The world heavyweight boxing champion slaps your gfs ass, wat do?

The world heavyweight boxing champion slaps your gfs ass, wat do?

youtube.com/watch?v=Bn3zbk3l8xc

Call the cops, If he is black, he is dead in minutes.

yeah right shorty

Call in an mma fighter and dislocate every bone he owns

Call him out in his piss poor social etiquette.

em em ay, that's a fighting > recreational, not professional occupation, you only need two fists when boxing, none of that smelly feet kick gay shit women do

Sit down. Take a sip of my drink. Watch as she dislocates each of his limbs.
>TFW your girlfriend is a 3rd degree black belt.
>TFW people assume she needs you to protect her.
>TFW you've been with a warrior woman.

Shoot the double, pound him out, take his back and sink my hooks in deep.

>People still believe the mma>boxing meme

Kek. Can't wait for the summerfags to leave.

Mma is much more manly than boxing

boxing is boring as shit. Mma is for real men.

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shoot his nigger ass and get aquitted

Shoot him in the face, because murica

em em ay a fad that grew because ufc hired great marketers LOL

Face hug, Uchi mata or Harai Makikomi, groundwork.

I'd call Tyson Fury the real Heavyweight champ of the world to beat the shit out of this nignog Deontay

much more entertaining than watching 12 rounds of hugging that can literally only end early with a KO/TKO. Yawn.

.357 to the face, double tap.

the heavyweight champion is a white dude you fucking idiots (though he is a gypsy). Also, lmao at any of you who think your shitty mma techniques would give you any chance

Lmao once locked around the wrist, the fight is over

>"HE'S COMIN RIGHT FOR ME!"
>empty assault rifle into nigger
>put gun in what's left of his hand
>????
>be national hero

Call the police, have her press charges for sexual assualt. Have her sue him for mental damage that he caused to her.

this

there is no muscle that can stop a knife

even if he beats me, i know his name, i'll follow him home, wait for him to fall asleep, lock his doors from outside by breaking the handles.

Open gaz in the kitchen, put a lighted lighter on the adjacent room, leave

watch news
laugh

>offer my ass obviously

Slap his ass.

underrated

he's from my hometown, great guy, he can fuck her with my blessing

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titfuck my gf together with him
our dicks rub wildly, untill we blow our loads on each others dick
then ill knock him out

I kek'd

throw KFC wings and while he is looking at them i kick his balls and stab his chest with a plastic spoon.

When everything finishes i go take my fuckin KFC wings and eat em like a boss.

What makes you say that ?

Tell him to stop slapping my hand!

>Me
>Having a GF

Top kek M8.

Let him slap mine too, like a beta.

So much cringe in one post.

I grab his giant cock and tell him "fuck me please master"

sue him for rape, get rich

true, nearly died

post webm, i need a zozzle

O shit boi. I need to try this

IDK, from what Ive seen Wilder doesnrt really have nigger qualities. Seems like a really nice guy.

Not fight him, that's for sure. When I took boxing as a hobby for a couple years, there was an instructor's assistant that I practiced jabs with, and he would beat my face off without even trying, while avoiding every jab I threw. I think he'd been boxing for most of his life, but I used to fight people in hockey sometimes, and they're completely different things.

High five bronze bomber. I know he's a joke compared to the other heavyweights, but he's better than me, and I love that he's an American heavyweight champ.

I put on headgear and spar if he lets me.
Have to at least try, a real bitch is one who wouldn't try at all.

Honor is about effort, your girl couldn't possibly expect you to win.

Good. I like my sports slow paced. I want rules in place that reward wall n stall. Yeah, more cuddling! It's so exciting!

Well in some aspects they are completely different. In hockey you're very planted, and it's more of a strength game I would say, rather than so much finesse.

you a real nigga

Would Jon Jones or Werdum beat Fury? Yeah most likely
Would these fags who've done some mma training and are a foot smaller and 40 kg less than Fury have a chance? Not at all