My name is Layne, but everyone calls me Alphabet because i'm the ALPHA male and you can BET on it. My boys sent me the link to this messageboard. They told me it was full of fat pale basement dwelling neckbeards OCD Asians and pathetic gay virgins. Wow they weren't kidding. I haven't seen this level of homosexuality since my broseph Vince got totally zonked on X and mouthkissed Zane. Of course you fags do this shit ON PURPOSE You chumps make me sick hanging out on your nerd website all day jerking off to fat chicks making your gay little posts and dressing up like faggots and ejaculating to tranny porn.
Dude you guys would probably cut your own dicks off to be able to observe my life for one day much less live it. I am buff tuff and ruff broski! My body is tanned and chiseled because I use PROTEIN and go to the GYM. You worthless excuses for men don't know how that works. Try not to suck your protein supplements out of a dude's cock. Even if the dude's name is Jim.
Lets face it the chicks can't resist my bangin guns. When I walk up into the club the bitches can't wait for the Alphabet to wrap his pimp mitts around their titties. I have a .312 batting average not that you fags even know what that means and can drink all of your children under the table.You losers need to get a fucking life.
Michael Hall
Tits or get the fuck out
Bentley Jones
0/10 nice try op Where's the jersey shore morherfucker
Ian Flores
Layne
Adrian Butler
Look like a steroid pumpin monkey nigga. You got the titties right
Hudson Collins
fuck off douchbag
Luke Thompson
lol you fucking jealous faggot? Yeah I know you are. Cuz I'm superior in every way. You call me douchebag but you're too afraid to admit the truth.
Owen King
...
Luis Reed
...
Jace Parker
Hey OP you ever tought sucking dicks with those lips?
Eli Sanders
You are a piece of shit liar trying to fish for comments FAGGOT
Oliver Stewart
What´s more sad? People using a message board, or a guy so insecure that he has to go out of his way to say how strong and alpha he is on the fucking internet? Nobody trusts you, and your balls are probably dried up grapes, hanging under a soggy ramen noodle.
Levi Powell
Are you the new John? Do you hate every single one of us?
Adam Stewart
You tried sucking off jim, but he wouldnt ? Or was jim your best friend that turned out to b gay and your mad about it? So manny questions... and the rhyme sounds super fagotish im buf and ruf and i get you off xD
Dylan Brooks
> que cara de pelotudo
Easton Parker
Fuck off sudaca
Dylan Robinson
>Alphabet Nigga you gay
Connor Butler
It's a pretty decent pasta.
Christian Sanders
Alpha wanna bet ? You poor insecure boy you wonder why you spend most time in the gym? Cause you think if i look like ppl want me to look i feel beter and that makes you more beta than bronnys and trap seakers... we on Sup Forums r degenerates we dont want what normies or wanneb normies want
Cooper Johnson
I almost came at OCD asians
Benjamin Gray
Y yo girl look like an alien?
Christian Ward
Mfw Alphabet is derived from the first two letters of the greek alphabet. Alpha-beta. You can't me both nigger and we know you're the latter. Nice pasta though.
Easton Long
this.
it's interesting how people really fall for this shit, it's almost surreal. shows you that Sup Forums is only full of autists these days, the bad kind of autists
Austin Myers
>I seeeen your bitch and nigga I wasn't impressed or nothing
Austin Davis
>Lobsters holding hands
Aaron Miller
Wow at all the newfags taking this post seriously. It was clearly ment to be humorous
Carter Watson
What the fuck, I fuck, you little bitch? You already made the top Marines, I was involved in numerous secrets of the attack on al-Qaeda and I have over 300 confirmed pobjeda. in this gorilla and I am the best sniper in various parts of the United States armed forces. You are nothing for me, but it's just another goal. I want him to fuck precision because never before seen on this earth, mark, fuck, maybe I will come here more ինտերնետում. Think again, asshole, and I must say that I got a secret Network in the United States and Your IP monitoring, to better prepare for the storm, nit. the hurricane destroyed the worst thing called life. You're fucking dead, kid. And can be in any place and at any time, I'll be seven hundred ways, namely in Germany. I'm only a wealth of experience in the field of gun fighting, but we must use the entire Arsenal of the United States marine corps, and accept it, as you can see, it's pathetic ass, the face of the continent, you little shit if I know, only some weak, smart comments, the offender may be the language, but I can't now have to pay the price, too stupid to my own anger, you will be choking you in hell, the baby died.
Ayden Sanchez
...
Connor Ortiz
Lurkea mas
Evan Barnes
Lmao
Noah Turner
...
Benjamin Lewis
I dont understand why people waste time making these copypasta threads.
Xavier Thomas
Lol.
Jaxon Torres
So is this the bait, baiting the bait claiming to take the bait? The baitception is real.
