How do I tell if the government is watching me

How do I tell if the government is watching me.

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You don't. They already are.

Nigga they are watching you and listening to you. They can see you from your phone, laptop etc. they can also hear you from your phone as well. Even if it's off.

Start posting everywhere on the internet making plainly-stated threats of violence against government officials. Soon enough, they'll be contacting you, and they'll then tell you if they were watching you before. Then you can tell them you were just kidding about all the violence and stuff and you were just trying to see if they were paying attention to other stuff you were doing. Tell them it was just a funny joke.

Is there any way of trolling them

You wake up

>Kys

Inb4: thx 4 da gr8 answa an0n

By making them spend time and money to monitor you, while never actually doing anything worth it for them to go after you for.

Government threat prank gone wrong gone sexual

Fucking retard

They can so, to you they are. It's the reason why security cameras have those black bulges around them. It's a psychological concept.

However, are they targeting you? You will be able to smell the rat bastards from 3 states away. As time progresses things will become more and more obvious. They will make mistakes because they are retarded, and you will catch them. It goes further and further, beyond legality (it was never legal and it always is). You will learn to use them like the whores they are.

Covering up ther own crimes becomes important. Even if you do no wrong. The fact they spent that much money on uselessness is a major embarrassment. They will try to cover it up as its in their interest.

Jerk off with a camera facing and make exaggerated freaky sex noises, might as well make their job as trauma inducing as possible

Also Whos more likely to hack my pc and steal all my credit card details nsa fbi isis or the mafia?

Age, occupation, background. Tell me about yourself OP. I can offer advice.

You are on Sup Forums... they are definitely watching you.

Nsa, isis, mafia, fbi

You wake up with big Bob's cockmeat sandwich being forced down your throat

Use private browsing. It will stop the spying

White 22 Year old male works at supermarket part time. in Australia

Wait a second now you track me FUCK

Kek no, it won't. You think it's just in your browser, or you're pc, or electronic for that matter?

Ahahahaha.. thanks for the kek user

Always conduct yourself as though you were being watched. In public or private because God and the FBI know what you masturbate to.

this, the site is run by google/nsa now. so if you are posting/requesting cp they have really been following you; and they are just waiting to van you. google captcha records every little thing. enjoy prison op, because you are going.

I don't even think that'll stop google.

DON'T CALL ME A RETARD YOU DICK-FACED LUNATIC

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Your not dangerous to them yet it seems, Australia lays beyond the 5 eyes intellegence network, so your government is not as likely to cooperate and the fucking kiwis have like 3 guys in their whole agency.

Are you intelligent?
Have they already wronged you in some way or do you have a reason to hate them?
It's a matter of who you know sometimes too.

Kesrin you're dying for attention, im sorry but I just don't feel that way about you. Please move on

It's more how you know who you know.

YOU MOTHER FUCKNER

Are you alive? If yes then they are watching you.

let me repost this, because it might save 1 of you from going to prison for 14 years and getting gang rapped. you know that a guy was raped and had boiling water thrown on him? they hurt him for hours before he died in prison. his crime? cp.

this, the site is run by google/nsa now. so if you are posting/requesting cp they have really been following you; and they are just waiting to van you. google captcha records every little thing. enjoy prison op, because you are going.

Does being born count as a good reason?
It could be your nationality or maybe your relative has successfully sued the government for wrongdoing.

Youre drunk kid, go to sleep. Stop drunk dialing

if user woke up today and went pee with the bathroom Door SHUT, then...

...the government is watching OP.

U SON OF A BITCH
U ARE THE SON OF A BITCH NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop smoking Crack and go outside the house for a few months till the paranoia goes away.

Sometimes this site offers a small voice to those who have already been marginalized and oppressed for no wrongdoing of their own. They make mistakes and they can't let that out. 5% of death row inmates in the USA are believed to be innocent. The problem is knowing which ones. For the cia or nsa that percentage is substantially higher, it's not public and it's not illegal

I am your alpha and omega. I have no beginning or end in your life. You don't exist without me. Try and start a new one. One free of me

If you are refering to mobile such as laptop and cell, they can see through your camera (s), hear from your mic(s) as well as track any data/wifi you use.. even when your phone is off but still has the battery in, an easy way to tell this is if your phone stays warm for a long time (or the entire time) it is powered off with the battery inserted.

By posting this thread, you just got yourself added to a watchlist.

Paranoia is THE bullet point for mass surveillance because it might have actual foundations of proof behind it.

Welcome.

That's a very common thing they use to try to keep people silent. They make them fear the stigmas associated with it. One can speak to lawyers and psychiatrists to rule such things out. However, ongoing crack use needs to stop as well. Do you feel proud when you make your master happy?

They will just throw said person in jail for wasting resources.

EVERYONE can be made to break the law with enough money.

It's not like America are afraid to use their prisons.

Half of us either already are or are working for them already. OP has a right to free speech and to information about his rights. This is exactly what Orwell predicted. That is testament to the thought police.

>implying the government cares about what any of you filthy neckbeards do

>implying this thread wasn't started by the fbi.
>implying anyone here has read google captcha privacy information or TOS.
>implying google and Sup Forums are not the same thing now.

Doesn't have tk be America. Amd not everyone if you gather enough against them. They try to get you for long stints and prison terms for it to be worth it. If they can't you just get released again within a few months. THose things include forcing people to commit heinous and violent crimes on other innocent people, which not everyone is always capable.
Entrapment becomes an issue. But they have no problem doing so and hiding. It's really petty and cowardly tbh.

>life as a cop
>rewarded for doing bad things to bad people
>life as a civilian
>punished for doing bad things to either bad or good people
>never rewarded for good behavior

I'm conspiring all the theories, man.. all the theories... youtube.com/watch?v=a8qTS14ajtc&feature=youtu.be

gettin all da bitchiezzz derp

>implying they don't know about everywhere you go and what you say.
>implying you won't get caught
>implying the police are too busy to arrest you
>implying there are too many criminals and they don't have time to arrest you.

You got it. It isn't always fbi, it's other intellegence services and they go back and forth at it all day. It's quite retarded. It's not always traps, but often targeting people. Suicide is often the easiest way to get people to shut up for good beyond prison even

>implying they don't have a whole room of people regularly looking through your inane shitposts, emails, faceboke posts and youtube comments for trigger words automatically.

You are deluded in thinking they don't have infinity resources. It's the fucking government. They don't care about money.
They just imprison more people the more money they spend to mean less people to control in public. It is self-regulating.

>a recaptcha paranoidfag
Oh fuck off.

That's where the mass surveillance comes in.
They have enough on basically everyone that will ever be a "problem" that they could imprison everyone of significance.

Nobody is watching you. You are fucking boring. Even you cant stand being around you.

any proof?

Depends. If fbi is watching you etc. But let's say you live in Brazil. How is the judge going to use intel collected illegal by a foreign entity that has been infringing on its citizens rights. If anything it's a going to upset relations between the two states. That's why they target you, try and pursuade you into crimes the local police will catch, or ruin your life so you can't speak, also discredit you in anyway, bonus points for suicide

he is paranoid because he is doing something illegal dipshit. everyone knows they are being watched on the internet to some degree, and that there is no real anonymity. it sucks but we know what we are signing up for; and people still get on the internet and commit felonies EVERYDAY and wonder if they are being watched.... there are some very very very stupid people.

Lol talk sweetly to them about their mothers, they fucking love that.

They won't.
They's just tell a local drug cartel that X has been leaking their shit.
Done, dead.

You think the cartels have been allowed to get that big without reason?
They could wipe them out in a month.

If you read a news article about people spying on your home, for example the nsa listening into your phone calls, you have a right to be suspect that they may be even if you have committed no crimes. It's thought crime

>about a year ago
>have webcam that lights up blue when in use
>browsing Sup Forums like the faggot I am
>come across CP thread
>save pics
>following months my webcam would randomly light up blue
>cellphone would be warm without use
I wouldn't be surprised if they're watching this thread now, saved in a government database with all our IPs and info

How about canada. Or Australia. You can find a state in which that applies. In fact it's most. But yes assassination and framing they can do too, absolutley

>Canada
Polar Bears

>Australia
Armies of tarantulas.

i'm not suspecting them of spying; i KNOW they are spying on me the second i pick up ANY device hooked up to the internet. that is why i don't commit crimes online. i don't go to a police station parking lot and smoke meth; wondering if the police are spying on me. YES THEY ARE FUCKING SPYING ON ME ALRIGHT.

They watch me, some would say religiously kek, so yeah guy they are here for sure. Those are the exact types of things why you almost sense them. Don't let them make you ruin your life and don't be afraid of them either. Try to love your life the best that you can, your going to run into some long streaks of bad luck though. They may reveal themselves to you after a while if you sense your being conditioned in any way. Subtle and not so subtle forms of torture. They will try and guilt you and fear you into working with them. They don't have the intent of helping you though, their original intent remains the same and that is merly another form of control.

they just are dont worry about it theyre retarded anyway

Yes it's a well known psychological concept, it's why all series cameras have that black ball around you so that you always have to assume you are being watched. The damage is to your psyche, you are afraid of them, to you they are most certainly watching you, in a way they are already controlling you through fear, it could be even just a freedom of speech issue and not a crime. It undermines the informed right to vote and democracy as a whole, intellegence services are most closely linked with communism as they largely operate with impunity.

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very interesting, and true. i wonder how the nsa would feel about being spied on? i mean they are clearly above the law being protected by the very top rung of the world power structure. i wonder how they would react? i mean besides killing anyone who they think is involved.

pretty sure I'm being watched for constantly liking and posting anti-mudslime shit.

Speak to a lawyer as well if you feel the need. They probably can't help but they can assist you with the laws in your country or state. If your worried about your mental health, speak to a psychiatrist if you can trust them, it may alleviate your fears and they can't force you to take medication usually. Unless you are feeling suicidal or homicidal. Be careful of saying that stuff.

Already told on you, faggot.

Nah most of them love that stuff. Makes you easy to reat how you are going to act, helps with control, so they spread that shit themselves too sometimes

can't wake up

Sigh he's from Australia, no jurisdiction and cia is already monitoring thread

Look at Edward Snowden to see how the feel about being spied on.

They'll have him killed the instant they can, even IF it means a shitstorm of investigations.
They'll do it just to silence others.

Yeah that's counter intellegence. Even the 5 eyes do it to each other already.

InterestING thing about this thread is that the cia won't awknoledge they are watching themselves explicit, it's entrapment unless I missed something, feel free to do whatever degenerate shit can usually get you busted

Question: would you be accepting of a world where EVERY SINGLE PERSON knew everything about EVERYONE else?

Initially if you have weird interests or habits, you might lose some friends, but you will likely gain many more in return.
It is doubtful there is anyone with unique interests.

US internet/phone anything with IP etc the NSA has access to your info but if you're American they won't monitor (spoo18)
If they have reason to monitor it takes attorney general to authorize.
The FBI can investigate Americans but it takes a serious setup to get a charge against you. If your seriously going after CP, conspiracy, terrorism, they'll use lots of nasty stuff to get you buy of you casually and accidently interact with something illegal they don't have time to get you.
But all that info is stored in Utah and can be retrieved if you fuckvup. So just don't be an asshole and live your life

if you start searching too much for how to make a bomb or info about Hitler, they will watch you more carefully

This.

It is at a point where they have so much information they don't know what to do with it.... YET.

Buildings filled with millions of drives, tapes and everything else.
The archival business make shitloads of money off intelligence and big data.

Yeah kind of like a hive mind. It's got its plus and minuses. Honesty wouldn't get you any credit but lying would be ruled out. Some people have a bad thought for just a second and people might get worked up about it. Kek I wonder if everyone is as fucked up as I am sometimes. It's generally not right though. It isn't healthy for the way humans operate biologically right now, society would have to come a long long way. I think that's in orwells territory as a huge faux pax too.

Your wife would know everytime you think her ass looks fat, could be very stressful trying to keep your mind like a church all day, it actually causes a kind of tourettes syndrome effect.

You're here, aren't you?

They're watching you. They watch everyone here

Oh, I'm not really speaking of mind-reading tech, more just every action you interact with any public service is known to everyone else.

So, internet, going out to town, watching TV, power-use, etc.

The mind-reading would be a level beyond that.
I don't know if even the most accepting people would accept a mind-reading hivemind society.
It would remove the idea of self too much.

Yeah just caught that mistake too, I guess social media is like that now, but there's a problem with that current structure because we either lie or omit things, we don't get a clear picture of the human being and a completely accurate depiction of their likes and dislikes.
Having your favourite tv show, gas mileage etc. wouldn't be so bad, would help murders, but could also get them caught, interesting concept. I think we still should have a right to exercise privacy though, it's kind of built in along with our desire to wear clothing and live in seperate homes or have a space all for ourselves. What level of privacy should be up to the indivual so long as modern society can still function. If you close yourself off too much you can't interact and that is important too. We need both privacy and human interaction in order to be healthy. You can survive, but only for so long, philosophy and psychology of either extremes can drive you insane.

They must like watching tranny porn if they are always watching this site.

they'll let you know. they arent very smart