>"I would say the same thing, just to be polite. Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. They take a movie “The Last Samurai.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the Last Samurai. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics."
When is Based Segall going to replace Robert Downey Jr in Iron Man?
Aaron Brown
>They make him the Last Samurai 'Samurai' in the title was plural. It refered to the last group of samurai holding on to tradition. Not Tom Cruise.
Charles Hughes
Did Tom snatch this mothafuckas punani?
Jose Martin
>5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay at least cruzs height is japanese
Brayden Sanchez
What are implying by this senpai?
Leo Martin
...
Nolan Myers
>“That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. oh it shows, the point was to have an outsider adopting and appreciating Samurai culture. LMAO what a butthurt mofo, maybe they would have considered him if he learned how to act and his gut was not in the way knocking boom mics all over the set.
Caleb Ross
Is Seagal the definition of a lanklet?
Wyatt Long
he's a ninja and a trained Navy Orca, that' above Navy seals, he eats them for lunch.
Logan Harris
Was 2003 Steven already so fat?
Cooper Johnson
Today You Diet was 2005, so i guess he was already fat in 2003
Angel King
>tfw your daughter is snorting coke and sucking cock because you're Steven Seagal
Jace Kelly
See pic related
Jayden Cruz
that is one unwarranted superiority complex
Owen Clark
>janitors are now deleting seagal, batts, and bane threads
Imagine being a Japanese school girl sitting in a park eating pocky sticks and listening J-pop with your Ipad when suddenly a massive ponytailed man wearing a leather trench coat is slowly coming at your way mumbling about "punani"
what do?
James Perry
realistically I would be submissive and let this white devil do whatever he wanted to me because thats how I was raised you know being molested by every man in my family.
Being a japense school girl sounds hot
John Powell
onani? onani onani 5$
Blake Bailey
>mfw my boss tells me he once had sex with Steven Seagal's daughter
Oliver Morris
>I was raised in Japan
>Seagal was born in Lansing, Michigan. >When Seagal was five years old, his parents relocated to Fullerton, California. > Seagal moved to Japan at some point between the ages of 19 and 21
James Cook
That movie was goat, and Tom nailed it. Dont think I'd see it if Steven was in it
Easton Price
WELL THAN
Alexander Reyes
I heard that Seagal trained former mercenary Motosada Mori and invented the CQC knife gun technique
Elijah Diaz
He is a Buddha, I believe he could have lived multiple childhoods in his mind through the power of meditation
Juan Williams
hes literally big boss
Sebastian Williams
>easy... EASY
what did he mean by this?
Juan Taylor
are you the last samurai? how many Katanas do you own? is Seagal a god in Japan?
Alexander Stewart
I agree 100%. I actually went to upvote your comment, lol. It's cause I have this and Reddit open on the same browser. (pic related)
Evan Johnson
The white or asian one?
Wyatt Mitchell
white
Eli James
>no gay sex with hats on tab >no "how to screen shot" tab
I miss old Sup Forums
Ryan Martin
I read that as panini at first.
Lucas Fisher
>all those digital content purchasing programs good goy
Oliver Bell
Did he give you any details?
James Davis
batts threads are the only ones worth saving. Seagal and bane threads are unmitigated cancer
Nathan Cooper
there is so much in those sentences thats wrong and says so much about Seagal.
>Seagal seems to be under the impression of the last samurai actually being about a japanese samurai and not a westerner who learns about a different culture.
>this kinda indicates he thinks of himself as more asian than Tom Cruise for some reason.
>he also seems to think Samurai were tall people and not tiny asian men.
>he seems to think gay men cant play Samurai in a movie.
>He seems to think being gay is kinda at odds to Samurai in general.
>He thinks not liking a movie you havent seen is perfectly fine.
Liam Hall
>He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the Last Samurai.
That's the... point? The story was about a foreigner going full weeb and witnessing the last moments of the last Samurai.
Jack Thomas
steven seagal doesn't understand the difference between real life and acting
Kevin Carter
found the poorfag
Mason Miller
waste of money and funding da joos aside, they're using those "apps" to track you, you fool
Eli Hughes
Not really, I'll ask next time I work. He looks a lot like him, very similar hairstyle.
Luke Gomez
I hope it wasn't his pure japanese daughter(s?)
Ethan Jenkins
I heard he taught Anderson Silva his front kick.
Jaxson Flores
With Seagal, there is no difference. his life IS a movie.
Jaxson Richardson
as long as they keep supplying that sweet sweet content, I don't care if theyre tracking me
Ethan Bailey
Seagal was also a civilian (CIA) sniper instructor in Navy SEALs
He trained deadly sniper stuff to Chris Kyle. Steven being a humble warrior asked Kyle not to be credited in his book.
Luis Miller
>I'm sorry, but It says here that you masturbate to cartoon pornography involving minors and post in extreme right-wing forums. We cannot hire you for this position. Please leave or I'll have to call security to remove you.
Gavin Anderson
Did Steven also teach CIA legend Bill Wilson?
Aiden Russell
nope Steven being a man of honor and integrity stopped giving training for Government agencies due to the corrupted nature of Obama's government.
If Wilson would have been trained by Seagal he would have kicked Bane's big ass with no problem.
Matthew Sullivan
names TWO films where this happens
Lincoln Ortiz
>stopped giving training for Government agencies due to the corrupted nature of th US government he's literally Big Boss
Nicholas Reyes
He was in an all-black band in the 50's
Jonathan Harris
Punished Punani
Elijah Brown
Bane trained himself by watching every Steven Seagal movie.
Jeremiah Ortiz
he's arguing the lack of realism and authenticity in a movie, but it's a movie. he's talking about actors. they act. they pretend to be something they're not. that's the whole point. i don't think he has a case here.
Ian Wood
This, pretty much. Yeah, there's surely politics and money and jews and whatnot, but Cruise seems like an obvious choice over Seagull.
