Kevin gets a full week to prep the house

Kevin gets a full week to prep the house

Predator gets to use all his equipment

Who's left standing?

my dick

Predator?

Because a headshot through the window isn't really an issue. And I'm pretty sure something that has evolved to hunt extremely dangerous creatures on hostile planets won't be fooled by marbles on the floor and swinging paint cans?

Predator. Unless Kevin actually has legit guns and C4 in his house this time around he is fucked.

>somehow Kevin manages to defeat predator
>nuke on wrist
>alluah snackbar

What if Pred dies immediately? Like a shotty to the face.

>one let's assume Kevin does manage to get his hands on said shotgun
>can he use the shotgun?
>could predator's helmet withstand a direct hit of buckshot?
>pretty sure it can
>doubtful if Kevin could get the drop on him
>tits for counterpoint

Doot doot

Well surely the stun would let him get away so he could set up a trap/ or lure it into a trap

Uno

Deliver.

>stun him for a second before he blasts him away with the shoulder mounted plasma cannon
>tiggle bitties for counterpoint

>Kevin is completely invisible to predators thermal vision as he is covered head to toe in play-dough

You want to seem some moobs?
>like any females lurk here
>huehuehue

Now, does Kevin have some armor to protect him?

If so, maybe the blast would launch him near one of his traps

NOW THIS IS A Sup Forums THREAD

this.....

all of my fucking this

>ever wanted to upload a thought to the internet?i have

Kevin always works in a close quarters environment and with a week to set up he would have traps around every corner. If he was to use a shotgun, assuming he can, then the second-long stun would give him enough time to turn a corner and hide behind a set of traps. Don't forget that the Predator is in fact an alien and he wouldn't know the properties of most of Earth's manmade/natural resources

SSSSHHHHHH ANYMORE THAN A WHISPER AND IT COULD VANISH


>my munny on preds cuz lazorps n shiet

A whole week? I'd have to say kevin.

Kevin
All Kevin has to do is play the clip of the guy shooting the gun on his tv while applying naked aftershave at the same time, then letting out a might ogre roar.
Predator will run away thinking Kevin is dead, when he is not.
GG NO RE

>would Kevin have access to materials to create a new type of alloy to create said armor?
>ehhh?
>no
>but let's talk about traps
>most of Kevin's traps lack the lethality to take down a predator

he could learn some basics like,houses are delicate or most of these traps are barely a nuisance and would lead him to suspect this pint sized foe is nothing more than a greasy spot waiting to happen only surviving because as you said the predator is unfamiliar to certain things and might be taking his time

What about the fire rope and log? That would knock him out for a tad

Is Kevin trying to survive the night or just kill the Predator?

How much time does Kevin have to prepare?

you have to kill the predator to survive

yea but the door handle would be hot?

its says a full week in ops post you stupid nigger no "epicz brayd" here you piece of shit

Predator doesn't hunt kids;
Kevin kills him with poisoned candy

>its says a full week in ops post you stupid nigger no "epicz brayd" here you piece of shit

>to all the Sup Forumsastards out there
>if you had a week to prepare to go against a predator
>how'd you think you'd fare?
>arena: Mcallister house
>equipment things around the house (realistically)

woops sry

You're right, there's no way a predator would get past that.

can i bring like at least ONE of my guns?if not i can do some nifty shit with garage and house hold chems but in the long run I AM FIGHTING AN ALIEN WITH A SHOULDER CANNON IN FUCKING SUBURBIA so all things considered i can probably hurt him pretty bad as long as i am johnny on the spot but thats it

Does kevin know about the predator? If he does he can use wet blankets and shit to cover himself. He can set up traps that are more lethal like fireworks or bear traps. He can just sit in a panic room hidden in a closet or something and activate the traps himself
I mean, one week is a long time

can we do home alone 2 rules? i want to leave the house if the predator sets off all my traps.

I fairly sure that if Kevin managed to rig a system of traps and tripwires whilst leading the predator down a series of corridors, he could drop a fucking piano on the predator.

>Thermal vision
>pretty sure he's not going to use the knob
>pewpewpew
>doors gone

>Did Kevin have any guns in the film?
>yes you can arm yourself with that air soft rifle

oh my god, all this stress on one kid. actually, considering how well he set up traps in such a short amount of time in home alone, i think he'd be fine.

>why not?
>it's not like it's going to hunt you down for sport
>in the snow
>with thermal detection

...

>take axe
>set up some traps in a corridor
>wait one week
>hand to hand combat the predator
>the predator will not use ranged weapons because it is considered cowardly in their hunting culture
>block his attacks and lead him to the corridor
>activate traps and run into a room
>come out and fuck it's alien corps and post it on Sup Forums with a timestamp
>???
>profit

Kevin shoots pred in the nuts with the bbgun and dies. The knobs heat would distract pred long enough for kev to kill him.

>Apparently a week wasn't enough time
>that dude is still alive...
>for now
>huehuehue

>Predator falls for electrocution trap
>turns into a skeleton
>Kevin swings a paint can into the skeleton, smashing it into pieces

Easy

criminally underrated post

1: Predator opens the door to kill Kevin
2: Door-rigged flamethrower cooks Predators head like a roast.

Not even close.

>make explosives with fire cracker, loght bulb, gasoline, etc
>put it on my son and daughter
>make them Allahu akbar on the predator
>take sledge hammer and finish it off
>get my children's insurance money

>dat razor wrist claws slicing through Kevin like a fat emo girl cutting into some cake

>sees kid inside of the house with thermal vision
>shoots smart disc
>wallbang headshot
>"OMFG WALLHAX GG REPORTED"
>Predator gets VAC'd
>gg no re

how many traps does kevin make in one day?

hahhahaahahaha you scrub

>my money's on predator
>only chance of a fair fight would be Kevin teaming up with the wet bandits

Thats why you use an axe or somekind of a blade to block its attack. Or if you are not brave enough to fight it you can just run away and lure it to the trap

>as many that a kid could realistically make before getting tired
>could be dozens of simple smaller traps
>or one large overly complicated one

Enough to beat the shit out of 2 burglars. In one week he can make enough traps to beat the shit out of 14 burglars.

Holy fuck

>I don't think you understand how sharp those blades are
>AVP where one of the soldiers gets pinned to a wall with razor wire net
>said soldier tries to cut wire with knife only for the knife to get cut in half
>razor wire

Does Kevin has a set time to survive while the predator hunts or when it starts its a fight to the death?

>so just divide burglars by traps over mcguyver and you should have an answer

>make mustard gas using the 'colorful crystal' bait
>wear gas mask
>piss off the predator with annoying traps
>predator takes off mask to reveal its ugly face
>dies
>pour bleach in to the mixtures to make neutral solutions

>Predator plays for keeps
>so to the death

Should be survival, that's the situation every other time. He calls the police and just steers clear. That should be what this is too. Before long the police will have the Predator's attention.

I thought you said wrist claws
In predators the jap uses a katana to fight the falcon predator and successfully blocked its attacks without breaking off

Predator wins, why?

Regardless of how lethal his traps should be Kevin's traps never kill.

>hello 911 there's a fucking alien in my house
>god damn it kid quit fucking around on the phone

Holy fuck what?

He could trick the hotel using the voice change thing. He can do it again

To-fucking-che
I completely forgot about that
>weeabo katana is not normal steel?
>you got me nigga

True but who's going to believe aliens?
>could lie and say burglars
>what would be the response time

Kevin would win, no jungle = clumsy predator

Why would you explain it that way? "911 what is your emergency?"
"Help there is an alien hunter trying to destroy my very being!"
"You autistic little shit"
No, that's retarded. Kevin isnt that retarded. The conversation would be more like
"911 what is your emergency?"
Help! Someone is truing to kill me! *gives location to emergency services*"

There's no way Kevin Mcallister would be more autistic than a Sup Forums faggot

Doot doot

>call the police 10 minutes before predator shows up
credit card? you got it.

That's why it would work, the Predator wouldn't expect it.

True
>but let's take into consideration the cops do show up
>either the predator kills them all (they are armed so perceived threat)
>or they take Kevin away to a less booby trapped facility where he's also fucked

Because Kevin a psychic
>fucking forgot about that

>fighting cops and avoiding traps at the same time
Or kevin can make some kind of potato gun and shoot the predator while its distracted

kevin in a mech suit vs terminator vs predator
who wins?

...

Depends on what mech and what terminator model

>potato gun?
>I have some doubts about that
>I think it's all about the circumstances
>if predator just wanted to kill the little shit
>implosion bomb aaaand done

Alright you Sup Forumsastards
I've got to get some rest to blow some shit up
Woooo 'Murica

he can shoot flaming teniss balls or explosive soda cans
I guess there's nothing you can do really if the predator just stand outside and just blows up the house from orbit

Tiddies before I go
>later