Tell me, on this Independence Day, why do you love the United States of America so much...

Tell me, on this Independence Day, why do you love the United States of America so much? Why do you think our great and free country is the best country in the world?ill start.

I love the USA because we like to spread freedom to poor, shitty countries who then pay us with oil.

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Because only in the USA could a site like Sup Forums be born where you can literally say whatever the fuck you want

'cause I love oil and fat

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...where you used to be able to say whatever the fuck you want. FTFY.

Our independence day should be celebrated by all. World war champs. Fuck you rest of world i only care about my first world problems

Because I'm free to own whatever guns I want to protect myself from government tyranny.

I love the USA because I was born there, and humans have an innate affinity toward things like their country/land of birth.

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both are hydrocarbon lipids, there is a definite correlation between the land of the big macs and their oil fetish

Land of the free and fat, USA

>free and fat

americans love fat, fat and oil are very similar chemically(H_3C-(CH_2)_n-CH_3), therefore americans love oil

Hydrocarbons are not lipids but lipids are a type of of hydrocarbons

Do you even chemistry?

I love the U.S.A because it's alright. There are hardly any places you can really call "better" and I can say fuck my president and fuck the police if I wanted to.

component wise, not necessarily structural-wise, but if you really want to get down to it fats are actually Triglycerides, or ester bound linked chains of 3 fatty acids

I love America because it will never allow some stupid cunt female to become president!

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>implying structures and isomers have no effect on reactivity

Oil (petroleum) is very different from lipids. Go eat some oil from a car and see how your body reacts you don't believe me

I hope you get trump for the next president, it will change the worldview of muslims & make our world a better place.

Trips, no one said shit, and no one has requested my patriotic wallpaper. The Offer is rescinded

you can say what ever just cant post whatever

Well if you really think about it it was Americas oil in the first place

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Come back trips, lay them all on me pls

North Korea.

I don't.

I came here from Russia in hopes of a better life.

When I stepped onto American soil I was greeted by hotdogs with cheese inside them.

They shoved them in my asshole and sometimes in my mouth.

It was not an great experience I will tell you that.

but after that I became citizen ready for beautiful wife and nice american dotters to teach about homeland.

My beautiful wife is 400 pounds and smells just like мама. I don't have any sexual feelings towards her but I want young to show off to Boris back home.

So I cry every night

I cry.


God bless American

Financial aid has help my bro and sis become doctors and has given me a bachelor's in science and on the way to Med school as well.

Thanks for coming from Mexico mom. And thank you for being the greatest nation on earth US

Bc we have have the best military and beer

Pic related

>we like to spread freedom to poor, shitty countries who then pay us with oil.

That'd be sort of cool if it was true - then it would confirm the lefty narrative though We buy oil from other countries though and pay full price.

Two time world war champs!

Fucking back to back!

>why we buy oil from other countries

We want to use their supplies to save our reserves for war time/for when their reserves go dry

Because i live here

5 to many nigger

It will be great when TRUMP gets elected

well, our government has regulated our homeland oil production to the point that it makes producing it here exceptionally expensive.

Overseas oil production is not hampered with needless regulation and is quite a bit cheaper to get and sell.

Our government is our own worst enemy in many ways.

It doesn't matter what you believe - but we don't get free oil or steal oil from other countries.

America can have a diverse population, yet still all join together in times of need. I can't say that for many other countries. America to me, is the last brave, intelligent, and powerful nation.

OP you fucking troll faggot

I love the USA 'cause Marvel Comics.
That's about it, really.

Obama supporting mutherfucker

>OP you fucking troll faggot

someone else saw it. OP is a communist troll.

The US has the Rockies, the North American Serria Nevada, keys Everglades, temperate rainforest, and many more.
Other than that no comment, dividing civilization into countries is dumb and not an accurate representation of how the world works .

Well, it's pretty shit, but it's way better than living in a fucking shithole desert in Africa

I'd sorta prefer a place like Japan if I knew how to speak Jap (I'm not a weeb I swear) but hey America's pretty good

As a fellow American, I love you. As a fellow human being, go kill yourself.

Japan fucking sucks. I've lived here for 1 year. Total beta society.

As a fellow fag go suck a nigger dick

Even if we produced enough oil to power our country, we would still be dependent on foreign oil. Price wouldn't go down, because Exxon or whoever would sell it to the highest bidder. Canada is a producer of oil and is still subject to the same price fluctuations we are. The only way we could be energy autonomous is if we nationalized oil, but wait, that would be big guberment.

KEK

I love the USA because OP is a fag

And let me correct myself, the real only way we can be energy autonomous is with solar power or the like where you aren't on the grid

100% troll thread.
Only anti American FAGGOTS post in here from this point forward

I love the USA because niggers can tongue my anus

Because it's the only brave enough to fund and believe in Israel's right to defend itself. We couldn't be here with you, thanks big brother.
oh Sup Forums never change

>Total beta society
How so?

>today is America's birthday. How sre you going to celebrate the groeing police state, centralization of power, growing debt, poor allocation of resources, a wellfare state, and a poloitical shitshow Sup Forums?

solar power is really not as efficient as people make it seem.
Thorium reactors, though, would free the USA completely while setting a precedent ecologically. Turns out nuclear energy is greener than solar (trust me, I'm an engineer).

I just wish you'd join one early for once.

>nationalized oil, but wait, that would be big guberment.
Big government regulation will not solve the problem. It will intensify it. It's proven throughout history that a bigger government makes problems.

Solar power is nice, but in the USA the government has regulated industry to the point of making PV panels so expensive that we could only prop up the Chinese economy by getting them there.

The Chinese have the strictest pollution laws in the world, but do not enforce any of them.

> nuclear energy is greener than solar

This guy gets it

I like our country because the New Founding Fathers have allowed us to purge ourselves of sin at the expense of brown people, poor people, and poor brown people.

this is bait, even though we can't get rid of brown people like this user.

Nope. Cant talk pedo or MLP shit.

LOL, I've been married for 10 years so freedom is a thing of the past.

Self imposed slavery?

Exactly what I typed. Everyone is super shy and damn near gender neutral. Girls here suck, they are all like immature children.(I'm not butthurt or anything, I can bang jap chicks anytime I want, they love white dudes). I just hate everything about fedora beta japanese culture.

I love my country because it's fucking crazy. And I'm guessing most of you fags are American so that makes America even better.

These guys get it

I'm an economist. Government allocated resources are so unbelievably wrong. We need to return to our capitalist ways. Today in America there is a complete misunderstanding of economics it makes me want to move to South America, Chili where there have reformed their economy to have less regulation and government intervention is at a minimum.

Bill Cosby was innocent

I agree, been working on reactors for 6 years now.

I wasn't advocating for nationalized oil.
I was pointing out that your idea of deregulating oil in the us will not do anything besides dump more co2 in our oceans and atmosphere

How free am I tonight?

Well let's see, I need to pay out the ass to doctors to get drugs I already know I need and beg for ones that are considered controlled substances, even though I could go to any corner store in the country and buy all the alcohol and tobacco I want and drink and smoke myself to death.

I could get the same jail sentence for sunbathing nude in my backyard as I could for beating somebody into the ER in a fit of rage.

I have to pay property taxes for services I don't use and that often screw me over, effectively meaning that I will be paying the government rent to live on "my own" property for the rest of my life, pushing my retirement back by about 10 years.

I could go on and on and on.

I love the United States of America because every eastern girl will fuck me for the chance to live or visit our glorious country. Also because the United States of America is the entertainment capital of the world :) This song plays in my head all day during our sweet day of celebration of our liberation!!
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>dump more co2 in our oceans

k.

You must have severe autism.

1st world complaints

Do you not understand ocean acidification and that co2 is readily dissolved in water?
Lol

It's like all these patriotic potatoes have stockholm syndrome.

Elaborate

Nuclear is not more green. Especially since we do not recycle our spent fuel rods...also the production of PV panels is not green

You're so cool.
I love America because we have an inspiring history. From a bunch of colonies, to a world superpower in 200 years.

Spent fuel rods? Most reactors use control rods, nub. Go play more Halo.

>deregulating oil in the us will not do anything besides dump more co2 in our oceans and atmosphere

Deregulating it might make it less expensive to get, but is it bad that more people can have transportation?

Do you think we can live without oil? I'm not sure many people fully understand just how important oil is in a modern society, or how much oil it takes to produce and transport green energy solutions. It simply obfuscates the problem and intensifies it and makes you use more, while making you think you're doing something good for the environment.

Don't delude yourself, America was always meant to be an European capitalist superpower.

i really wouldn't wanna be raised anywhere else, I love my country and respect her power

I agree with military, but lol no we don't have the best beer.

Are you absolutely sure of that faggot?

You believe the socialist bullshit they spew into your head. Cows farts cause more CO2 then oil burning. Quit being a SJW green party fag and grow up to be fix this world not increase the problem, which is the government.

Our beer is pretty good though

>Cows farts cause more CO2 then oil burning

Factory farming is bad for the environment - this is true.

durak

Yeah, we have a lot of choices too. Being from Texas, my go to American beer is shiner bock.

Sup Forums has its origins in japan...

Read my first comment
No, my point was deregulation will have absolutely no impact on the price of oil, as Oil companies will always sell to the highest bidder and the Saudis will always have the cheapest oil that is already out of the ground.
Why do you think Canada produces more than enough oil for itself but is still subject to the same market fluctuations as we are?

What has she done that was good?

She's a shitty person, married to a horrible man. She's a capitalist in socialist costume.

Do you even know how a reactor works? Uranium doesn't stay enriched forever, the control rods you are talking about control the rates of fission by absorbing neutrons and also become hazardous radioactive waste too. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for nuclear power but it is not more green than solar. Solar isn't that green either really, battery and PV production is not "green"

You are an idiot once again.
Factory farming is the only way to sustain the population growth at its current rate. The wellfare state makes this issue even worse.

Yes we do

>shiner bock

I have two cases here, and I'm going to be drinking some later today.