>be at fastfood eating alone
>this girl comes up and sits with you
>wat do
>be at fastfood eating alone
>this girl comes up and sits with you
>wat do
Tell her to get more napkins.
Tell her to get off my table.
How rude.
...
>check my privilege.
>close my eyes as to not rape her.
>give her 30% of my wage, because she earned it.
>go home and educate myself on women's rights.
For me this is scarier than a guy with a gun on my head
fall in love
why?? are you a shy guy or you don'tlike her?
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tell her to get the fuck out of your table
Be curtious an ask her if she's alone. Then proceed to have a convo with her about whatever. End meal and ask her if she'd like to meet up again sometime, exchange phone numbers. Fuck it she did the hardst part (walk up to a stranger). Easy after that.
Converse like a normal person
I'd say hey how are you, something I can do for you.
Balls in her court
This.
It'll only make her want your dick even more
NO Taco Belle!!! I told you my Gordita crunch is for me! You already had 12 of them!
Pull out my cock and start fapping. I mean look at those tits !
This will never happen, no chick would sit down at a total strangers table unless she wants something
Yesterday while I was walking on the highway I stunned into a rabbit
He said me to don0t talk to you an then I ate a cupcake
BUT
I was a squirrel
fucking fag
stand up do a 360 then walk out of the place
Geek out; tell her she's one of my favorite porn stars and that I thought she was a good choice for Harley Quinn and how sad I am she wasn't cast in Suicide Squad, no matter how unlikely that would have been. Go home, jack off, post on Sup Forums about it.
...
/thread
The only thing you can do, get up do a 360 and walk away
The only thing you can do, get up do a 360 and walk away
"Hi, Lexi, and yes I watch porn"
180* fucking dumbass a 360 will land you facing the same direction
you have no faith my friend
Tell her I can't wait to see them tittays
Tell that bitch to leave. I love cock
I would say hi. She would day hi back. Then I would smile and ask her if she'd like to sit with me.
This little light hearted sarcastic remark is enough to break the ice
blow up the place
after feeling dem titties
Anyway
It will never happen
:(
OP what would have you done?
"bitch i aint paying for you"
do you guys even watch porn?
nod, mumble "hi", eat rest of meal as quickly as possible in awkward silence
WTF
...
Are you eating at taco belle? lol bitch got fat
Sure I summer in here
ask her if my mother will die if I don't answer her.
Introduce myself, ask her name. Ask what convinced her to sit with me? Ask her how she keeps such a nice figure if she's eating bullshit like this. Tell her I have to run, but would love to continue the conversation, grab her number, and as I'm leaving ask if she drove herself, or needs a ride.
Like a normal fucking person. Jesus.
>Wake up
Tell her about the crust in her eyelashes
"Feminine penis or gtfo"
this is the only correct answer
Girls only start doing the strip circuit when no one will hire them for porn shoots anymore. Sad to see her career end
NO
YOU
MUST
BE
FUCKEN
SICK
Show her a pic of her future self...
Tits or GTFO
So much hotter...
> (You)
>So much hotter...
Probably. Fat fucks usually are.
>Stare at her with the fact that I don't know her plainly visible on my face.
>Say "Yes?" with an eyebrow raised because I don't like when total fucking strangers watch me eat.
>Stab her with a wooden stake when she tries to inform me about Jehovah's Witnesses and sell me a copy of The Watchtower.
>(You)
Fuck sake.
Are we all going to ignore the face on that guy's ass?
Fucking newfag, You know you're just gonna be facing the same way. Can't wait till summer is over
Kek
Faggot
fucking summer cancer
how's the 14 year old life of LOLXD random?
>fastfood
>eating alone
>what is a drive thru?
Act like I don't know who she is so hopefully we can fall in love and get married and have many little kiddies together. Hopefully this happens some day. She does live in the same city as me
kekekek
there aren't enough memers good as this
>"Hey I'm meeting my friend here and that's the only other seat at this table"
>Finish my food in peace while friend never comes
>Leave
It's like you guys can't even into avoiding social situations.
Have you ever had a loaded gun pressed against your head by another person?
No?
Then you're exaggerating.
Yes.
Huh, then you should see a psychiatrist, bro.
That kind of reaction to a non-threatening human isn't normal.
Mom's spaghetti
It is if you have social anxiety. At least with a gun to your head you know it'll all be over soon, as long as the trigger is pulled. Or you get robbed. Either instance is done in minutes or less.
Social interaction can be over the span of hours with no foreseeable end as you don't want to be rude and just walk away. In the former scenario can you just say "PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER", then darkness.
...pleb...
At least you wont have to exchange genetalia because she already has all the fucking balls
>I'm not sharing, if that's what you're going to ask
He's a fagit that's why
>hello, you look familiar.
>where have I seen you?
>when you were jacking off.
>ah, that explains it. What are you up to?
Tell her she got dried cum on her eyelash
"You gonna eat that?"
Quietly get up and take my things to that table to the top left corner. Or just eat silently without making eye contact.
I am the mold that god shaped all other betas after.
>Awkwardly stare at her until she leaves again
>Go home wondering if she was interested in me
>make thread on Sup Forums
Summer day care
Blessings be with ye, Omega Overlord.
Look man, I'm as depressed as the next guy, but I've got shit that needs to be done, regardless of how pointless I think it is at the moment.
And when I go, it isn't going to be by some asshole who only wants to steal and kill.
It's going to be on my terms.
And, if you haven't already, consult a psychiatrist.
savage
And also with you.
say "hey i know you you're they pornographic actress who looks like deceased non-pornographic actress brittany murphy" and then propose intercourse since i was attracted todeceased non-pornographic actress brittany murphy when she was alive and also this gal too
You're thinking of a therapist.
Kek, I can see myself doing that.
Make her buy me subnautica for ps4 when it comes out in august
Be suspicious of her intentions, because I'm an ugly bastard who gets no action.
summer dubs!
Feminazi YouTube 'social experiment' is imminent. Prepare to be provokes.
*Provoked.
I'll buy you some lunch & then we can go to my place & get high and play vidya games. I'll tell you jokes and how awesome Hitler was. Then if i'm in the mood I'll show you my cock and you can suck it while I play ps4.
I know this feel bro, I´d do a 360 and run away.
Asshole she is already buying me subnautica, better back off before i fucking blow off my fedora
Been there user
I came
wake up
Welcome to Sup Forums newfriend
And then Wone time i wen on 8chen and my dick flew off into Moy mums Pussy and she got pregnant and gave birth to 3 pepper steak pussy nuggets
Same difference, get some help.
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>turn 360
>finish on the same direction you were looking at
Wtf fagg
Is she in her lexi or taco form?