hey Sup Forums how big do you think this will grow? it's been sitting in my microwave for about a week
Hey Sup Forums how big do you think this will grow? it's been sitting in my microwave for about a week
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THE FUCK IS THAT?
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He's your pet now
Does it have a name?
If he doesnt, I suggest spaghetty
OP why
As long as it has something to consume it should keep growing. Just add more food to the plate as time goes on.
Sort your fucking life out.
lol
>microwave
>metal tool
oh no, you didn't!
Come back in a year if you're a real man. July 4th, 2017.
Don't encourage him, please
what would happen if you ate that?
Nuke it.
nice
>4567
's you got there
dubs and you call it peter the spaghetti plate eater
Add a sponge in there for moisture and add organic material to it as well. Will grow very large
you'd die from poison
I actually had a frozen pizza sitting in my microwave for ~2 weeks. When I first looked at it I wasn't even sure what it was...
I suggest you keep it there for a little longer, just use your oven for 1 or 2 weeks and watch your chia pet grow.
Who else wants faggot to eat it?
I really think the pet's idea is good
Make this new creature feel like he's family
Speak to him and nurture it with the food he needs
You could both be true friends and it could be a really good story like one of those in the movies
The kids and the strange creature, it's a solid and tested concept
why the hell did you leave metal on the plate when microwaving?
take a bite if dubs.
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Prepare uranus op, thats how shit like this happens.
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Fukigen na Mononokean?
I haven't microwaved it, it was left overs that I put it in there and completely forgot about. I rarely use my microwave
if dubs you eat
can we name it please
OP you are well on your way to an Ol' Drippy type situation. Congratulations and keep us updated.
yep go ahead
>why can't I get a gf
TIMESTAMP PIC OR GTFO
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Microwave it for 30 seconds and post results
Roll
>yes
been single for about 2 weeks. i guess this is the result of not having someone to kitchen for me
Thsi
Do this but take fork out so it does not affect results
ROLL
THIS
ROLLL
THISSS
winrar!
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Do it OP
This will be interesting.
do it do it pls
I don't think microwaving it will help it grow
It's beautiful. Does it have a name? I suggest naming it Jonesey.
winrar
his name will be Michael, the moldy spaghetti.
DO IT FAGGOT
It could.
I'm pretty sure this is how most superheros are made...
OP DELIVER
fugg user
Oh god we're posting in one of those legendary threads that get reposted everywhere aren't we
>Paul Hartman is a faggot
This nigga gonna burn his house down.
MOM's SPAGHETTI
99:99
Do it
No.
>spaghetti monster in microwave
Set it free, OP
Maybe it'll fly away
DO IT
bored when there are no matches on m8?
Don't fucking microwave it. These pleb cunts don't know the beauty you possess.
Dubs for Jonesy.
OP DELIVER
what ink are you using
am i tripping or this looks fake and gay
Microwave that bitch with some aluminium foil or a spoon. Bring it to life OP.
My dubs will reverse yours
Do it op
Also check my trips
I've seen this shit before. you're hyping us all up and at the very peak you let us down.
You better fucking deliver.
Or it can be Frankenspaghetti, as op brings it to life.
MICROWAVE THAT MOTHERFUCKER
Gonna have trips
DO IT OP
CUT IT IN HALF TO SEE WHAT LIES WITHIN
Trips say you do it
quads
that time stamp is from MAY you DUMBASS
trips
microwave it then shove your dick in it
what will happen when this egg hatches?
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP NIGGER
I'm pretty sure this is going to be an amazing post, take screenshots please
Win.
>implying you've ever gotten dubs in your life
fuck off, dickhead.
You fuck off too, you've never gotten trips and you never will.
His name is Jonesy. Jonesy must live on. There must be daily Jonesy threads and nothing you newfags roll can stop it.
Trips and you have to eat it after finishing microwaving it
keked hjard
What the fuck is that
>implying people don't exist outside of murca
>Baiting this hard
if trips you eat the spaghetti pet no excuses no hospitals
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Are you mentally retarded
cut that fucker in half OP
WHAT
HAS
HUMANITY
BECOME
OP IS A FAG
MICROWAVE THAT SHIT YOU NIGGER
Hey! That's my limited Edition Pepe. How did you get hold of this?
Do it
kys