Alright Sup Forumsitches, whats the most illegal thing you've ever done?
>Sold guns
Alright Sup Forumsitches, whats the most illegal thing you've ever done?
>Sold guns
Nice try FBI
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Federal Band of Idiots
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The FBI knows what you've done last summer, regardless of my question
IVE HAD THIS AS MY SKYPE PROFILE PIC FOR SOMETHING LIKE 1Y NOW XDD
Fuck, Sup Forums gets worse everytime that I come back.
I killed a man in Reno, just to watch him die
Driving super fucked up
Murder.
bootleg pyrotechnics that'll take an arm off
I know how to make several high explosives, but I value my anal virginity.
I jacked off in the woods.... but the scary part was... it was raining....
Lets see ive grabbed the fat ass of my 10 year old little sister multiple times, ive groped her tits while in the pool with her. Then ive also picked up my other 7 year little sister for a hug but grabbed her ass basically doing the stand as my rock hard dick poked at her vagina.
Illegal enough for you Sup Forums?
19 btw.
One time I accidentally forgot to pay for a pack of gum at a gas station
I stole 14 street signs in one night with a friend
Please kill yourself.
It's not hard m8. Anyone with basic chemistry knowledge and even fucking physics knowledge can do the same thing.
My uncle had his demolitions ticket and taught me some shit. I have a proper respect and fear of explosives.
I crossed the street while the light was still red
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Your mum
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I strangled a 12yo girl to death.
Masturbated on a school roof after dropping acid then left an apology in spray paint.
>pic related
the only felony ive ever commited was carrying an ounce of weed. but in general i break minor laws everyday.
broke in a guy's house and peed on his fucking rug because he owed my boss money
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Not on the rug, man
Made a ball of toilet paper, lit it on fire and tossed it into the guy's stall next to me. You should've heard him scream. I went outside and acted like I had nothing to do with it
aye i am
Smokin on that gas all day. Also lsd.
i drowned a whole class of
escaped from jail and stole a railroad train, i still have that lonesome whistle
Stole a shiny hitmonlee from my friend when I was a kid... he still doesn't know.
I went out at 2am when i was 11 all the time
Im a good boy
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probably when i accidentally killed a man in a violent grape accident
Grape accident ? Tell me more...
>i was eating grapes on holiday
>this dirty short looking guy runs up to me
>starts shouting in some language i assume Spanish
>he then swings on me
>i duck and push block his punch
>he falls forward over the edge of a hill
>im still holding my grapes
>hes holding onto the hill trying to climb up while i eat my grapes
>i watched for about 30 seconds before he fell about 20-30ft into the sea
join the ZEON.
sometimes i accidentally speed while driving
i have attempted to kill myself
well if thats illegal then i molest myself every night sometimes in the shower too
Wow, this is all you got, Sup Forums?
Fucking pussies, the lot of ye