FA:Lions finally end saga, cut Stephen Tulloch DEN:'Clear' Miller would get better offer as FA WAS:Cousins, Redskins have not made any progress NYG:Rashad Jennings to see 15+ carries a game? MIA:Tunsil suffered 'growing pains' this spring DET:Zenner 'early front-runner' for big back job PIT:Le'Veon Bell looking for $15 million a year? NO:Mark Ingram wants to retain passing-game role BUF:Bills WR Goodwin falls short in Olympics bid DEN:Broncos QB Lynch headed for 'redshirt' year? DEN:Mark Sanchez 'has to win' QB job in camp DEN:Broncos and Sanders have had 'good talks'
>tfw same old news
Cameron Flores
nth for b ears
Carson Anderson
- Romo is going to throw less times than Russell Wilson. - Romo will lead the league in Passer Rating. - Romo will have a career low Int% - Romo will lead the league in TD% - Romo will play at least 14 games in the regular season - The Cowboys have two 1,000 yard recievers - The Cowboys will rush for over 3000 yards - The Cowboys will have the #1 offense - Cowboys will score over 30 points a game - Cowboys defense will be a Top 10 Defense - Cowboys will play in the NFCCG
NFC South Drew Brees 67% 31 TDs 15 INTs 4,500 yards Cam Newton 60% 28 TDs 12 INTs 3,700 yards Matt Ryan 65% 30 TDs 14 INTs 4,600 yards Jameis Winston 58% 22 TDs 13 INTs 3,100 yards
NFC West Russell Wilson 58% 25 TDs 11 INTs 4,200 yards Carson Palmer 62% 31 TDs 16 INTs 4,600 yards Jared Goff 52% 20 TDs 14 INTs 3,200 yards Blaine Gabbert 58% 20 TDs 10 INts 3,100 yards
Dominic Gonzalez
>Yfw Von Miller goes to chase a check on another team and never makes it back to the SB
Lincoln Stewart
Oh Tiki.
Landon Jackson
And then he gets injured in week 8 and the cowboys miss the playoffs again
Cameron Bailey
What would it take for Jason Garrett to get fired?
Caleb Rogers
>yfw he signs a pity payday with the Browns and becomes leader in Brown's history
Samuel Ramirez
The mental gymnastics that Cowboys fans do is actually impressive
Oliver Brown
cowboys to be bad
Robert Campbell
Trade Romo, lose 14 games, cut all back up QBs and sign RBs
Christopher Williams
try to blow cowboys stadium up but theyd probably just fire his assistant
William Thompson
Who /wildcardguaranteed/ here?
Henry Hernandez
Here loud and proud.
Hudson Wood
>Romo is going to throw less times than Russell Wilson What does that have to do with anything?
Jack Cook
So I've been doing some mock drafts and I've seen Ezekiel Elliot go 6th-8th overall. Man, that seems like a steep price... I am eager to take him over Jamaal Charles or a dime a dozen WR.
Liam Rodriguez
Pick 5 events you'd like to see, then 3 you wouldn't like to see
1. Romo throws 44 TDs and 28 ints 2. Brett Favre becomes a commentator 3. Drew Brees catches a deflected pass for the TD 4. Derek Carr and Blake Bortles put up 120 points total 5. Alex Smith's pants are torn off in a game 6. Joe Buck drunken rampage on air 7. The Giants go 19-0 8. Tom Brady hits bellichick with a pass 9. Aaron Rodgers sex tape with Munn 10. Jay Curler taking a shot on camera 11. Teddy Bridgewater saying "Nigga" 12. Jimmy Graham fights Gronk 13. Romo makes a burger on a grill 14. A punter throws 5 TDs 15. Jon Gruden choking Jim Nantz 16. Tim Tebow baked outta his mind 17. Cleveland wins a playoff game 18. Manziel naked on SI 19. Trump gets stumped 20. The Raiders beat anyone 21. A pair of very nice tits 22. A penis 23. Aaron Rodgers with tits 24. Tom Brady's penis 25. Pats getting BTFO
Jackson Reed
>Derek Carr and Blake Bortles put up 120 points >Joe Buck drunken rampage >A punter throws 5 TDs >Cleveland wins a playoff game >The Raiders beat anyone Don't want to see: >The Giants go 19-0 >Manziel naked on SI >Trump gets stumped
Nathaniel Brown
2, 6, 21, 15, 12
7, 23, 24
Owen Howard
na
Michael James
What a cute girl.
Mason Nguyen
Because if the Cowboys are running a lot and Romo being the super clutch super accurate and super smart QB that he is will be gutting defenses that will be committing to Runs. MVP candidate in 2016 will bet a picture of my ex gf onnthe toilet if he isnt
Jaxon Reyes
>girl
I have bad news for you user.
Christian Lewis
I pick 17 four times and 25 once. My three are 19 24 and 20
Logan Fisher
Am I gay now?
Angel Rivera
>now
Grayson Murphy
>Future threatening Russell Wilson
what the shit is this guy thinking?
Christian Gonzalez
He's currently smoking massive quantities of bubble gum through his dillhole.
Andrew Russell
12, 17, 25, 15, 11
1, 4, 7
Christopher Morgan
redskins have a better overall receiver corps, cowboys just have Dez
Jeremiah Watson
not even a cowgirl fan but that is completely wrong
Ryan Gutierrez
>Team is barely ever in OP post Can't decide if that's good or bad
Brandon Reed
It's good for me so I can remain unimportant.
Hudson Carter
It's good it means they are likely keeping out of trouble
Grayson Edwards
>like to see Brett Farve becomes a commentator Alex Smith's pants are torn off in a game Tom Brady hits bellichick with a pass Teddy Bridgewater saying "Nigga" (kek) Cleveland wins a playoff game
>Wouldn't like to see Trump gets stumped The Raiders beat anyone A pair of very nice tits
Cameron Roberts
>Future rolls up >Windows roll down >Future's Where Ya At blares out the car >"Ay yo Rus!" >Russell Wilson gazes back in his usual 1000 yard stare fashion >"Eat ma heat, nigga!" >Future fires off rounds >Russ scrambles and dodges all the bullets >Toss a football into Future's car >A loud thud >Russell Wilson runs away after
Anthony Watson
Can QBs throw a football hard enough to kill someone?
Liam Long
SEA:Russell Wilson on Future : "Fuck that nigga"
Jordan Collins
This Terrance Williams is very underrated imo Cole Beasley is like a Edelman-Lite And Jason Witten is their franchises best TE, ever
Ayden Lee
What is a play that seems to never work in your team's playbook?
Wyatt Watson
any pass over 15 yards
Brody Morales
Chip Kellys 3rd down screens
Cooper Davis
don't forget about 2nd and long senpai might be a cheeky run who knows??
Brandon Morales
6, 11, 14, 15, 25
1, 7, 19
Aiden Jackson
won't lie, I'd watch the Rodgers/Munn sex tape. Those pictures she sent to her ex years ago prove she's a freak.
Parker Bell
what's that faggot play called where the QB takes the snap and then throws it to a receiver laterally (parallel to the line of scrimmage) as quick as possible?
>also you now remember the pants on the ground song
Daniel Green
Someone screengrab this. I mean, if you want a pic of Tiki's 600lb cousin on the toilet.
Josiah Richardson
Flat?
Ian Green
yeah that one thx never works
Joshua Watson
...
Zachary Rogers
Funny af.
Levi Brooks
...
Carson Stewart
Who?
Carter Rodriguez
a dindu that got made good
Levi Ortiz
SEVEN DEADLY SINS OF /NFL/
Old Bay Tiki p12 BB Sneak Scarletism Carrmageddon
Jordan Gray
I'll never be seven deadly sins. I guess I'm seven cardinal virtues.
Colton Bailey
>this became the new Antonio Brown's perfect smile pasta
Jaxson Brooks
>anyone on this shithole being virtuous
Nicholas Scott
I bet there's a lot of virtue here, as in virgins. lol.
Thomas Morris
The words you are saying together make no sense.
Owen Long
I don't know what sense is.
Liam Cooper
>"It's clear to see when you get a concussion. In football, it's - concussions happen, if not on every play, then they happen like every other, every third play, you know. With all the helmet contact, guys hittin' the ground, heads hittin' ground. It's simply when your brain touches your skull from the movement or the inertia, man. It's simple to get a concussion, you know. ...I don't know how many I've had over my career, you know, but I've definitely had my fair share."
Bentley Martin
NIGGA, I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE BEEN A PART OF SUCH FUCKING GODDAMN DISGRACE OF WHAT THE FUCK I'M SEEING RIGHT NOW DAWG - EDP445, American Philosopher
Nathaniel Brooks
Get a job
Lincoln Watson
I have one m8.
Aiden Collins
G-go puckers...
Tyler Young
A job isn't a job if they don't pay you.
Christian Johnson
I work at Chipotle lol.
Dylan Clark
EAT
Michael Moore
Tripfag posts always remind me of when Lisa Simpson was confused by the "Yahoo Serious Film Festival" sign
"I know those words but I don't know what they mean..."
Alexander Campbell
...
Lucas Williams
If you could be locked in a sports bar with 5 tripfags of /NFL/ watching the Superbowl which ones would they be?
Jayden Taylor
None of them because nobody likes us.
Jack Bailey
This desu
Juan Rodriguez
>hating based young Einstein
Camden Powell
>vegan >dated a tranny
dear god i hope blaine gabbert becomes the starter
Joseph Ortiz
Actually if I was allowed to have a knife I would do this because it would be like that stuck in the middle with you scene from reservoir dogs 5 x in a row
Landon Powell
So who's going to be Mr. Orange and kill you?
Zachary Lopez
probably Old Bay because he's a whiny rat faggot
Austin Hughes
I am now imaging Old Bay laying in a pool of his own blood.
Connor Robinson
5, 6, 11, 16, 21 and 25
Wyatt Bell
Mayo, Pie, Elvis, Sean annnd Edelman Army.
Oliver Sanders
Weddle's Taped Fingers, Dalton's Flaming Hair, Sean, UTV and...Tiki, but just to have him choke to death on a rubber version of romo's dick
Owen Lee
a little offended desu
Austin Sullivan
>UTV
Josiah Morales
Inb4 obligatory screencap
Jace Ross
found the archiver
Tyler Richardson
it'd be weird having an iggles trip at a superbowl party.
Jason Johnson
you forgot slot
Cameron Sanchez
Carrmageddon Raider Nation Oingo Boingo IE Brah Darth Raider And TDK if I can get 6
Owen Ortiz
slot can party with the losers in sneaks basement.
Owen Jones
What about alphacheese?
John Flores
R12, Joe staley's bloody nose, Neon Deion, Tony Reali, and Fuck Kentucky. NORCAL doesn't make the cut.
Xavier Rivera
...
Dominic White
Neon Deion was a fag. He made us Braves fans look bad.
Landon Perez
reee
Grayson Richardson
w-who will you do next? pls scare an /nfl/ trip away