Hey Sup Forums how big do you think this will grow? it's been sitting in my microwave for about a week

hey Sup Forums how big do you think this will grow? it's been sitting in my microwave for about a week

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THE FUCK IS THAT?

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He's your pet now
Does it have a name?
If he doesnt, I suggest spaghetty

OP why

As long as it has something to consume it should keep growing. Just add more food to the plate as time goes on.

Sort your fucking life out.

lol

>microwave
>metal tool
oh no, you didn't!

Come back in a year if you're a real man. July 4th, 2017.

Don't encourage him, please

what would happen if you ate that?

Nuke it.

nice
>4567
's you got there

dubs and you call it peter the spaghetti plate eater

Add a sponge in there for moisture and add organic material to it as well. Will grow very large

you'd die from poison

I actually had a frozen pizza sitting in my microwave for ~2 weeks. When I first looked at it I wasn't even sure what it was...
I suggest you keep it there for a little longer, just use your oven for 1 or 2 weeks and watch your chia pet grow.

Who else wants faggot to eat it?

I really think the pet's idea is good

Make this new creature feel like he's family
Speak to him and nurture it with the food he needs
You could both be true friends and it could be a really good story like one of those in the movies

The kids and the strange creature, it's a solid and tested concept

why the hell did you leave metal on the plate when microwaving?

take a bite if dubs.

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Prepare uranus op, thats how shit like this happens.
>>youtube.com/watch?v=QadhPRU0Dn8

Fukigen na Mononokean?

I haven't microwaved it, it was left overs that I put it in there and completely forgot about. I rarely use my microwave

if dubs you eat

can we name it please

OP you are well on your way to an Ol' Drippy type situation. Congratulations and keep us updated.

yep go ahead

>why can't I get a gf

youtube.com/watch?v=8YmLWnQGZhQ

TIMESTAMP PIC OR GTFO

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Microwave it for 30 seconds and post results

Roll

>yes
been single for about 2 weeks. i guess this is the result of not having someone to kitchen for me

Thsi

Do this but take fork out so it does not affect results

ROLL

THIS

ROLLL

THISSS

winrar!

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Do it OP

This will be interesting.

do it do it pls

I don't think microwaving it will help it grow

It's beautiful. Does it have a name? I suggest naming it Jonesey.

winrar

his name will be Michael, the moldy spaghetti.

DO IT FAGGOT

It could.

I'm pretty sure this is how most superheros are made...

OP DELIVER

fugg user

Oh god we're posting in one of those legendary threads that get reposted everywhere aren't we

>Paul Hartman is a faggot

This nigga gonna burn his house down.

MOM's SPAGHETTI

99:99

Do it

No.

>spaghetti monster in microwave
Set it free, OP
Maybe it'll fly away

DO IT

bored when there are no matches on m8?

Don't fucking microwave it. These pleb cunts don't know the beauty you possess.

Dubs for Jonesy.

OP DELIVER

what ink are you using
am i tripping or this looks fake and gay

Microwave that bitch with some aluminium foil or a spoon. Bring it to life OP.

My dubs will reverse yours

Do it op

Also check my trips

I've seen this shit before. you're hyping us all up and at the very peak you let us down.

You better fucking deliver.

Or it can be Frankenspaghetti, as op brings it to life.

MICROWAVE THAT MOTHERFUCKER

Gonna have trips

DO IT OP

CUT IT IN HALF TO SEE WHAT LIES WITHIN

Trips say you do it

quads

that time stamp is from MAY you DUMBASS

trips

microwave it then shove your dick in it

what will happen when this egg hatches?

PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP NIGGER

I'm pretty sure this is going to be an amazing post, take screenshots please

Win.

>implying you've ever gotten dubs in your life
fuck off, dickhead.

You fuck off too, you've never gotten trips and you never will.

His name is Jonesy. Jonesy must live on. There must be daily Jonesy threads and nothing you newfags roll can stop it.

Trips and you have to eat it after finishing microwaving it

keked hjard

What the fuck is that

>implying people don't exist outside of murca

>Baiting this hard

if trips you eat the spaghetti pet no excuses no hospitals

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Are you mentally retarded

cut that fucker in half OP

WHAT
HAS
HUMANITY
BECOME

OP IS A FAG

MICROWAVE THAT SHIT YOU NIGGER

Hey! That's my limited Edition Pepe. How did you get hold of this?

Do it

kys