Be at fastfood eating alone

>be at fastfood eating alone

>this girl comes up and sits with you

>wat do

Tell her to get more napkins.

Tell her to get off my table.

How rude.

...

>check my privilege.

>close my eyes as to not rape her.

>give her 30% of my wage, because she earned it.

>go home and educate myself on women's rights.

For me this is scarier than a guy with a gun on my head

fall in love

why?? are you a shy guy or you don'tlike her?

/thread

tell her to get the fuck out of your table

Be curtious an ask her if she's alone. Then proceed to have a convo with her about whatever. End meal and ask her if she'd like to meet up again sometime, exchange phone numbers. Fuck it she did the hardst part (walk up to a stranger). Easy after that.

Converse like a normal person

I'd say hey how are you, something I can do for you.

Balls in her court

This.

It'll only make her want your dick even more

NO Taco Belle!!! I told you my Gordita crunch is for me! You already had 12 of them!

Pull out my cock and start fapping. I mean look at those tits !

This will never happen, no chick would sit down at a total strangers table unless she wants something

Yesterday while I was walking on the highway I stunned into a rabbit
He said me to don0t talk to you an then I ate a cupcake
BUT
I was a squirrel

fucking fag

stand up do a 360 then walk out of the place

Geek out; tell her she's one of my favorite porn stars and that I thought she was a good choice for Harley Quinn and how sad I am she wasn't cast in Suicide Squad, no matter how unlikely that would have been. Go home, jack off, post on Sup Forums about it.

...

/thread

The only thing you can do, get up do a 360 and walk away

The only thing you can do, get up do a 360 and walk away

"Hi, Lexi, and yes I watch porn"

180* fucking dumbass a 360 will land you facing the same direction

you have no faith my friend

Tell her I can't wait to see them tittays

Tell that bitch to leave. I love cock

I would say hi. She would day hi back. Then I would smile and ask her if she'd like to sit with me.

This little light hearted sarcastic remark is enough to break the ice

blow up the place
after feeling dem titties

Anyway
It will never happen
:(

OP what would have you done?

"bitch i aint paying for you"

do you guys even watch porn?

nod, mumble "hi", eat rest of meal as quickly as possible in awkward silence

WTF

...

Are you eating at taco belle? lol bitch got fat

Sure I summer in here

ask her if my mother will die if I don't answer her.

Introduce myself, ask her name. Ask what convinced her to sit with me? Ask her how she keeps such a nice figure if she's eating bullshit like this. Tell her I have to run, but would love to continue the conversation, grab her number, and as I'm leaving ask if she drove herself, or needs a ride.

Like a normal fucking person. Jesus.

>Wake up

Tell her about the crust in her eyelashes

"Feminine penis or gtfo"

this is the only correct answer

Girls only start doing the strip circuit when no one will hire them for porn shoots anymore. Sad to see her career end

NO
YOU
MUST
BE
FUCKEN
SICK

Show her a pic of her future self...

Tits or GTFO

So much hotter...

> (You)
>So much hotter...

Probably. Fat fucks usually are.

>Stare at her with the fact that I don't know her plainly visible on my face.
>Say "Yes?" with an eyebrow raised because I don't like when total fucking strangers watch me eat.
>Stab her with a wooden stake when she tries to inform me about Jehovah's Witnesses and sell me a copy of The Watchtower.

>(You)

Fuck sake.

Are we all going to ignore the face on that guy's ass?

Fucking newfag, You know you're just gonna be facing the same way. Can't wait till summer is over

Kek

Faggot

fucking summer cancer

how's the 14 year old life of LOLXD random?

>fastfood
>eating alone

>what is a drive thru?

Act like I don't know who she is so hopefully we can fall in love and get married and have many little kiddies together. Hopefully this happens some day. She does live in the same city as me

kekekek

there aren't enough memers good as this

>"Hey I'm meeting my friend here and that's the only other seat at this table"
>Finish my food in peace while friend never comes
>Leave

It's like you guys can't even into avoiding social situations.

Have you ever had a loaded gun pressed against your head by another person?
No?
Then you're exaggerating.

Yes.

Huh, then you should see a psychiatrist, bro.
That kind of reaction to a non-threatening human isn't normal.

Mom's spaghetti

It is if you have social anxiety. At least with a gun to your head you know it'll all be over soon, as long as the trigger is pulled. Or you get robbed. Either instance is done in minutes or less.

Social interaction can be over the span of hours with no foreseeable end as you don't want to be rude and just walk away. In the former scenario can you just say "PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER", then darkness.

...pleb...

At least you wont have to exchange genetalia because she already has all the fucking balls

>I'm not sharing, if that's what you're going to ask

He's a fagit that's why

>hello, you look familiar.
>where have I seen you?

>when you were jacking off.

>ah, that explains it. What are you up to?

Tell her she got dried cum on her eyelash

"You gonna eat that?"

Quietly get up and take my things to that table to the top left corner. Or just eat silently without making eye contact.

I am the mold that god shaped all other betas after.

>Awkwardly stare at her until she leaves again
>Go home wondering if she was interested in me
>make thread on Sup Forums

Summer day care

Blessings be with ye, Omega Overlord.

Look man, I'm as depressed as the next guy, but I've got shit that needs to be done, regardless of how pointless I think it is at the moment.
And when I go, it isn't going to be by some asshole who only wants to steal and kill.
It's going to be on my terms.

And, if you haven't already, consult a psychiatrist.

savage

And also with you.

say "hey i know you you're they pornographic actress who looks like deceased non-pornographic actress brittany murphy" and then propose intercourse since i was attracted todeceased non-pornographic actress brittany murphy when she was alive and also this gal too

You're thinking of a therapist.

Kek, I can see myself doing that.

Make her buy me subnautica for ps4 when it comes out in august

Be suspicious of her intentions, because I'm an ugly bastard who gets no action.

summer dubs!

Feminazi YouTube 'social experiment' is imminent. Prepare to be provokes.

*Provoked.

I'll buy you some lunch & then we can go to my place & get high and play vidya games. I'll tell you jokes and how awesome Hitler was. Then if i'm in the mood I'll show you my cock and you can suck it while I play ps4.

I know this feel bro, I´d do a 360 and run away.

Asshole she is already buying me subnautica, better back off before i fucking blow off my fedora

Been there user
I came

wake up

Welcome to Sup Forums newfriend

And then Wone time i wen on 8chen and my dick flew off into Moy mums Pussy and she got pregnant and gave birth to 3 pepper steak pussy nuggets

Same difference, get some help.

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>turn 360
>finish on the same direction you were looking at
Wtf fagg

Is she in her lexi or taco form?