Americans store their foreskin in the fridge

>Americans store their foreskin in the fridge

It's on the same shelf as ketchup

uhhh, ketchup goes in the pantry next to the mayo (not a joke)

what about eggs?

>mayo
>not in the fridge

and you call yourself a first world country

Snorted

>Americans store their foreskins in their shoes in the fridge

>foreskin
>in a red cup
>in the shoe
>in the fridge

At least they have fridges.

Oh poor you Nigeria
I thought you were one of the somewhat rich African countries tho

next to the eggs

how can i store my shoes in the fridge if im wearing them?

Ketchup goes in the fridge you frigging idiot

>americans storing their foreskins anywhere
>they aren't taken immediately away from them by Dr. Goldstein

these threads make me sad cause i am actually circumcised for no reason at all

>american scientists are working on pre-circumsized foetuses

>tfw circumcised for no reason other than probably "I'm circumcised, better have them circumcised."
At least I am pretty well endowed down there

>Albanians store other peoples harvested organs in their fridge
>Albanians store girls, usually under age in their fridges to keep them cool during trafficking.

Well duh,if they are let out they go bad

the scar on your dick is well endowed

Literally me

>'for no reason'

just admit you're too fat to wash

Holy shit she is melting

>sowing a girls vagina shut is considered gential mutilation but removing the foreskin isn't

>swedes store somalian dicks in asses

It's pretty noticeable tbqh, but I was talking about something besides the scar :^)

I wash my dick, balls, gooch, and crack every day my dude

Really activates my almonds tbqh

>Albanian
>Muslim
Aren't you terrorists circumcised?

I store mine in boxer-briefs

And the fridge is in the shower.

Same

No.Imagine
Even terrorists are not circumcised

>Albanians store part of their country in Serbia