ITT we suggest things to put in the time capsule for people 1,000 years from now to see...

ITT we suggest things to put in the time capsule for people 1,000 years from now to see. Only dubs make it into the capsule.

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a shitton of anthrax so whoever opens it gets poisoned

a banana

Dank memes

a bananana

a ba na na

YES
also
another banana

A dragon dildo.

the black plague

OP got dubs, i vote for OP to get him out of here

Fucking kek. Roll

a real dick

Fucking use it as a toilet till it's full

We put a bomb that will explode when they open it

beast porn

A clock

>tip my fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away

lol as if people 1000 years from now are wanna going to see a bunch of moldy old shit in a tube

gonna want to see* mouldy* its 5:30am

put this behind the capsule door

pedobear

this

haha, yes. He's coming for those future kids.

>pun intended

No, you spelled it correctly the first time.