Is there a dumber footballer in the sport?

Is there a dumber footballer in the sport?

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Kek, what the fuck was he even doing?

yes

Most people outside of Spain don't know this, but Sergio Ramos is quite the dummy.

making sure he took more steps towards the penalty than amount of steps he made in regular time.

Is he really thick?

Bale is incredibly fucking stupid. Can barely string a few words together.

he looks like one of the monkeys from the first planet of the apes

DELET THIS

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what do u think is so stupid about him? he doesnt exactly come off as Einstein but he seems pretty normal to me.

I think he is pretty based

speaks calmly and better than most players around.

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oh yes, his career is full of retarded moments, even halalfags will agree

I duuno, I've seen interviews with Bale and he seems fairly well spoken for an uneducated footballer. Hes definitely not as dumb as some of the Brazilians or Africans.

>de hivemind

Yes I believe the whole English national team is

>well spoken
He really isn't.

Bayol doesn't come across as stupid to me.

Kane

Seems pretty normal, likable even.

He just looks like an extra in Planet of the Apes.

fuck this homochild fucking off to p$g mag city when?

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I think most pigeons are smarter than Ribéry.

Friendly reminder that Messi bragged about having read exactly one book in his life.

And that's probably more than about 30% of professional footballers.

>footballer in the sport
What did he mean by this?

Of course there is.

He can count to potato in german now.

KEK

The sport of football.

>hivemind
of course, it's not the guy is borderline retarded

es.inviptus.com/magazine/las-10-frases-mas-estupidas-de-sergio-ramos

>“Cuando éramos pequeños a algunos les gusta el baloncesto y a otros el basket “

> converts to Islam to be able to have an infinite number of child wives

He seems pretty smart to me desu.

No, you are just as retarded as him.

balotelli has displayed moments of low iq more times than i can count

NBA players do that without having to convert, so it's a useless step

He know he can only chose one between think and run. And he never thinks.

Took me ages to beat him in mortal kombat

He is pretty dumb he once said "In my school people liked basket and basketball" and his stupidity is quite the joke here

>british gene pool
JUST MONKEY MY FACE UP PHAM

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why does this guy sound dominican

he even ditched berlusconi daughter

Bale doesn't sound especially thick to me

Rooney and Kane, on the other hand...

he sounds dumb as fuck.

Nah, he just has a shitty voice. His voice never matured since childhood.

Nah, he's definitely as thick as sticky pig shit.

How?

He seems pretty comfortable being interviewed and ad-libbing answers, even joking around. Most footballers stumble all over themselves or robotically recite scripted platitudes.

Requesting the Pic of Bale from behind with thinning hair

i had to cheese really hard to beat this cunt on MK4 back in the day

Nah, he is just ugly/dumb looking.

Rooney is legit dumb as bricks.

Same thing with beckham. Wonder if the steroids do that.

Nah, Bale is definitely fucking dumb

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Robinho is pretty fucking stupid

Almost all brazilian players are borderline retards

Roberto Carlos seems like the kinda smart guy.

He sounds fine. If you guys want stupid sportsmen you should look at mma and boxing.

looked dumb and was dumb
hell of a play though

Not quite as high profile as other players in this thread but Gabriel Agbonlahor, I'm pretty sure is actually retarded, I'm talking about an IQ of about 50.

le original speedy mong

kek

le always about to sneeze man

he managed to build an empire and you call him ''dumb''
yeah right
fucking teenagers..

Most speedy players are drongos because they're only good when they run in straight lines

You know it's a myth right ? He speaks a very poor German

He's a drooling simpleton and no money in the world can change this.

wealth =! intelligence

Is the Bales meme finally over?

what a qt daughteru

He had tons of advisors.

welsh genes desu

He looks like a white chimp.

based bale

Hello Donaldo
Still mad about 1998?

>huh ummm eeem eerrr we played our hearts out hhh huuummmm eeehhhhh we played our best huuuu mmmm eeerr ehhhh we fight to the last second hhhmmm heeehhh eehhmmm eerrrr we played our best to the last minute hmmm errr rhmmmm we gave it our best shot. thank you

- Gareth Bale, 2016

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évery footballer talks like this after a grueling 90+ minutes of running around
don't pretend otherwise

But he's exactly like that in every interview.

Yes there is, and I'm disappointed that Sup Forums forgot about this crazy retarded dindu.

No he doesn't ffs, he's far more relaxed and genuine than most footballers.

Gareth, pls. You're dumb as fuck.

italy's most craziest nigra

Have you seen Bruno Alves today? Everyone expected him to get carded, but I don't think anyone expectem to get a yellow the way he did.

you missed out "we're proud"

literall said it 10 times within the 3 questions he was asked. fucking moron

I think that in fact footballers are mostly of below-average intelligence. They've spent a fuckload of time just kicking a ball around any many come from poor background and shit

OP is jealous because Bale has a big penis.

Ronnie? Is that you?

>why are you driving around with £50,000 in cash?
>because I am rich

Balo is an avant-garde genius who only seems dumb because we're not on his level

>nignogs nignogging
thats just nature following its course, nothing smart abou it

>almost all brazilian
the players there is redundant

>WANE RUNEY

>get smashed in the head many times
>don't expect ending up brain damaged

His accent isn't even that strong. Safe guy tbqh

This was such a meme back in the day, I remember all the anti-Beckham banter in the British press, everyone was getting in on it. Must have been tough

There was only really anti-Beckham banter in the aftermath of '98.

Then he employed PR agents to release all kinds of positive stories about him in the press to turn opinion, which worked.

That said, everyone knows he's a fucking dimwit.

ohhh I remember now, didn't he tweet like "happy to be here seeing san francisco play" while watching the san antonio spurs vs miami heat ?

wtf i love bale now

>infinite number of child wives

arent just 4?

Iceland bringing the bantz.

Truly a man ahead of his time