it's capeshit

>Name a single flaw

No catfight between the Widow and T'Challa's bald female bodyguard.

Dat opening shot when the camera followed him driving past car, punching driver as car crashed.

10/10 shot

I'll throw my hat into that ring and die on this hill.

Zemo was fucking Ozymandias-tier.

>best MCU Villain
Loki & Magneto.

>MCU
>Magneto

not enough quips

The lame quips in the middle of the main fight.

When they were fighting in the airport and camera pans around Hawkeye who is randonly shooting arrows with the most serious face.

Kek looked so funny.

I still loved movie tho

Loki a fag. An entertaining one, but a fag nonetheless.

Magneto is cool, but not part of the MCU.

Actually I can. The prison break at the end should have been done on screen with bantz and action.
You have my bow.

Pacing was odd. Not as bad as BvS, but still felt really rushed in some places. I mean, it just send weird for Scott to wake up in a van and meet everyone else and literally five minutes later be shoved into a fight.

Zemo's plan relied too much on coincidence.

Movie ended on too nice a note for me, it doesn't really feel like the Avengers actually split

>he think it was a fight with quips thrown in, instead of it being a battle of quips with fighting thrown in

>it doesn't really feel like the Avengers actually split
I'm sure most of them still hate Tony even if Steve doesn't. Also the ones with Steve are international fugitives.

Loki's entire plan: I'm scared of Thanos, so I'll do what he says, then throw the fight at the end so that it looks real enough, and then I can be protected in jail, in Asgard.

Great villain. Top-best most-villainous.

Hey, if I was Loki I'd totally do the same. Only I'd actually tell everyone about Thanos.

This.

It felt like the movie needed to be 20 minutes longer.

>that shot tho when Caps starts slowy running to the airport with the others sent shivers down my spine

>Zemo's plan relied too much on coincidence
But he set everything up, what part was up to coincidence?

Tony figuring out he was behind the whole thing and being in the same room as Cap and Bucky so he could play the video.

We all just wanted more Paul Rudd.

>Tony figuring out
But he left that corpse in his hotel room and even called the lady up there just so it would be found. Of course Tony would find out.
>and being in the same room as Cap and Bucky
It's not like Cap and Bucky had to be there for the video to work on Tony. Tony had to be there. Cap and Tony were obviously going to go there for the other Winter Soldiers anyway.
The only flaw in his plan was not taking into account T'Challa.

MCU-tier analysis if I ever saw it.

Zemo is literally "how the fuck can we keep this contrived plot going?" the person. Uninspired, lazy, and treasonous to its source material.

0/10

Antman & Waspfu coming in 2018?

I like how people completely misunderstand that part. The "everyone had to be there" part. Only Tony did, and couldn't this guy reasonably assume that MOST of them WOULD be there? Even if, in the end, only those three got there, it would be unreasonable to think Captain America wouldn't go there and even more unreasonable to think Tony's ego would let him NOT be there.

Those two guys were going to be there in any case. Other people being there was the coincidence.

Zemo made it so the hotel maid found the corpse in his room, and the news quickly reached Tony. It wasn't a coincidence at all, Tony figured it out as part of Zemo's plan.

Zemo breaking out of prison and creating the Thunderbolts when?

Phase 4, or maybe the post-credits scene of Infinity War part 2.

I don't think so user

shit characters

name one

it's capeshit

it's childish capeshit

ALLAHU AKBAR

Joker was the most contrived plot device character that relied on a million things going right and even predicts a character faking his death and no one noticing thousands of barrels of gas wheeled into hospitals or hulls of ships (what is ballast). Zemo was mild at best compared to how ridiculous jokers plans were.

Simply put, you have a low cinematic IQ, or some sort of Stockholm Syndrome, from overexposure to bland, safe, PC and soulless mass-produced blockbusters, which has conditioned you into accepting the absolute lowest common denominator standards in filmmaking, writing and cinematography as somehow acceptable, when you should in fact feel nothing but contempt or disgust for any Kevin Feige-conceived product.

Even strictly in the field of capeshit entertainment, where the bar has always been pretty low, since they're primarly a children media, the level of genuine quality and creative abilities (which comes from studios giving freedom to an auteur with a strong personality and vision towards the material) has kept dropping since the 90's.

When Raimi's Darkman/Spider-Man, Del Toro's Blade 2/Hellboy, Burton's Batman 2 or Bird's The Incredibles offered innovative and playful set pieces, meaningful and relevant themes, each with a very distinct, appropriate tone and truly cinematic aesthetics (simply compare the lighting or editing to today's equivalents), none of these qualities are to be found in Civil War or any of the previous MCU entries. This is why Edgar Wright got fired from Ant-Man. This is why Feige keeps hiring visionless point-and-shoot directors who come from TV or comedy, colorblind cinematographers and art/set design teams who seem to be in love with grey, sterile hangars for some unexplainable reason. Action scenes are now being conceived by CGI teams months before the movie begins shooting and all follow the exact same formula.

Even as a child, I couldn't imagine being dazzled or amused by those turds, as they're utterly devoid of any charm, colors, magic or imagination.

Sucks to be you then.

WASTED POTENTIAL

BRING THIS NIGGA BACK

Nice pasta

Why they gotta do my nigga Grillo dirty like that ;_;

I do see that his plan is pretty shaky at the very end. It only turns out that way because only tony, cap, and bucky show up there. If there were others, they would have restrained tony from trying to kill Bucky much quicker.

Perhaps, he had a back up plan though. I think he might have used the other winter soldiers if there were more Avenger members presented to weaken them and reduce the Avenger force further so that the Bucky and Tony confrontation could have occurred. I guess it wouldn't be too outstretched to assume that Zemo has an ongoing plan with multiple paths and make stuff along the way to keep whittling the Avengers through internal conflicts.


I think the sudden appearance of Scott takes in assumption that people already watch ant man and know that he was already on the Avenger's radar due to his confrontation with Falcon and Falcon knows where to find him. They spent all their time introducing spiderman instead. I think they should have split the recruiting spiderman section up though and give it to other member recruiting anyway because that was a bit unneccessarily lengthy part

I'm done with this Mickey Mouse-tier soap opera drama. It doesn't help either that all the fight scenes are edited by a teenager with Tourette's and Parkinson's, it's as if they want to distract the audience from how shoddy everything looks by waving a flashlight on their face. I couldn't give a damn about any of these sterile excuses for characters. During the airport scene all the artificially-inflated conflict devolved into a child playing with one toy in each hand and bashing them together.

It's riddled with sophomoric and shallow pseudo-political ponderings that are thrown out the window when the quiptastic action starts. They completely disregard for the umpteenth time the collateral damage while they're having fun showcasing their flashy abilities.

The third act pretends to get serious when in reality it turns into a cheap heartstring manipulation revolving around "why didn't you tell me Cap waaa".

This part completely disregards the fact that Stark knows all too well that brainwashing and mental manipulation is a thing, let's not forget that he has witnessed it firsthand with Banner. There's no excuse for him to have such a sudden change of heart other than to extend the conflict for another 15 minutes of mindless violence, and leave the manchildren with the impression that they've just witnessed an intricate revenge tragedy.

All smoke and mirrors, the constant quipping is an effective tool to cloud a fanboy's mind and judgement.

Finally, what's left is an entire team of "world-class" heroes that got fooled by a man wearing a Bucky mask. Not to mention that the villain's stale trope was better executed 19 years ago when Scream 2 came out, ironically, a film satirizing this cliché.

If you don't think this is cartoonish and laughable you might be too young to post on this site.

Never again.

>Zemo's plan relied too much on coincidence.
was getting caught part of his plan?

It's mock-Kino

Not enough Ant-Man

is this movie better than TWS? I'm asking people who actually liked TWS

fucking this

its quite similar i'd say

more characters and action i guess its upto personal preference if that makes it better or worse

better villain for sure though

I'd say yes but then again I haven't seen Winter Soldier since it came out.

Yes

But it has exactly the same villain ;)

Not for me but it's good

no xmen

get fucking cucked, dc fagboy

Childish, incomprehensible, foolish, pathetic, and more!

All you need to do is keep posting

Personally, I feel that it falls just a bit short choreography-wise in comparison but it's still a great watch.

Part of what made TWS so great was that it had fights that were "grounded" in reality and it made you forget that you were watching a cape movie in the first place, whereas CW was in somewhat short supply of that in favor of epic capeshit fights but it's all good.

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I was laughing about that too. Paul Rudd was acting more like his character on parks and rec, Bobby Newport.

>DCucks actually think this

lmaoing @ ur life

>manchildren paying to see a Disney movie

Sounds about right

*BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP*

It kinda sucks we didn't get to see those other super soldiers in action. He could've woke them up and then showed the movie to Tony after they did away with the super soldiers. Other than that solid fucking movie.

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go go go

TONY HELP IM BEING ATTACKED BY TONY

>as entertaining as that would be.
ITS A GOD DAMN MOVIE, WE'RE HERE FOR ENTERTAINMENT!!! FUCK DON'T TEASE THIS!!! GRAGAHAAGAGG

>Netflix series
>part of the MCU
Not on my watch, Ike.
t. Feige

Aunt May didn't go nude

eww gross I would not be caught dead dating that land-whale of a "plus sized" model.

Way too fucking fat, did her parents never guilt trip her while she was young about the starving kids in Africa?

how dare she even label herself as a "model"

Absolutely disgusting. You've got a bunch of fat hanging off of you, so you wear tight clothes to hold it in place to make it look like you have a tight, curvy body. I'm not falling for that again. Kicked that bitch to the curb and never looked back. Skinny bitches from here on out.

It might've turned even bloodier than the airport fight if all of the Avengers were there.
Rhodes and Vision would most definitely side with Tony, while Bucky, Falcon and Wanda would side with Cap, with the rest probably trying to break up the fight.

Just wait for Spider-Man: Homecoming where Tony comes inside May in her home in their 30 minute porn scene.
It's in Robert Downey Jr.s contract, I know, I've seen it.

>not Peter and aunt may

Fucking dropped

Shitty story. The fights sucked ass. No one ever dies.

>Shitty Story
Story was great
>The fights sucked ass
"no"
>No one ever dies
How is this a bad thing?

Why does Tomei look so genuinely happy to be alive whenever she smiles? It's like, she can't fake a smile at all.

>No one ever dies.
Peggy Carter died.
That black kid died in Sokovia.
T'chaka died. And I'm fairly certain a lot of other people died in the bombing too.
The Winter Soldiers died.
Zemo's family died.
Crossbones died, as did 11 Wakandas and other people in the building.
The psychologist died.

>How is this a bad thing
No stakes.

>Movie ended on too nice a note for me
>Cap beating Tony half to death and basically saying he doesn't give a fuck that Bucky filled his parents is too nice

What is it with you and your fascination with death you sick man?

She knows how hot she is

>possibility of death is the only thing that creates tension
Hello, GoT-baby.

scarlet witch and black widow didn't lez out

Peter, are you keeping secrets from me?

It is in the action genre, dummy.

Also, GoT is a cancer on this board rivaled only by capeshit.

Oh, whoo. The stakes are high when the shit nobody cares about characters die. Big whoop.>How is this a bad thing?
I seriously hope you're joking.>What is it with you and your fascination with death you sick man?
At least it would be entertaining to watch. I just assume they have some monkey on speed at this point as far as the story is concerned. But my main crit is the fact that the action scenes suck ass. Why? You have superheroes duking it out. It should be hilarious to watch. Instead I have to watch red hair slowly running towards 8 armed men that get knocked out because she hits them once in the face.

Zemo was good once you know his motivations, but until then he's boring as fuck. I find it funny that a villain having actual character depth could be considered a twist in the mcu.
Also while I liked both Peter and Scott, having two comic relief characters during that fight seemed weird. Undoubtedly a remnant of the script before they knew Peter would be in it.

>Oh, whoo. The stakes are high when the shit nobody cares about characters die. Big whoop
You didn't mention stakes in your post, you just stated no one died.
I proved you wrong.
But keep moving those goalposts.

>It should be hilarious to watch
What the fuck

>death is entertaining to watch
You're creepy as fuck.

>defending any capeshit
>calling people creepy on Sup Forums
10/10 bait

user. You're sick. You need help.

Spider-man and Ant-man had no reason to be in this movie.

Tony Stark needs to stop being emo.

Tom Holland was great though and I actually enjoyed Ant-man in this movie more than I did in Ant-man

>Don't pull out, Peter

...

>The secret of staying youthful is having a hot stud around to coat you in white every night
>Oh hi Peter, I was just talking about you!

user are you okay?