Mum asks me to pop down the shops and buy some snags for dinner

>mum asks me to pop down the shops and buy some snags for dinner
>drive the ute down to local westfield
>3 days later
>just got me centrelink so decide to go to eb games to pick up the new afl 2016 game
>they're having a sale
>pick up afl 2016 and ian thorpes rumper romper stomper
>sheila behind counter gives me a weird look
>"that'll be $259 dollary doos mate"
>reach into tuckerbag for money pouch
>move knife out of the way
>next bloke in line sees my knife
>says "you call that a knife" then pulls out his
>whole store begins to laugh at me and my knife
>party pies and sausage rolls fall out me dacks
>people outside the shop are laughing now
>sprint out of there like cathy freeman
>trip and fall on an errant chiko roll
>all the cunts start throwing vbcans at me and clipiing clip on koalas on my nose and ears while calling me a poofta
>prime minister comes out of the barber next door and calls me a soft cunt

So how was your day?

chortled

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Haha so good
>Proper fuckin yobo ya walabie humpin cunt

>So how was your day?

Dad told me he was selling the Torana.

Fucking sucks mate, fucking sucks.

Maybe now he'll consider buying a car that's actually fast

How much?

Streth mate, have you tried not being a soft cock shitcunt?

Op is a faggot

bullfuck mate, we don't have a fucking prime minister today ya lying drongo

Fuck who k ow cunt, probably has 6 of the wankers

i got to cut the P.M's hair, then went down to the pub and had a bevo with the boys.

10/10

nah harold holt is still the prime minister, he won the election and there was no election after they just gave it to the closest bloke to Prime minister

well they couldn't put a bucket of shark shit in

>drive to centrelink to get me allowance
>the place is shut because of a snake and spider infestation
>all the abos want their grog money
>they start rioting and end up burning down the centrelink building
>drive to the lake to tell the prime minister about it
>he isn't there

Ended up robbing a red rooster, then i got about $30 worth of footy shorts. Hope the cunts rebuild the centrelink soon, they better make it fucking spider proof this time.

kek'd

>driving down a highway in me commodore
>see a coon on the side of the ride
>decide I'll run the little boong over
>sees he's only a little tacker
>pull over and check he's alright
>12 niggas jump out the bush and start chasing me with sticks and boomerangs
>some cunt steals me car and my booze in the backseat
>go home and get me abo bashing stick
>go down to the local park and start whacking all the black cunts
>cops come, I'm fucked
>they join in, as do a few other fuckers
>4th of July becomes 'whack a coon' day

Nice read OP

fucking lold

Jokes on you, currently don't have a PM.

Nice copypasta ya shitcunt. Probably not even a true blue Ausfag. Fucken faggot.

good stuff, m80.

Nice pasta, unoriginal motherfucker
Kill yourself