Grimes >Ugly >Shitty voice >Generic boring music >never had billboard 100 success >unlikeable cunt >Hairy armpits and yellow teeth Marina >Old, Wrinkly, looks like shit for 31 >Garbage sellout music >has always been ugly but somehow managed to get even uglier >never had billboard 100 success >Is a sellout >unlikeable cunt >Hairy armpits,mustache and has facial hair >literally the biggest cuck in female music >looks like a tranny Lauren >Saggy flat tits >Ugly face >SJW Cunt >hates Sup Forums >never had billboard 100 success >is racist against white people Annie Clark(St. Vincent) >Lesbian Dyke >Literally no tits >literally no ass >guitars sound like autotuned farts >doesn't even sing just talks over her garbage guitars >never had billboard 100 success Sky Ferreria >Man face >fucked up heroin whore >Man Voice >never had billboard 100 success >monotone boring Voice Charli XCX >Ugly, Fat, Smelly >Half Indian so half poo >posts and talks about taking shits and pisses >Shitty obnoxious Voice >Is a whore >only has a career because of Iggy Azealia Joanna Newsom >sounds like an autistic Grandma >looks like a wrinkly twelve year old >shitty autistic lyrics >Maried to Andy Samberg Lana Del Rey >literally who
And then we have Beyoncé >Hot as fuck, looks like 20 at 35 >big tits big ass >#slays >Is Queen >tremendous billboard 100 success >Amazing Voice, can sound cute and threatening at the same time >Is a strong women and is actually strong and doesn't just pretend to be >BTFO Sup Forums and Sup Forums with ez >Everyone exept for fat ugly neckbeard losers like her
>Amazing vocal range >8 classic albums under her belt >more versatile than anyone else on that list >Looks good as fuck and always did >Had a career since she was 11
I believe we have a winner.
Easton Powell
Shut the fuck up, stupid memer. Grimes > Beyonce, that's a fact.
GRIMES PROFILE: >Full name: Claire Elise Boucher >Born: 17 March 1988 in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada >Origin: Québécois, Ukrainian, Russian and Italian descent >Music style: synthpop mixed with dreampop, IDM, R&B, J-Pop, medieval, classical
>Skills: - singer - songwriter - producer - sound engineer - lyricist - live performer - visual artist - music video director & editor - dancer - model
>Main interests: Music, visual arts, dancing, books, films, modeling, video games, internet, and others
>Others: - Grimes does everything in her music, from singing and songwriting to artwork and production - nice personality, beautiful look, cares about environment issues and saving animals - took her name from grime music after discovering the existence of the genre on Myspace - studied ballet for 11 years - was a goth outcast in high school - studed neuroscience, philosophy, and Russian literature and McGill University before being dropped out for missing classes - started making music when she was around the age of 22 or 23 - big Lord of the Rings, Dune, Game of Thrones, Star Wars, Abbess Hildegard von Bingen and Russian literature fan - her best friends are James Brooks, Hana, Bloodpop, Duffy, Born Gold
Brayden Perez
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Isaac Bell
Lol I like how the Beyoncé section pointedly avoids anything about her actually producing music.
Alexander Gonzalez
this is the best pasta
Easton Collins
To be fair, the ONE point is about her voice.
(I do somewhat like Beyonce but this is kind of ridiculous)
Connor Wood
I appreciate your post. Glad that someone else respects Queen Bey in this boards.
lol
Isaiah Bennett
>lol Nice argument....Do you have ANY legitimate criticisms of Bjork?
Jordan Hernandez
She's basically poor man's Kate Bush, as well as Grimes is.
Christopher Murphy
>edgy contrarian
Jaxson Cook
>giving a shit about pop (((artists)))
listen to some real music waifs, you fucking scrub
also >nigger beyonce belongs in the trash
Julian Murphy
35??? I thought she was at least 45.
Anyway, there's way better female musicians than all this rotten shit. Listen to Patty Waters for a change, faggots.
Andrew Rogers
>beyonce belongs in the trash
no, but nazis do
Zachary Perez
>le pop sucks meme
time to grow up
Josiah Sullivan
>listen to some real music waifs >not naming any of them wtf, nigga?
Gavin Robinson
>it's the "Le every somewhat attractive artist makes shit music and everyone that likes her is a waifufag that only cares about her looks" meme again
David Howard
Singing is something you do with pre-existing music - unless you're strictly an improvisational singer... which she isn't.
Beyoncé might be one of the most talented artistic directors of our era, but having a good sense for how to effectively work with talented musicians does not make someone a mystical genius - just a good manager.
William Anderson
>anomalous aberrations to reality The hell does that even mean??
Anthony Morris
Read the linked article, numbnuts.
Aiden Torres
I already am.
Kayden Williams
People of such a rare caliber of musical talent that it's pointless to hold others up to them as a standard. Which is a hilarious faux-pas to make in the context of this article, since the whole point of it was to defend the case of Beyoncé being a musical genius.
Noah Baker
funny thing mica levi is better than both grimes and bjork really makes you think
Thomas Campbell
Beyonce >Uses her body to sell shitty music >Doesn't write her own songs >Black >Married Gay-Z and probably in the Illuminati youtube.com/watch?v=k4YRWT_Aldo
I know it's a copypasta, but >proof that Beyoncefags only care about the "artist" because of their looks
Logan Jenkins
>funny thing mica levi is better than both grimes and bjork Proof?
Christopher Wood
You're such a try hard stupid fuck.
Your post translated: If your Slayonce would be good for real, you wouldn't need to shit on other good artists, because her greatness would be undeniable. But you did it. Why? Because you're unsure that she's good in the first place.
>implying that writing a music score is harder than writing some proper songs Just because she wrote a movie score it doesn't make her any better than Bjork and Grimes. Anything else?
William Phillips
No it does clearly Music scores are the highest achievement. again call me when bjork or grimes can accomplish that Ask trent razor
Logan Lee
>likes video games >was a goth outcast in high school >big Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones, and Star Wars fan >Is best friends with a list of shitty celebs
All of the above makes me like her less
Landon Sullivan
>Ask trent razor
why
Nathaniel Gomez
In which case, why aren't you out there shilling for Yoko Kanno or Shirley Walker right now?
Nicholas Murphy
Here's your big fat (You).
Owen Martin
ironic or not, i hope this nigress die, along with her fans
